Answer from Doctor Who[guru]
She doesn’t give milk.
Answer from the guest[guru]
The old man was selling an old woman at the market. Nobody gave a ruble for the old woman. Buyer: “Your old lady is painfully thin! "Old man:" She's sick, damn it, it's just a disaster! "Buyer:" What about in bed? Did you give it long ago? "Old man:" What's the use of her! Lies like a log. ”One boy took pity on the old man. Guy: "Let me stand with your granny, maybe we will sell your old woman." Buyer: “Sell the old woman! "Guy:" Buy if you are rich! Old woman, look, not an old woman, but a treasure! "Buyer:" Your old lady is too old. " Guy: "He looks unprepossessing, cunning in bed." Buyer: “Does your grandmother have breasts and a booty? "Guy:" Oh, you can't count all her charms! "Buyer:" Is your old woman stubborn? "Guy:" If you bring 100 grams, you can't hold it back then! "BUYER:" HAVE A LOT OF OLD WOMAN READ ABOUT SEX? "" AND HOW - I READ. AND THE PRACTICE IS ". The old man looked at his old woman: “Why am I selling you to Marusya? I won't sell my old woman to anyone! This kind of sex is a woman you need yourself. "
Answer from Karen Meloyan[guru]
The old man was selling an old woman in the market
bottom-hole pissed - the bully explained
Answer from Lady with a dog[guru]
no one gave a dime
Answer from POSITIFFCHIK[guru]
And nobody bought it ...
Answer from That's it![guru]
While I was selling, I gave in a little.
I couldn't sell it, I got it from an old woman.
Hello dear readers, greetings to you Gennady Korolev in the theme of a fairy tale, sketches in a new way.
Our people love and know how to have fun, in this respect, the fairy tales of the scene in a new way turned out to be very useful. Any known fairy tale is taken,. adjusts to a specific person or event and have fun from the heart.
And maybe in this scene not everything is in a new way, but the main thing is fun and enthusiasm, improvisation and, of course, the emotions of the participants. We bring to your attention a fairy tale scene in a new way "How an old man sold an old woman in the market"
- Leaflets with text for all participants are being prepared (It is enough to make several copies of the entire text, and then mark your remarks for each with a marker)
- Actors should be dressed up or minimally embellished (see video). For example:
The old man puts on a hat with earflaps, a hat; if the wardrobe allows, an old shirt; belted with a belt; picks up a staff, etc.
The old woman puts on a scarf; dress-sundress; like a new Russian grandmother sweater; takes a cane, etc.
The buyer wears any hat or remains as it is (you can dress in a new way in your own way)
The guy should look like a guy, that is, a guy's headdress (a cap, something made of fur, if a girl is playing, you can wear a jacket)
- It is worth warning the players to follow the text without rearranging the words, since verses are coming, and any improvisation not into rhyme immediately cuts the ear
- Pay more attention to artistry, intonation and facial expressions
Fairy tale scene "An old man was selling an old woman in the market"
1.HEADER
2.DED
3. OLD WOMAN
4. BUYER1
5. GUY
6 BUYER2
The old man was selling an old woman in the market
no one gave a ruble for the old woman
Although many people needed a woman
Yes, it is clear that people did not like her
CUSTOMER:
Are you selling your wench, man?
GRANDFATHER:
I sell.
I've been standing with her in the market since morning.
CUSTOMER:
And how much do you ask, man for her?
GRANDFATHER:
Yes, where to make money, to get yours back
CUSTOMER:
Your old woman is already ill
GRANDFATHER:
Damn sick, just a disaster!
CUSTOMER:
And your wench can do a lot?
GRANDFATHER
Yes, I have not seen a fig from her.
CUSTOMER:
But what about in bed? Did you give it long ago?
GRANDFATHER
Yes, what's the use of it, lies like a log.
LEADING
The man stood at the bazaar all day
no one gave a price for a woman.
One boy took pity on the old man.
GUY:
Daddy, your hand is not easy!
Let me stand with your granny.
Maybe we will sell your old lady.
For you - so that you buy a pullet,
And you will give me fifty dollars per pile!
GRANDFATHER:
Wait, my dear. Sell it if you're smart.
Help me sell - I'll give you moonshine!
CUSTOMER:
Sell the old woman!
GUY
Buy if you are rich!
Old woman look
Not an old woman, but a treasure !!!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, your old woman is too thin!
GUY
The view is not kazist.
And in bed it is cunning!
CUSTOMER:
Does the old woman read a lot about sex?
GUY:
Yes, I have read a lot and I have practice!
CUSTOMER:
Does your grandmother have a chest, and a priest?
GUY:
Oh, all grandma's charms are countless!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, your old woman is somewhat morose!
GUY:
You bring a hundred grams, you can't hold it, then!
CUSTOMER:
Does she want to have sex?
After all, she is clearly not twenty years old!
Doesn't her head hurt?
Standing with one foot in the grave!
GUY:
That's right, the grandmother is very old.
But this is a plus for her, not a problem!
Grandma doesn't think about her homeland.
Is every night suddenly the last in your life?
Lastly she does this,
That young people open their mouths!
LEADING:
The old man looked at his old woman
GRANDFATHER:
Why am I……. Selling you?
I won't sell my old woman to anyone,
You need such a sex bomb yourself!
LEADING:
The fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it,
And you, old ladies, have a lesson.
Guys to love you,
On hands to be carried,
Do not lie in bed with a log,
Any husband to please!
I hope you like these fairy tales in a new way.
(Cartoon "A man was selling a cow in the market" remake), a lover of a healthy lifestyle, and proper nutrition.
Participants in the scene: Leading (aka Well done), and an old seller (husband of the hero of the day), and a buyer (it is better if there are two different people)
Voice behind the scene:
The old man was selling an old woman in the market
Nobody gave a price for it
Customer:
Painfully your woman is thin ...
Salesman:
Sits on diets, well, it's just a disaster
Customer:
And in & ekse is nimble? And does he often give?
Salesman:
Yes, I already have no strength ... Doesn't give me any rest ...
Well done:
Grandpa! Your hand is not easy. Come on, I'll stand with your grandmother, and suddenly we will sell your old woman ...
Salesman:
If you want to help me, the old man. Let’s try, and I’ll wait.
Customer:
Will you sell the old woman?
Well done:
Buy if you are rich. She is not an old woman, but a woman-treasure!
Customer:
Yes, it hurts your thinness ...
Well done:
Healthy food, sports busy ..
Customer:
Does she know what about the Kama Sutra and & eks?
Well done:
He reads a lot and has practice ...
Customer:
And what about her figure? All okay?
Well done:
Doesn't get off the simulators,
The booty is there, the chest does not hang ..
Customer:
Yes, something is not friendly your woman.
Well done:
Pour one hundred grams, and dance and sing ...
Leading:
The old man looked at his old woman.
Salesman:
-Why am I selling you my beloved ...
You need such a beauty yourself.
I will not sