Every person in our country knows the fairy tale turnip. Yes, my grandfather grew wonderful vegetables. Or what is it...a berry? Not the point. The main thing is that we have the first fairy tale for you and your friends on this occasion.
The tale will be told impromptu. The presenter reads the text, and when the actor’s name is mentioned in the text, he pronounces his phrase.
Everything is clear and easy. Let's watch.
– turnip (words: tired of waiting)
– grandfather (words: oh, where are my 17 years)
– grandma (words: my pancakes are the most delicious)
– granddaughter (words: I love to dance)
– bug (words: better like this than homeless)
– cat Masha (words: mur, I like it)
– mouse (words: I’m in a hole)
Once upon a time there was a grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old) and grandmother ( my pancakes are the most delicious). And they had a granddaughter ( I love to dance). The granddaughter had a bug dog ( better than being homeless), cat Masha ( Moore, I like it), and there lived a mouse in the underground ( I'm in a hole). And my grandfather also had it ( oh where are my 17 years old) his garden, where he planted vegetables. And he was especially proud of his turnips ( tired of waiting). Autumn came, and it was time to pull out the turnips ( tired of waiting).
Grandfather went ( oh where are my 17 years old) pull out a turnip ( tired of waiting). He pulls and pulls, but he can’t pull it out! Grandfather called ( oh where are my 17 years old) grandma ( my pancakes are the most delicious). They began to pull together: the grandmother ( my pancakes are the most delicious) for grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old), and grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old) for a turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull, they pull, but they can’t pull it out!
Then they decided to ask their granddaughter ( I love to dance) to help them. Granddaughter quit her job ( I love to dance), and came to help. The three of them began to turnip ( tired of waiting) drag. They pull and pull, but she still doesn’t come early.
Bug was sleeping in the barn ( better than being homeless). Her grandfather whistled ( oh where are my 17 years old). And the four of them began to take out the turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull and pull, but still they can’t pull it out.
The granddaughter remembered ( I love to dance) about my cat ( Moore, I like it) and called her for help. The five of them began to pull the turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull and pull, but she doesn’t climb!
Well, apparently we’ll have to leave the turnip like that ( tired of waiting) in the ground - said the upset grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old). But then a mouse came running ( I'm in a hole) and said she could help. One and a mouse ( I'm in a hole) dived underground. How can a turnip bite ( tired of waiting) that she herself jumped out of the ground!
Grandfather is happy ( oh where are my 17 years old), grandma smiles ( my pancakes are the most delicious), granddaughter dancing ( I love to dance), bug ( better than being homeless) ran around Masha ( Moore, I like it), and the mouse ( I'm in a hole) you heard yourself where she is. Everyone is happy and having fun, because finally they will eat this delicious turnip ( tired of waiting)!
The next tale-remake is the Teremok. Here the actors need to be given words. So that they can learn them. Since the words are in verse, they learn easily. See:
The next tale is called Three Sisters. She is not very popular and not everyone will remember her. But showing it at a party or just in the company of friends is a pleasure. Let's look:
Remember the fairy tale about the three little pigs? Now you can spend your evenings listening to this fairy tale and laugh and have fun.
This is a musical fairy tale, and here everything depends on the actors themselves, who must play and show all the actions that are mentioned in the fairy tales.
To listen to the story and download it, follow the links below:
Fairy tales-remakes for a drunk company by roles
Fairy tales-remakes for a drunken company based on roles. New fairy tales How to have a good time sitting with friends, drinking beer and discussing the latest news. But sooner or later, simple get-togethers get boring for you too.
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Funny fairy tale scene "Turnip".
This type of entertainment, like playing funny fairy tales and scenes at a birthday party or corporate party, appeared relatively recently and immediately gained popularity. Moreover, everyone wants to participate, especially if there are elements of dressing up.
Professional presenters and toastmasters are best prepared in this regard. They always have a certain set of things for transformation: wigs, cool glasses, suits, skirts, funny ties, balls, sabers, weapons, musical instruments, masks, etc.
But you can also play funny fairy tales and skits at home. Firstly, you can also find something suitable for dressing up, and secondly, the main thing is internal transformation, the opportunity to improvise, use your sense of humor and just fool around.
That's why funny, cool fairy tales and skits go "Hurrah!" in a close, friendly company, among friends and relatives when celebrating a birthday, holiday at home, at a corporate party.
We invite you to act out the famous fairy tale scene “About a turnip” and make it funny and cool. My recommendations for organizing this type of entertainment:
- The main thing is to correctly distribute the roles between the guests, taking into account their acting abilities
- If possible, dress the actors in the appropriate costume or add some attribute of clothing so that it is clear who it is?
- Cosmetics or makeup can be used extensively
- It is better that everyone has the text on a piece of paper or piece of paper
- The presenter reads the text of the fairy tale about the turnip, stopping at the place where the participants must say their line.
- That is, every time you mention the role played by the guests in a fairy tale scene, you need to say your own words or phrase. Naturally, you need to do this not just like that, but artistically and funny.
Here is the actual text for the fairy tale scene:
— Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.
— Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.
— A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.
— Cat for Bug. A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.
— A mouse for a cat. Cat for Bug. A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pulled and pulled and pulled out the turnip.
Guests say the following phrases when their role in the fairy tale is mentioned:
turnip- Man, put your hands away, I’m not even 18 yet!
Dedka- I’ve become old, my health is not the same!
Grandma— Lately, my grandfather hasn’t satisfied me! (preferred)
Granddaughter- Grandfather, grandmother, let's hurry up, I'm late for the disco!
Cat– Remove the dog from the site, I’m allergic!
Mouse- Guys, maybe a shot glass?
These fairy tales funny scenes will take their rightful place in your collection of entertainment for adults at home, for corporate events.
Among other things, there are other options for performing this fairy tale scene. They will appear on this site in the near future.
Fairy tale scenario for a corporate party with jokes
This type of entertainment, like playing funny fairy tales and scenes at a birthday party or corporate party, appeared relatively recently and immediately gained popularity.
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Fairy tales in a new way for corporate events and good mood
Corporate culture is an important environmental factor in any company. If the principles of corporate culture are correctly formed in an organization, people work with full dedication, and the company achieves its goals faster. Joint corporate events are another way to strengthen the friendly atmosphere and establish warm relationships in the team.
There are many reasons for such events: calendar celebrations, company anniversaries, completion of important projects, employee birthdays. Professional hosts, pop artists, singers, and dance groups are invited to host the celebrations.
Such performances do not require serious preparation; on the contrary, impromptu, improvisation is the most valuable thing in such productions. Costumes and scenery are selected in a stylized manner. Roles can be distributed according to the nature of the characters, but it can also be done by drawing lots. No rehearsals are needed. Success largely depends on the leader. Reading a fairy tale, arranging pauses and accents, he helps the artists.
There are several types of such fairy tales - shapeshifters. A fairy tale based on pantomime does not involve memorizing texts. Each actor, getting used to his role (often an inanimate character), tries to illustrate the presenter’s story with gestures and body movements. Costumes and decorations are optional. Scenarios for fairy tales in a new way for corporate events can be found on the Internet, or you can come up with them yourself.
Pantomime fairy tale for a corporate party
- Characters:
- Leading;
- King and Queen;
- Prince and Princess;
- two Horses;
- Oak and Puddle;
- Breeze and Crow;
- two Frogs;
- Snake robber.
Act one
Presenter (V.): The curtain opens!
(Curtain runs across the stage, imitating the opening of curtains).
V.: In front of us is a snow-covered clearing, and on it is a mighty, spreading and slightly brooding Oak tree.
(Oak appears, swinging its mighty branch arms).
V.: A young, imposing and slightly pensive Crow sat comfortably on its strong branches.
(The Crow appears and, cawing, “sits” on the Oak).
V.: At the roots of a mighty oak tree there is a wide, deep, ice-covered Puddle.
(If conditions do not allow Puddle to lie down, you can put a chair for her).
V.: in Puddle, two cheerful green Frogs croaked freely.
(Two Frogs jump out and, croaking, sit down on different sides of the puddle; the Crow continues to croak, and the Oak continues to sway).
V: You can hear thunder in the distance.
(Thunder appears, making loud sounds, shouting: “Fuck-cracker!”).
V: The curtain is closing!
(The curtain walks across the stage with arms raised, simulating curtains closing.)
Act two
V.: The curtain opens! (The curtain returns to its place, repeating its movements only backwards).
V.: In a snowy clearing, on the branches of a mighty spreading Oak tree, a pretty Crow sits, cawing at the top of her lungs. At the foot of the oak tree a full-flowing Puddle spread out, on which two croaking frogs perched.
(Participants repeat their movements, synchronously accompanying the text).
V.: A fresh breeze blew, tickled the crow’s feathers, refreshed the wet paws of the frogs.
(The breeze lifts the hair on the Crow's head and waves his hands at the Frogs).
V.: A beautiful Princess appears. She carefreely jumps around the clearing and catches snowflakes.
(The princess duplicates the text with appropriate movements).
V.: Suddenly, somewhere nearby, Horse No. 1 neighed. Prince Charming rode out into the clearing, riding a young stallion.
(The first Horse appears with the exclamation “I-go-go!” and Prince Charming is riding on it).
V.: The prince and princess met their eyes and were dumbfounded. They immediately fell in love with each other at first sight.
(The Prince and Princess first freeze, stare intently, then bow.)
V.: The curls of the young couple were gently ruffled by a fresh breeze. Having played enough with the lovers, a fresh breeze sat under the Crow’s wing.
(The breeze repeats the movements according to the text).
V.: Suddenly thunder was heard, and the Oak tree began to tremble with its entire mighty body. The crow flies away to the south, croaking in panic, and the fresh Breeze follows. The frightened Frogs croaked.
(All listed characters portray and voice their roles).
V.: The Terrible Robber galloped up on his horse No. 2. He takes the Princess with him.
(The Robber on Horse hugs the Princess and drags her along).
V.: Everything is quiet. The prince sobs and tries to drown himself in a puddle out of grief.
(The Prince puts his head on Luzha’s lap and sobs loudly.)
(The curtain runs backwards across the stage.)
Act three
V.: The curtain opens! (The curtain passes across the stage again, simulating the opening of curtains.)
V.: Within the walls of the castle, the King and Queen are crying, mourning their missing daughter. Everyone is crying, including Oak and Puddle.
(The King and Queen appear arm in arm, with loud sobs. Everyone greets them with bitter exclamations).
V.: The Prince asks for blessings from the King and Queen and rushes off to find the Princess.
(The Prince kneels on one knee in front of the Queen and she makes the cross over him.)
V.: Thunder roars again and the Robber appears on his Horse. The Prince and the Robber fight.
(Scene of the battle between the Prince and the Robber on Horses).
V.: The robber is defeated! A crow and a fresh breeze are returning from the south. A fresh breeze brings the young princess.
(The robber runs away, Veterok appears with the Princess in his arms).
Presenter: The king and queen saw the prince and princess and rushed to kiss everyone.
(The King and Queen kiss all the fairy tale heroes present).
V.: Then they heard the chimes. After all, they completely forgot that today is New Year, but they realized it in time and started drinking champagne.
Such a tale can be adapted to any time of year and any holiday.
A slightly more complicated version of the fairy tale in a new way for a corporate party - based on roles with text. The lines are very small and are repeated constantly throughout the production, after each mention of the character by the presenter, creating a special charm for the actors.
“Turnip” - a fairy tale with voiced roles
For a fairy tale - improvisation, you need to prepare some props:
- curtain (held by two participants);
- beard for grandfather;
- apron for grandmother;
- cap with tail for turnip;
- costume elements of a dog, mouse and cat.
- Characters:
- Leading;
- A turnip with the remark “Oba-na, that’s what I am...”;
- Grandfather - “I would kill him, damn it”
- Grandma - “Where are my 17 years old?”;
- Granddaughter - “I’m not ready”;
- Dog Bug - “Well, damn it, it’s a dog’s job”;
- Cat - “Get the dog off the playground! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!
- Mouse - It’s okay, will a mosquito gore you?”
It’s not bad if the role of the mouse that solves the whole problem goes to the manager or the hero of the occasion.
Presenter (V.): In Japan there is a theater where all roles - male and female - are played only by men. Today you have on tour such a theater of 7 actors (invites those interested) with a fairy tale in a new way for the Turnip corporate party. .
A small curtain is erected and the artists hide behind it.
V.: Dear viewers! Would you like to see a fairy tale in a new way? Familiar to the point of surprise, but with some additions... in one, well, very rural area, very far from fame, there lived a grandfather.
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
V.: and grandfather planted a turnip.
Turnip: Oh-ba-na! That's what I am!
V.: Our turnip has grown big and big!
(Turnip emerges from behind the curtain)
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
V.: Grandfather began to pull the turnip.
Grandfather: (leaning out from behind the curtain) I would kill him, damn it!
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
V.: Grandfather called Grandfather.
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Grandma (emerging above the curtain): Where are my 17 years?!
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Host: Grandma for grandpa...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
V.: Grandfather for the turnip...
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Presenter: They pull, they pull, but they can’t pull it out. Grandma is calling...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Q: Didn’t you put on lipstick? Granddaughter came...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
V.: took on Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
V.: Grandma for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
V.: Grandfather for the turnip...
Turnip: both of us, that’s what I am!
V.: They pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out... Granddaughter is calling...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready!
Zhuchka: Damn it, it's a piece of work!
Presenter: Bug came running...
Zhuchka: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work...
Presenter: I took on my Granddaughter...
Host: Granddaughter for Grandmother...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
V.: Grandma for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Presenter: Grandfather for Turnip...
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
V.: They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out... she took the Bug...
Zhuchka: damn it, it's a piece of work!
Cat: Remove the dog from the area! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!
Presenter: the cat came running and how it grabbed onto the Bug...
V.: The bug squealed...
Bug: (squealing) Well, damn it, it's a dog's job!
V.: took on my granddaughter..
Granddaughter: I’m not ready...
V.: granddaughter - for Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Presenter: Grandma - for Dedka...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
V.: Grandfather - for the turnip...
V.: They pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out. Suddenly, a Mouse appears from the barn with wide strides...
V.Y: Out of necessity, she went out and did it for the Cat.
Cat: Take the dog away. I’m allergic to wool, I can’t work without valerian!
Presenter: How the mouse will scream with indignation...
Mouse: It's okay, will a mosquito gore you?
V.: grabbed the Cat, Cat...
Cat: Take the dog away, I’m allergic to his fur, I can’t work without valerian!
Presenter: the cat grabbed onto the Bug again...
Zhuchka: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work!
Host: The bug grabbed hold of her granddaughter...
Granddaughter: I’m not ready...
V.: The granddaughter is flying towards her grandmother...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
V.: Grandma broke into Dedka...
Grandfather: I would have killed him!
V.: here the mouse got angry, pushed the people away, grabbed the tops tightly and took out the root vegetable! Yes, apparently, by all accounts, this is not an ordinary mouse!
Mouse: It's okay, will a mosquito gore you?
Repka: Oba, that’s what I’m like...
(Turnip jumps out and falls. Wiping away tears, Turnip hits the floor with his hat.)
Fairy tales in a new way for corporate events and good mood
You can invite Galkin or Baskov to a festive corporate party. If this is not your option, try putting a fairy tale in a new way with your team: an explosion of emotions and a festive mood are guaranteed.
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"Lykomorye"
- turnip
- Lukomorye
- 12 months
- flying ship
- Morozko
- At the behest of the pike
- Teremok
- The Bremen Town Musicians
Fairy tale script for a corporate party by role
Who else should we congratulate?
Where it’s always fun, believe me.
But to shorten our path,
Don't go around the big sea,
Let's go with you across the Lykomorie.
We can’t live without dramas
We cannot live without miracles.
(looking around) Where did Santa Claus disappear to?
Cat - I am a scientist cat in Lykomorye,
I walk everywhere, not knowing grief;
To the right - I'll tell you a joke.
The Snow Maiden appears. Pugacheva's song "Think of Something" is playing. Addresses the Cat.
It's New Year's Eve.
You can do anything, you are the smartest
You can help me.
Here is misfortune, as luck would have it:
Santa Claus was suddenly snatched away;
What would a holiday be without him?
Well, how can I solve this problem here?
Snow Maiden- Think of something, think of something,
Think of something to bring Grandfather back to me.
Sweet and beautiful.
Drag into a pond.
Let's purr with you,
It's good for the two of us.
Is it really so difficult for you?
Cat (waves it off)- Well, go see the good fellows.
And you should dance sirtaki.
It’s as if it’s clockwork from behind,
Like the Energizer in a unit.
Go straight from us to the swamp,
If you dare to go there.
And you will answer us for sritaki!
How the swamp sucked us in.
(addresses Kikimora) And you, Kikimora, so often
You look unhappy for some reason.
But there is no more patience.
Oh, who did I give it to?
So many of the best years.
Others have husbands like people;
Just give them a hint
And immediately there will be a renewal...
Water (looks at Kikimora in surprise and wants to object to her)
Kikimora- Let me tell you, don’t interrupt!
Today I am like iron.
It's just no use.
Water- I told you yesterday from the mud
I got a cool fur coat,
Leatherette boots
I searched for eight whole days.
I get everything you dream of
Just call out right away.
You won't let me go
Hunt for game.
Today I am like iron.
Don't interrupt me, don't interrupt me,
It's just no use.
So there are only one frogs.
And tell the truth something
They are very small.
Cleaning them is just one thing -
I have only one problem.
Wow hunting;
I would shoot a wild boar.
Today I am like iron.
Don't interrupt me, don't interrupt me,
It's just no use.
Swamp, mud, H2O.
Where to go? Where to run,
To find Santa Claus?
Snow Maiden- Really bucks? How many?
I hope it's a little?
Granny hedgehog 1- He captured Santa Claus,
He was imprisoned.
Granny hedgehog 2- Just Bin Laden.
Granny hedgehog 1– Not long ago he went to the bank here;
Granny hedgehog 2- What did you find there?
Granny hedgehog 1- With all his wealth he
I bought two bills there.
I was lying so badly.
I already have it (takes the bill out of his pocket)
Granny hedgehog 1- Yeah, that's how things are
Granny hedgehog 2- What should we do with him?
2 Granny hedgehog - The weather is probably getting worse,
And I'm burning all over because of the heat. (Puts palm to forehead)
1 Granny hedgehog - Let's call the vet.
We want to be healed urgently
And hurry up, we are suffering so much!
Vet- Don't worry, we're leaving.
Snow Maiden (addresses hedgehog grandmothers)– Your appearance is not very important,
It's as if everything hurts you,
You are just old disabled women.
This is the elixir that makes you look young. (takes out a bottle of vodka, on which
written "Elixir of Youth")
You take the elixir for yourself,
In exchange, you give me a bill of exchange.
Come to us again.
Oh, what nerves, I was very unlucky.
I'm disappearing, damn, how I'm disappearing.
I need to remember exactly who I was with yesterday and where.
I’m lost, (where’s the bill?) I’m lost.
The Snow Maiden comes out. Koschey doesn’t see her yet.
Koschey- For him, for him, I will give and lose everything.
Koschey- Nothing, nothing, I don’t understand anything.
Snow Maiden- Without him, without him, your fate is different.
So why the hell are you a villain?
Santa Claus was able to capture
Should he be imprisoned?
Santa Claus is here such did:
It's about forty cold here during the day,
Well, we live just like the Chukchi;
Created eternal ice;
My bank account was frozen.
(addresses the Snow Maiden) Just find my bill of exchange
And leave with Santa Claus
Wherever you want, and quickly,
Perhaps it will be warmer here? (Br-r)
puts her on the floor)
Look carefully, student.
Oh, little bird, look quickly! (points to the sky,
Koschey looks up. At this time, the Snow Maiden puts a bill of exchange under her hat.
Koschey naturally doesn’t see this. Then she looks at the hat, Snow Maiden
makes passes, raises his hat, there is a bill there)
Isn't this the bill, Koschey?
Yes, you are the Snow Maiden, Kio!
You are just an ice rose;
(solemnly announces) And here comes Santa Claus!
Atas! The boys are dancing
The girls are dancing, atas!”
But this is not the end of the tale; –
(looks into the hall) - The Old Year is coming to an end,
All the honest people gathered.
Yes, this is simply amazing;
Then it's time to sing a song.
We know very precisely
What do we need to drink urgently?
Smile at least casually.
Before we come down to you,
This Christmas tree is for us.
The corporate fairy tale script based on roles presupposes the presence of an organizer-director - a director who will distribute them and monitor the preparation of employees for the holiday. You can make your own costumes and props, or contact your local theater and rent them if you have a budget for your New Year's party.
Scenario of a fairy tale for a corporate event based on the roles of “Lykomorye”
On the eve of the New Year, fairy tale scenarios are very popular for organizing company holidays. In this case, the new corporate spirit is 100% guaranteed.
Source: newyear.parte.info
A fairy tale for a corporate party for the New Year 2018
A fairy tale with jokes for a corporate party for the New Year of the Dog 2018
A generally accepted and very erroneous opinion is that fairy tales should be exclusively the way we remember them from the sweet stories of mothers and grandmothers. But time passes, and progress does not stand still. The generation of the 21st century is very different from the people of that period when everyone’s favorite stories about Little Red Riding Hood, Peter and the Singing Guitars, the Nutcracker and the 12 Months were written. Today, young people, gathering at cheerful New Year's corporate parties, compose and play out old fairy tales in a funny way in a new way. For example: “Chicken Ryaba” with a progressive grandmother and a walking grandfather, “Turnip” with a full set of colorful characters, “New Year’s Story” with Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Snowman, Baba Yaga and Leshy. In addition to traditional options, you can use modern fairy tales that combine the most incongruous griefs. Usually their plot is composed of elements of several works and is filled with jokes, funny remarks, gestures, etc.
What funny fairy tales can be told at a New Year's corporate party?
Adult fairy tale with jokes for a corporate party for the New Year 2018. Dogs are presented on entertainment Internet sites with dozens and even hundreds of interesting options. Experienced presenters will always be able to quickly find and play out the most suitable scenario. But you can refuse the services of a professional and try to unite the work team before the holiday. Invite employees to take part in drawing up the plot and text of the New Year's fairy tale, as well as their subsequent participation in it. By turning on your vivid imagination, you can all think together about:
- The name of the future fairy tale;
- Storyline;
- Place of action;
- A sufficient number of active characters;
- Jokes and gags for everyone;
- Positive ending;
Meanwhile, a fairy tale can be written in prose or in poetic form, with a small or large number of characters, with or without music. To create a script in a new way, you will have to fill the text with youth expressions, words from the professional jargon of the team, quotes from new fashionable films or cartoons. Using these techniques, every potential author will be able to give the plot a modern twist, even with a classic cast of characters.
Fairy tale "Kolobok" for a corporate party for the New Year by roles
The well-known fairy tale in a new way, "Kolobok" with roles, is an ideal option for a corporate party for the New Year. The presenter can always go on stage and read out a funny adaptation with a cool plot and an unexpected ending. But sitting and listening is not what young work teams are used to doing at holiday parties. Therefore, it recommends distributing roles between employees in advance, thoroughly rehearsing a funny theatrical production and showing it in roles on New Year's Eve. Of course, management and other colleagues should not advertise the future surprise; let it become a pleasant surprise for the audience in the hall.
We have placed the text of the fairy tale “Kolobok” for a corporate party for the New Year in roles for you in the next section.
Text of the adult fairy tale “Kolobok” based on roles for the New Year’s corporate party
Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and grandmother. We slept next to each other - for order. Grandfather had long ago forgotten how much he loved his grandmother. Their relationship actually developed platonically. Well, that’s not what the fairy tale is about—it’s about how a miracle happened to them last summer. However, I won’t run ahead. I'll tell you everything in order - I wrote it down in a notebook.
They lived modestly - without income. We ate radishes and drank kvass. Here’s a simple dinner every day: every time. It is on this sad note that I will begin my story.
Once it “found” the old man: “There was definitely unaccounted for flour somewhere in the house.” He looks sternly at the grandmother, who quietly looks away.
- Yes, there is a little flour. Yes, it’s not about your honor. You couldn’t touch her with your unwashed face. I was going to bake pies for my name day.
- What kind of vile snake have I warmed up in my house? Or don't you know me? Well, quickly come here so that there will be food on the table within half an hour. Maybe you don't understand? I'm going to kill someone now! I’ll explain in English: veri hangri – you want to eat.
“I’ll do everything this very hour.” Drink the kvass while you're at it. I’ll bake a kolobok for such a fool. There are no teeth anyway - at least you can lick this ball.
- That's okay, that's wonderful. So at once. What are those difficult? Is it difficult for you to understand me? Do you think it’s okay for me to threaten with brute force? Just know this, my darling. In my priorities, you are right behind the stomach. Even if you hit the wall with your forehead, do you understand who is in charge?
The grandmother sighed sadly, waved her hand at him, placing the other on the crook of his hand. It turned out to be a bad gesture. She kneaded the dough in silence and heated it in the oven. And having rolled that dough into a ball, right into its ardor and heat, she brought it to the handle and closed the oven with the damper. That's how things are.
The old man was glad to see the bun, opening both nostrils and inhaling the aroma.
- Did you, old woman, follow every point in the recipe? Don't I want to get poisoned by consuming a baked goods product alone?
- Eat, killer whale, dear. If anything happens, potassium permanganate is at hand. Don't worry - we'll pump it out. Do not have time? Let's bury it! Why has your face changed? Vasya, you should pray.
- Okay, stop listening to nonsense - time is up, it's time to eat.
The grandfather takes the fork with his hand and starts poking the ball, which screams in horror:
- Help, guard. My grandfather pierced my side with a fork. What kind of mother is this? You have broken the seal - I will leak in the rain.
- Whose are you... Whose are you, child?
- Yours, my dears. Yours on the outside, yours on the inside. After all, I was molded from your dough. I know everything.
- A miracle, a miracle happened. The child was born without love. Last year's torment gave us a son. Grandma, urgently flush all the leftovers into the toilet, without looking back. Enough to create poverty - we already have a hard time living. The baker's son jumped right out of the oven. I will live with you: I am your son - I ask you to love me. One is enough for us - even though the ball is not rolling.
- I apologize, interrupting your moments of joy, I want to tell you firmly: I will file for alimony. I foresee complications, since I just started life and received such rudeness.
-Are you a round brother? And roll. Get out of here. Forget about us completely. Here is my father’s order: “Get out of here, this very hour.” It's a pity for the bread, there is no word. But I'm not a cannibal. I can’t lift a fork on my birthmark. Even if you cut me from the sides, I cannot eat my sons. But if you can’t see it, go away. Roll around the world.
Kolobok, with a long sigh, said quietly:
- It doesn’t matter. If you really think about it, how can I continue to live with you? My browned side will become across my throat. And one day in the spring, due to my edible essence, I risk ending up in the form of croutons on the table. Don't be bored without me. I won't come back - just know that.
The bun rolled to the floor, quietly muttering obscenities. His soft sides were slightly mangled. Accelerating across the floor, he jumped and adju. Behind the fence, where there is grass, his words were heard:
- The greed of the fraer will destroy him. I left - fate will judge.
Cool fairy tale “Ryaba Hen” for a corporate party for the New Year 2018: script
We bring to your attention another cool fairy tale “Ryaba Hen” in a new way with a script for the New Year’s corporate party 2018. And also, a few recommendations for its preparation and implementation:
- First of all, participants are assigned to the roles: Grandmother, Grandfather, Mouse, Wolf;
- The presenter prints out the text of the fairy tale in advance for himself, and key phrases for each participant:
Grandfather: Well, just think, I can do no good without eggs.
Wolf: Oh, what passions there are here, this seems to be my happiness.
- Actors for a fairy tale are dressed up in costumes, individual costume elements, paper masks or simple signs with the name of the character;
- The presenter prepares the equipment in a timely manner: a plate with eggs (foam), a chair, a bottle;
- I read the scene with special expressiveness and emotional intensity, the actors, in turn, pronounce catchphrases and play along according to the script. It’s better to read your roles from a piece of paper so that in the heat of excitement you don’t confuse the words;
- All participants are awarded small funny prizes.
Scenario of a funny fairy tale “Ryaba Hen” for adults for the New Year
In one village, by the river. Once upon a time there lived old people.
Grandma Martha, grandfather Vasily, they lived well and did not grieve.
Sometimes guests visited them. And one day they gave
The chicken is neither this nor that, the grandfather called it “Pockmarked”.
But Ryaba was young, she laid a pot of eggs.
The grandmother takes them in her hands and quickly calls the grandfather into the house.
He puts in a quarter of the moonshine. Village surge,
And he says in his grandfather’s ear:
Eggs give back their strength!
Grandfather Vasily became emboldened, flushed, and brave.
Well, think about it, I’d be nowhere without eggs.
Lo and behold, there are no snacks on the table, Grandfather is getting excited here,
She started talking about strength, but forgot about the snack.
Grandma pulled up her sock and ran to the cellar.
And all the while he repeats:
Eggs return strength.
Suddenly a bandit, a vigorous mother, came to take away the eggs!
Well, think about it, I’d be nowhere without eggs!
Then the neighbor's Mouse came in and was known as a Twisty Tail.
She has only one thing on her mind:
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
He sees that there is only one grandfather in the house. Somewhere you can see there is no grandmother!
He thinks grandfather is so-so...
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
One, or better yet three. And she started wagging her tail,
To seduce Grandpa Kolya.
Well, come to think of it... I wouldn’t be anywhere without eggs!
Either he will sit on his grandfather’s lap, or he will stroke his bald head,
He gently strokes your back...
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Grandfather was led into temptation. He groans with pleasure!
Well, think about it, I’d be nowhere without eggs!
The mouse twirled its tail. There was a roar throughout the house.
She did something really bad, she broke Rowan's eggs
And she rushed around the hut!
Oh man, I wish I could do it better!
Grandfather runs here and there
Then Grandma Martha returned, At first she was surprised,
Where the hell are the eggs, they are on the floor.
As soon as he screams, he will wail.
Grandma: Eggs give back their strength!
Ved.: He sees a mouse in his hut.
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Well, come to think of it, I’d be no good without eggs.
The grandmother grabbed the Mouse’s hair, and the grandfather shouted: “Oh, women, be quiet!”
And as best he can, he separates, Yes, the Mouse protects more!
Grandma uses her legs.
Eggs give back their strength!
The mouse hits the grandmother on the back.
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy.
What a story Stop! Everyone freezes at once!
At this time, on the same day, the Wolf walked past on his way.
For what? I want to give you a hint here: I went to look for a Bride.
Hearing the sound of a struggle, He knocked on the door of the hut.
Oh, what passions are here, This seems to be my happiness.
He immediately saw the mouse, understood what was causing the scandal,
Slowly, little by little, Bab separated the fighting!
Oh, what passions there are here...
Grandma hobbles towards the chair...
Eggs give back their strength!
The grandfather hurries to his grandmother and at the same time says:
Well, just think, things are going well, I wouldn’t be anywhere without eggs!
The mouse shows itself! “Why do I need a grandfather! I'm all like that"
And he strokes the wolf on the back.
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Oh, what passions are here, This seems to be my happiness!
Grandmother and grandfather made peace, Mouse and Wolf got married
And now everyone lives together, What else is needed in life.
And everyone began to live without worries Day after day, year after year!
Celebrating the holidays all together, What else is needed in life?
Funny fairy tale improvisation for the New Year for a corporate party with music
Another improvisational fairy tale with music will certainly brighten up the New Year’s corporate party with positive emotions, lively laughter and the natural enthusiasm of random actors. The characters in it are quite simple and familiar to everyone, so even amateurs can cope with their roles. We recommend not warning guests about an impromptu performance, so that the audience will be pleasantly surprised, and potential artists will not have time to come up with “excuses” for refusing to participate.
So, print out the script in advance, distribute roles to the participants, give them pieces of paper with text and gestures that need to be repeated at the right moment:
- New Year 2018 - Come on! (Shakes his head in surprise)
- Snow Maiden - Both-on! (Spreads his hands)
- Santa Claus - Why don't you drink? (Wobbles)
- Leshy - Um, good luck! (squats)
- Waitress - Where are the empty plates? (Looks around)
- Old ladies - Well, never mind (Clap their hands)
- Guests - Happy New Year! (Jumps up and actively waves his arms)
For the role of the Snow Maiden you need to choose a young sexy girl. New Year - boss or director. Santa Claus is the deputy director. Leshy is a respectable uncle. The waitress is the most arrogant in the team. Old ladies - 3 aunts. Guests - the remaining room.
On New Year's Eve
The people have a TRADITION to celebrate
The people care about the crisis and adversity
The happy ones shout loudly: Happy New Year!
But the New Year sits before us
It's like he was just born
Looks at people: at uncles and aunts
and wonders out loud….. Well, there you go!
And uncles and aunts dressed fashionably
To celebrate, they shout loudly: Happy New Year!
He rushed to congratulate (he sticks his nose everywhere)
Santa Claus, tired of morning performances
He speaks barely coherently... Why don’t you drink?
In response to New Year: Well, you give!
And what’s outside the window, there are the vagaries of nature,
But everyone still shouts: Happy New Year!
Then the Snow Maiden stood up, highly moral,
although her appearance is far from sexy.
Apparently she won’t go home alone,
Having warmed up from the road, he repeats: Both-on!
And the grandfather is already sniffling……..: Why don’t you drink?
In response, New Year…….. Well, you give!
And people again, without hesitation and immediately
They shout louder and louder: Happy New Year!
And again the Snow Maiden, full of forebodings,
He savors it while admiring himself……. Both on!
Frost keeps groaning……..: Why don’t you drink?
New Year is coming... Well, you give it to me!
Two playful grannies, two Baba Yagas, as if they got off on the right foot
They coo over a drink without harming themselves,
And they are indignant out loud... ..... Well, nevermind!
The Snow Maiden is full of passion, full of desire,
He repeats seductively and languidly... Both on!
Frost is screaming...... : Why don't you drink?
And then the New Year……. Well, you give it!
Everything is going its way, going its own way,
And the guests again all shout: Happy New Year!
but the Waitress made her contribution brightly and briefly.
She threw arrows over the food,
Yaguski, forgetting about everything in his own mind,
They sit and are indignant...... Well, nevermind!
The Snow Maiden gets up, slightly drunk,
Laughs, whispering with delight..... Both-on!
And the grandfather is already screaming...... Why don't you drink?
Next comes the New Year......Well, come on!
And the guests felt freedom of thought
They chant together again: Happy New Year!
Here Leshy, almost crying with joy,
He gets up with the words... .... Well, good luck!
The waitress, taking a sip of the burners,
She asked......Where are the empty plates?
Grandmothers, having one more sausage
a couple of people are shouting...... Well, nevermind!
The Snow Maiden also took a sip of wine
And again she exclaimed out loud...... Both-on!
And Santa Claus drinks, screaming at the top of his lungs...
Why don't you drink?
And drinks New Year...... Well, you give it to me!
And the glasses seem to be filled with honey
And they all drink to the bottom and shout: Happy New Year!
And Leshy, he’s been jumping around with a glass for a long time
Called with inspiration...... Well, good luck!
How to perform an improvisational fairy tale with music at an adult New Year's corporate party
In order to not only have fun at a collective celebration, but also honor the patron saint of 2018, we recommend holding a funny improvisation fairy tale for the New Year for a corporate party with music. To stage it, you will need 12 volunteers who want to plunge headlong into the world of acting, and 1 skilled presenter with a great sense of humor. Musical accompaniment will not be amiss: quiet winter melodies will only enhance the atmosphere and strengthen the fabulous effect. It is also worth taking care of masks for each participant in advance. Considering that the characters are animals, it won’t be difficult to find them. Any toy shop or souvenir shop provides customers with a huge selection of similar products. Especially on the eve of the winter holidays.
Before the start of the performance, all participants are given their texts, printed on pieces of paper:
- Mouse - “You can’t fool around with me!”
- Dragon - “My words are law!”
- Goat - “Everything, of course, is in favor!”
- Dog - “Oh, there’s going to be a fight soon”
- Snake - “Oh, guys, of course it’s me!”
- Rooster - “Wow! I’m screaming at the top of my lungs!”
- Pig - “Just a little bit - and here I am again!”
- Horse - “The fight will be hot!”
- Tiger - “Let's no games!”
- Bull - “I’m warning you, I’m a muscleman!”
- Monkey - “I am, of course, without blemish”
- Rabbit - “I’m not an alcoholic!”
- The audience shouts in unison “Congratulations!”
A fairy tale for a corporate party for the New Year 2018
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Various entertainments are suitable for a cheerful and noisy company. We invite you to try it so that the holiday is original and memorable for a long time.
A fun, impromptu scene for an anniversary
Flower and Matryona - two men dress up as new Russian grandmothers
Oh Matryona, look,
Where are we? (holds cheek)
There are a lot of people here,
Eyes run wild!
Don't be shy, Little Flower,
Pour saba into the glass (they take out a bottle and pour it)
We'll figure it out later
That people have gathered here.
Oh, Matryona, look,
The tables here are crowded with tods.
We'll sit on the edge here,
Maybe they'll pour us some more.
Listen, Little Flower, I heard
There's some kind of anniversary here.
Wasn’t it stolen from her?
Birthday now?
You, Matryona, don’t rush,
Show me the beauty (wipes his glasses with a handkerchief)
I'll quickly wipe my eyes
I'll admire her now.
I'll look at her Little Flower
Immediately my head is spinning,
Do you remember about eleven years ago?
I was like that. (dreamily)
Can remember those years
When were you a girl?
Oh, Matryona, leave me alone -
It was like we were in heaven. (waves away)
I see Little Flower here
They have a ringleader.
If we are received well
We'll spend the night here
I’ll go around the hall and dedicate it,
I'll look for a boyfriend
I will remember those years with him (Matryona holds Flower by the sleeve)
When I was young.
You, Little Flower, are in real trouble,
The sand is falling from you,
How do you envy a man?
So you forget about the years. (shows from behind)
You're right, Matryona, you again,
Let's go congratulate (Zoya).
We wish her from the bottom of our hearts (holding hands)
To be as beautiful as we are to bloom.
Soul of the company, star,
Let her stay young!
Among loved ones and friends
Celebrate her anniversary more than once!
Impromptu fortune telling for a man's anniversary
Ready-made fortune telling options for the holiday. Both the “gypsy” can “tell fortunes”, and the guests themselves can pull notes out of the bag and read them out loud.
You're an old man,
And you still believe in fortune telling,
Probably advertisements
You also write to the newspaper.
To calm you down -
I'll make it up now
A young girl
You will meet at a late hour!
And you will be pleased
And happy for five or six days,
While in your pocket
There are many currencies.
And you, probably, have money
And you're waiting for a house with a fountain,
Dream about it all
You don't get tired all day
So, you are my silver
And my yacht, -
Your dream is so close
What's just at hand
Lock it in your apartment
You finger the bathroom faucet -
It's so inexpensive
You will get a fountain!
You brought out the luck
Caught her by the tail -
Not everyone is so lucky
Luck and flair.
You, you are my killer whale,
Right from early morning
The wife will find you on the other side,
This will be “YES”...
To you, man, in life
So lucky -
You will advance in your career
Out of spite for envious people.
Honor and respect
People are waiting for you everywhere
And wives and mistresses
They'll wait a little.
For everything, my precious one,
Your strength is not enough
What can I do -
You asked for it yourself!
To you, my diamond,
Machine interest -
You will receive as a gift
Shiny Mercedes.
Don't bite your nails
And don't get into a rage
Your new car
A garage won't do.
Listen to us, honey,
Until the end -
In a box with a red bow
Toy on the porch.
Such a handsome guy
But in love there is a failure.
Pretty blonde
You have chosen the camp.
Your calculation was inaccurate -
The blonde was taken away.
Incorrect calculations
My friend, you let me down!
Of course it's not free
Put it on your hand -
I'm getting a girlfriend:
Show me which one!
To a respectable man -
Solid interest.
Why into intimate business?
Have you climbed, sir?
On the naked body of money
You wanted to save up.
Now take a pill
Well, drink some water.
Remember: on washcloths
And brooms for baths
You won't see any income
At least hit the wall.
Here is the main ringleader
At the wedding table -
(or "At the festive table")
Shyness and modesty
I left it for later.
Pretended to be a sheep
Silent and simple
And I haven’t missed it yet
None of the girls
Look, my killer whale,
When you go home,
Rada and I for protection
Then you can take it with you!
A funny impromptu game is suitable for any holiday
Seven players-characters from the fairy tale Repka take part. The presenter distributes roles.
The 1st player will be the turnip. When the leader says the word "turnip", the player must say "Oba-na".
The 2nd player will be the grandfather. When the presenter says the word “grandfather,” the player must say “I would kill.”
The 3rd player will be grandma. When the leader says the word "grandmother", the player must say "Oh-oh."
The 4th player will be the granddaughter. When the leader says the word "granddaughter", the player must say "I'm not ready yet."
The 5th player will be the Bug. When the leader says the word "Bug", the player must say "Woof-woof".
The 6th player will be the cat. When the presenter says the word "cat", the player must say "Meow-meow".
The 7th player will be the mouse. When the presenter says the word "mouse", the player must say "Pee-pee".
The game begins, the presenter tells a fairy tale, and the players voice it.
“Grandfather planted (2nd player: “I would kill”) a turnip (1st player: “Both-on”). The turnip grew big - very big. Grandfather came to pull the turnip, he pulled and pulled, but couldn’t pull it out. Grandfather called grandmother "Grandma for grandfather, grandfather for turnip, they pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out..."
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The heated carriage that was supposed to take Marianna's family to Crimea was equipped and stood on the tracks, not far from the station, on the edge of the forest. There were only three days left before departure. I arrived in Yekaterinburg just in time to say goodbye.
So life took her away from me then, and only a whole year later I got the opportunity to rush to her.
But Vasyakin is still not there...
And finally, he, fine, clean-shaven, smelling of grease, stands in front of me and, putting his hand to his visor, apologizes.
“I thought you would arrive in Moscow, but he arrives at ten in the evening.” Vasyakin blinked guiltily, squinted and averted his eyes. “And where did this St. Petersburg language come from?” It's not even on the schedule...
- So, should I wait until ten in the evening now?
He closed his eyes even tighter and waved his hand in embarrassment.
- Stay here, I’ll find out something!
He left, his polished boots shining so that it was difficult to look at them. It’s only seven o’clock in the morning, but the sun was burning and shining with all its might - what will it be like here during the day, when the sun will climb higher and higher, the heat will become more and more intense...
Entering the stunted kindergarten, I took out my military suit and changed. However, I could have done this at the very entrance to the buffet - the platform was so deserted, only large and yellow, as if cast, sunflowers looked at me with curiosity from behind the white-smeared clay floor. I took a piece of black bread and a piece of rock-hard blue sugar out of the bag and began to have breakfast. What a sleepy silence... And Crimea is very close, it is suspended from the mainland on the thin ribbon of Perekop, where battles that have recently become a legend took place.
How to convey the monotonous stupor of this endless day spent in heat and boredom? Vasyakin did not appear. Without ceasing to watch the platform from afar, so as not to miss him if he appeared, I, risking sunstroke, made a circle through the melon fields, returned to the station again, then went to the water pump and drank water.
When Vasyakin’s boots sparkled again at seven o’clock in the evening, I couldn’t believe my luck. He was in a hurry, there was a smile on his face.
- Come on, friend, quickly! - he shouted. “The locomotive is going to Dzhankoy!”
He grabbed the suitcase, I grabbed the duffel bag, and we ran.
- And in Jaikoy?
- Well, Dzhankoy is already Crimea, a junction station, from there to Feodosia, and Simferopol, and Sevastopol...
From a distance we saw the locomotive leave the depot and linger, releasing white steam. They waved to us from there - hurry, hurry!.. We ran; strong dark brown hands reached out from the locomotive and instantly grabbed the luggage. I climbed onto the locomotive along tiny steps that jingled under my feet. We immediately set off. Vasyakin waved his hand - he was glad that he had finally sold me out.
I've already ridden a steam locomotive: where they tell you, stay there.
The driver is quite old, the fireman is too young, - the younger one calls the older one by his first name and patronymic, the older one affectionately calls the younger one “Yasechka” and constantly scolds him: either he heaped too much coal into the firebox, or he didn’t close something in time... The old man respectfully calls “Comrade commander” and even allows me to stand at the window.
The plain became more and more deserted, and in the distance something sparkled. Snow? Ice? In this heat?
“Salt,” the old man explained, noticing where I was looking. “Salt marshes...
The motionless layers of salt gave way to restless water, and a steep, treeless shore emerged above it.
- Crimea? - I ask.
- Crimea, Crimea... Many of our Red Army soldiers were killed here.
It turns out that Yasechka’s father, the driver, also died during the assault on Perekop.
- So Yasechka and I travel - old and young.
Yasechka, fiercely rattling her shovel, listens to
conversation.
We are on Crimean soil. So far there is no difference, it’s still the same wild salt marsh landscape, but this is Crimea, Crimea...
- Your relatives are probably waiting for you? - the old man asked, seeing that I was leaning out of the window almost to my waist.
Native!
In a new way for a corporate party.
As practice has shown, most readers are looking for fairy tales and scenes in a new way for corporate events and birthdays. People want to express themselves as an actor.
Previously, there were amateur performances and folk clubs. But that's not what we're talking about now. Not everyone can learn a role or rehearse.
But telling it from a piece of paper, adding impromptu things, is another matter. And some fairy tales and scenes only require showing the action that is being talked about. Here improvisation is obvious, express yourself however you want and you don’t need to say anything.
We bring to your attention a cool fairy tale and a scene in a new way “Ryaba the Hen” for a corporate party. My tips and recommendations for conducting:
- Guests are assigned to the role of Grandfather, Grandmother, Mouse and Wolf.
- In advance, the presenter prepares a text for himself and leaves with one phrase for the participants in the fairy tale skit
- If possible, participants are made up and dressed up as the desired fairy tale hero.
- The presenter reads the text in advance, prepares equipment: a chair, eggs in a dish (paper, potatoes), a bottle of moonshine, etc.
- Next, reciting a fairy tale scene with a special expression, he makes some signs (for example, pointing with his hand) in the direction of whose turn it is to pronounce his phrase
- Everyone can speak without a piece of paper, because you only need to remember one phrase, BUT, as practice has shown, people in the heat of excitement forget their role, and a hint in the form of a strip of paper with their own words is very helpful.
- The leader oversees everything. If necessary, he suggests, if necessary, jokes.
- There is an opportunity, be sure to reward all participants in a cool fairy tale scene in a new way.
Better look at how we coped with this task without any preparation:
Scene “Ryaba Hen”
Grandma
:
Eggs give back their strength!
Grandfather
:
Well, just think, I can do no good without eggs.
Mouse:
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Wolf:
Oh, what passions there are here, this seems to be my happiness.
Ved.:
In one village, by the river. Once upon a time there lived old people.
Grandma Martha, grandfather Vasily, they lived well and did not grieve.
Sometimes guests visited them. And one day they gave
The chicken is neither this nor that, the grandfather called it “Pockmarked”.
But Ryaba was young, she laid a pot of eggs.
The grandmother takes them in her hands and quickly calls the grandfather into the house.
He puts in a quarter of the moonshine. Village surge,
And he says in his grandfather’s ear:
Grandma:
Eggs give back their strength!
Ved.:
Grandfather Vasily became emboldened, flushed, and brave.
Grandfather:
Well, think about it, I’d be nowhere without eggs.
Ved.:
Lo and behold, there are no snacks on the table, Grandfather is getting excited here,
She started talking about strength, but forgot about the snack.
Grandma pulled up her sock and ran to the cellar.
And all the while he repeats:
Grandma:
Eggs return strength.
Grandfather:
Leading:
And then there was a knock on the door, and Grandfather was overcome with fear.
Suddenly a bandit, a vigorous mother, came to take away the eggs!
Grandfather:
Well, think about it, I’d be nowhere without eggs!
Ved.:
Then the neighbor's Mouse came in and was known as a Twisty Tail.
She has only one thing on her mind:
Mouse:
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Ved.:
He sees that there is only one grandfather in the house. Somewhere you can see there is no grandmother!
He thinks grandfather is so-so...
Mouse:
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Ved.:
One, or better yet three. And she started wagging her tail,
To seduce Grandpa Kolya.
Grandfather:
Well, come to think of it... I wouldn’t be anywhere without eggs!
Ved.:
Either he will sit on his grandfather’s lap, or he will stroke his bald head,
He gently strokes your back...
Mouse:
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Ved.:
Grandfather was led into temptation. He groans with pleasure!
Grandfather:
Well, think about it, I’d be nowhere without eggs!
Ved.:
The mouse twirled its tail. There was a roar throughout the house.
She did something really bad, she broke Rowan's eggs
And she rushed around the hut!
Mouse:
Oh man, I wish I could do it better!
Ved.:
Grandfather runs here and there
Grandfather:
Ved.:
Then Grandma Martha returned, At first she was surprised,
Where the hell are the eggs, they are on the floor.
As soon as he screams, he will wail.
Grandma: Eggs give back their strength!
Ved .: He sees a mouse in his hut.
Mouse:
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Grandfather:
Well, come to think of it, I’d be no good without eggs.
Ved.:
The grandmother grabbed the Mouse’s hair, and the grandfather shouted: “Oh, women, be quiet!”
And as best he can, he separates, Yes, the Mouse protects more!
Grandfather
:
Ved.:
Grandma uses her legs.
Grandma:
Eggs give back their strength!
Ved.:
The mouse hits the grandmother on the back.
Mouse:
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy.
Ved.:
What a story Stop! Everyone freezes at once!
At this time, on the same day, the Wolf walked past on his way.
For what? I want to give you a hint here: I went to look for a Bride.
Hearing the sound of a struggle, He knocked on the door of the hut.
Wolf:
Oh, what passions are here, This seems to be my happiness.
Ved.:
He immediately saw the mouse, understood what was causing the scandal,
Slowly, little by little, Bab separated the fighting!
Wolf:
Oh, what passions there are here...
Ved.:
Grandma hobbles towards the chair...
Grandma:
Eggs give back their strength!
Ved.:
The grandfather hurries to his grandmother and at the same time says:
Grandfather:
Well, just think, things are going well, I wouldn’t be anywhere without eggs!
Ved.:
The mouse shows itself! “Why do I need a grandfather! I'm all like that"
And he strokes the wolf on the back.
Mouse:
Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!
Wolf:
Oh, what passions are here, This seems to be my happiness!
Ved.:
Grandmother and grandfather made peace, Mouse and Wolf got married
And now everyone lives together, What else is needed in life.
And everyone began to live without worries Day after day, year after year!
Celebrating the holidays all together, What else is needed in life?
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THEATER-IMPROMITOME
"T E R E M O K"
Props: text of the fairy tale, sheets with roles.
Everyone pulls out pieces of paper with roles.
As soon as a character is named, he must speak his words:
Teremok (Creak-creak!)
Mouse-norushka (Wow, you!)
Frog-wah (Quanter!)
Runaway Bunny (Wow!)
Foxy sister (Tra-la-la!)
Top-gray barrel (Tyts-tyts-tyts!)
Clubfoot Bear (Wow!)
There is a tower in a field. A small mouse runs past. She saw the mansion, stopped, looked inside, and the mouse thought that since the mansion was empty, she would live there. A frog-frog galloped up to the mansion and began to look into the windows. A small mouse saw her and invited her to live together. The frog agreed, and the two of them began to live together. A runaway bunny runs past. He stopped and looked, and then a small mouse and a frog jumped out of the tower and dragged the little bunny into the tower.
A little fox-sister walks by. He looks - there is a tower. I looked out the window and there was a little mouse, a frog and a little bunny living there. The little fox-sister asked pitifully, and they accepted her into the company. A gray barrel top came running, looked into the door and asked who lived in the mansion. And from the little house the mouse-norushka, the frog-frog, the little bunny-runner, the little fox-sister responded and invited him to their place. The top-gray barrel happily ran into the mansion. The five of them began to live together. Here they live in a little house, sing songs. Mouse-norushka, frog-frog, bunny-runner, little fox-sister and top-gray barrel. Suddenly a clubfoot bear walks by. He saw the little mansion, heard the songs, stopped and roared at the top of his lungs.
The little mouse, the frog, the runaway bunny, the little fox-sister and the gray barrel top got scared and invited the clubfooted bear to live with them.
The bear climbed into the tower. I climbed and climbed and climbed and climbed - I just couldn’t get in and decided that it would be better to live on the roof. The bear climbed onto the roof and just sat down - the tower crackled, fell on its side and completely fell apart. They barely had time to jump out of it: a small mouse, a frog, a runaway bunny, a little fox-sister, a top-gray barrel - all safe and sound, but they began to grieve - where will they live next? There was nothing to do, they began to carry logs, cut boards and build a new tower.
They built it better than before!
And the mouse-norushka, the frog-frog, the little bunny, the little fox-sister, the top-gray barrel and the clumsy bear began to live in a new house.
In summer. Theater is impromptu.
Summer has come.
BUTTERFLIES fly merrily in the clearing.
A GIRL comes running with a NET in her hands and tries to catch the BUTTERFLIES.
But the BUTTERFLIES quickly fly away in different directions.
A BOY walks past.
He was thinking about something and did not notice how he crashed into a TREE.
A BOY rubs his bruised forehead and cries.
The GIRL holds out a COIN, the BOY thanks him and puts the COIN to his forehead.
CHILDREN hold hands and skip out of the forest...
Kitty . Theater is impromptu.
Characters: kitten, sun, two magpies, wind, piece of paper, rooster, chickens, puppy.
Today the kitten left the house for the first time.
It was a warm summer morning, the sun was spreading its rays in all directions. The kitten sat down on the porch and began to squint in the sun. Suddenly his attention was attracted by two magpies that flew in and sat on the fence. The kitten slowly crawled off the porch and began to sneak up on the birds. The magpies chirped incessantly. The kitten jumped high, but the magpies flew away. It didn't work out. The kitten began to look around in search of new adventures. A light breeze blew and blew a piece of paper along the ground. The paper rustled loudly. The kitten grabbed her, scratched her a little, bit her and, not finding anything interesting in her, let her go. The piece of paper flew away, blown by the wind. And then the kitten saw a rooster. Raising his legs high, he walked importantly through the yard. Then he stopped, flapped his wings and sang his sonorous song. Chickens rushed to the rooster from all sides. Without thinking twice, the kitten rushed into the flock and grabbed one hen by the tail.
But she pecked the kitten so painfully that he screamed like a rag and ran back to the porch. Here a new danger awaited him. The neighbor's puppy, falling on its front paws, barked loudly at the kitten, and then tried to bite it. The kitten hissed loudly in response, released its claws and hit the dog on the nose. The puppy ran away, whining pitifully. The kitten felt like a winner. He began to lick the wound caused by the chicken. Then he scratched his hind paw behind his ear, stretched out on the porch at his full height and fell asleep. We don’t know what he was dreaming about, but for some reason he kept twitching his paw and moving his mustache in his sleep. Thus ended the kitten’s first acquaintance with the street.
SNOWMAN. Theater is impromptu.
…It is snowing. And in the dense forest among the mighty A snowman settled in the trees.
He was friends with Crow, played with Veterok and Echo. But the Snowman never saw Sun. Crow told him what Sun kind and affectionate. Snowman I really wanted to say hello to Sunny. And here is the Snowman decided to go to the open Glade to see Sun. Snowman made his way to the Glade between trees. Treesinterfered with him with their branches, and Snow creaked underfoot. The snowman went out into the Glade and saw the Sun.
Sun extended its rays to him, Snowman he closed his eyes with pleasure. A Sun hugged more and more Snowman with its rays and warmed him tenderly. The birds sang in the forest. Echo their beautiful singing carried on the wind, and The breeze rushed between the trees and tickled everyone. Snowman I was so happy. All of a sudden Crow croaked loudly and Echo The croaking sound spread throughout the forest.
There's a Snowman here felt that with him Water drips from the nose and the nose slowly melts. Snowman got upset and cried.
Then he jumped into the clearing Bunny. He also came to bask in the rays Sunny. The bunny saw a Snowman without a Nose and decided to help him.
Instead of a Nose, he gave him a Carrot. And the Snowman became so beautiful. He beamed and danced with happiness. So they danced with Bunny.
The snow creaked, the breeze tickled everyone, the trees cheerfully swayed their branches to the beat. The birds were singing. The crow croaked. Echo carried all the sounds throughout the forest.
And Sunny hugged everyone with its gentle rays. And everyone was happy...
AT NIGHT THEATER – EXPROMPT
Night. The wind is howling. The trees are swaying.
sneaks between them thief . He wants to steal horse
The horse is sleeping and neighs quietly in its sleep.
Perched on a branch sparrow . He only dozes sometimes
opening first one eye and then the other.
The wind howls. The trees are swaying.
A dog is sleeping on the street , he whines softly and shudders from the wind.
The trees rustle, and the thief makes his way to the horse. Here he grabs the horse. The dog barks loudly.
The hostess ran out . She screams, calling her husband.
The owner jumped out and took the horse away. The thief runs away.
The owner leads the horse into the stable and gently pats him on the back.
The wind howls. The trees are swaying.
The dog jumps and barks for joy.
A sparrow flies around the trees.
The wind howls. The trees are swaying.
The owner strokes the horse and gives him food. Everything is calming down.
The dog is sleeping, his back paw slightly trembling.
A sparrow dozes on one leg.
The horse sleeps standing and sometimes neighs quietly in its sleep...
Theater is impromptu. Red berry.
Characters: Red berry. Mighty oak. Wind. Mosquitoes (2 people), Bumblebee. Bear. Hare.
On the green edge of the forest next to the MIGHTY OAK tree grew a RED BERRY. She cheerfully nodded her red head, now to the left, now to the right, then raised her leaves up and shook them cheerfully. The MIGHTY OAK waved its branches back at the berry. Suddenly the prankster WIND flew into the clearing. He circled around the RED BERRY and began to blow on it. The RED BERRY swayed on its thin leg. The WIND swirled around the MIGHTY OAK, the branches of the oak tree swayed. Then the WIND flew away, loudly whistling goodbye. RED BERRY sighed with relief, but two MOSQUITOES flew up to her. They squeaked subtly and circled around until the RED BERRY felt dizzy. Then the MOSQUITOES sat down to sway on the branches of the MIGHTY OAK. Then the WIND returned and began to blow on the MOSQUITOES, they flew away squeaking, and the WIND rushed after them. Suddenly a HARE jumped out into the clearing. He had long ears and slanted eyes. He galloped merrily near the MIGHTY OAK, then ran away. Then a cheerful striped bumblebee appeared in the clearing, it buzzed loudly, circled around the RED BERRY, and buzzed again. Then the BUMBLEBEE also swayed on the branches of the MIGHTY OAK. Tired, BUMBEBE lay down to rest under the leaves of the RED BERRY and fell asleep. The RED BERRY swayed merrily on its thin leg, nodding its red head. But then a shaggy BEAR hobbled into the clearing. HE roared loudly and walked slowly, swaying from foot to foot. HERE THE BEAR approached the MIGHTY OAK and began to rub its back against it. The MIGHTY OAK began to stagger. Then the BEAR saw a RED BERRY. HE approached, bent over her, and the RED BERRY began to tremble. BUT THE BEAR was in no hurry to tear it off. He noisily plopped down on the ground where the striped BUMBLEBEE was sleeping, and almost crushed him. The BUMBELE flew up and hit the BEAR in the nose with all his might. The BEAR roared and ran away. The Bumblebee did not lag behind until the BEAR ran away from the clearing. And again the WIND was whirling in the clearing, a RED BERRY was swinging on a thin leg, a MIGHTY OAK was rustling with its branches, cheerful MOSQUITOES were flying squeaking, a cross-eyed HARE was jumping. And only in the distance the BEAR roared.
In the Far Far Away Kingdom.Impromptu theater.
In the Far Far Away Kingdom, a beautiful state, there lived a Tsar and a Queen, who is our Tsar and Queen? (we call two people)
The Tsar and Queen loved their daughter Vasilisa the Beautiful very much (Who is our Vasilisa the Beautiful?
Show me how they loved their daughter!)
Vasilisa had a maid Ramona. (Who is Ramona's maid?)
And Ramona loved Vasilisa, (show how she loved her!)
One day Vasilisa the Beautiful and her maid Ramona went for a walk. They walk and the sun shines (who is our Sun, how does it shine?)
The grass is turning green, (who is the Grass and how does it turn green?)
The trees rustle (....)
Birds are singing (....)
And Vasilisa and her maid Ramona are walking (how?),
Here in the clearing we saw a stump/bench (who stumped?)
Vasilisa was tired and sat down on a stump, and the sun was shining, the grass was turning green, the trees were rustling, the birds were singing, the brook (who is the brook and how does it babble?
Here, out of nowhere, a Hurricane, (who...)
Hurricane swoops in and kidnaps Vasilisa the Beautiful, taking her with him.
The maid Ramona bursts into tears, runs to the king and queen, falls to her knees and says: “Forgive the king, father, I didn’t finish watching!”
The Tsar and Queen were sad, they loved their daughter so much,
The king thought, thought and said: “Whoever frees the beautiful Vasilisa will receive half a kingdom, half a tractor and half a lemon!” (well, the actors should say it again)
Just passing by Ivan Tsarevich (who...), on his horse, (who...) heard and called Hurricane / Koshchei into battle
The hurricane hit, and Ivan Tsarevich hit him with his Saber (who...)
Ivan Tsarevich Hurricane won,
The Tsar and Tsarina had fun, hugged their daughter Vasilisa the Beautiful, they drank tea and cake with Ivan Tsarevich, gave half the kingdom and began to ride on the tractor.
That’s the end of the fairy tale, and well done to those who listened!
Used INTERNET RESOURCES.
No matter what holiday you celebrate, you always need to organize games and competitions, conduct fun game blocks and even perform fairy tales and performances! But in order to show a fairy tale or a play, you need to rehearse, but there is no time for this. How to be? This is where an instant impromptu performance for a cheerful company comes to the rescue, which does not require preparation or rehearsals. You only need to select guests to participate in the performances. Give them a role and words and that’s it - you can show the skit to the audience, who will definitely appreciate it.
When showing instant performances, the main thing to remember is that half the success is the presenter. He plays an important role. He must read his text with expression and correct intonation, then other guests will be interested and will carefully follow the performance. And if they watch, they will laugh. Another part of the success is the actors. Since you are recruiting actors from guests, you need to take a close look at each guest from the very beginning of the holiday. And choose for the performance active, cheerful and not shy people who will show their acting talent.
Instant performance - more fun together.
Characters:
Cute - not for all!
Young woman - Any outfit suits me!
Fun - Now let's have some fun!
Apartment - in a new building!
Friends - It's more fun together!
Holiday - waited!
The text is read by the presenter. And the guests repeat their remarks when the host mentions them in the text. And they do it beautifully and funny.
Text:
A girl lived in one apartment (in a new building) (any outfit suits me), and she had a husband whom she called “darling” (not for everyone). They didn’t have any children or pets yet, so the apartment (in a new building) was a bit boring, there was no fun (now let’s have some fun). And the girl (any outfit suits me) wanted the holiday so much (we waited) that she said to the sweetheart (not for everyone) - maybe we can invite our friends? (it's more fun together). To which the dear (not for everyone) answered - holiday? (wait) why not! Moreover, the apartment (in a new building) allows it, and I love fun (let’s have fun now)! The girl was delighted (any outfit suits me) and kissed her sweetheart (not for everyone). She began to call her friends (together it’s more fun) and invite everyone to the holiday (we’ve waited) to have fun (now let’s have fun). Meanwhile, my dear (not for everyone) began to clean the apartment. Time passed, and the holiday (they waited) was getting closer and closer. Very soon they called at the apartment (in a new building). The girl (any outfit suits me) asked the guy (not for everyone) to open the door. When the sweetheart (not for everyone) opened the door, friends were standing on the threshold (it’s more fun together). They entered the apartment (in a new building) and the fun immediately began (now let's have fun). The girl (any outfit suits me) invited everyone to the table, and the guy (not for everyone) turned on the music. Friends (it’s more fun together) sat down, and the long-awaited holiday began (they waited)!
Instant performance - work!
Each of us works, but few people love their work. But everyone loves to have a drink and relax after a long day of work. Sometimes such relaxing get-togethers end very... now you will find out for yourself:
And so, for the play we need 7 actors. We give each actor his own line, and when the presenter mentions his character, the actor says his words:
Man - I'm macho!
Job - Yes, he's lying!
Head – And that’s not what we saw!
Wife - Where have you been?
Young woman - I'm your pussy!
Flowers - Best gift.
Family friend - It's okay, girls!
And now the text that the presenter reads.
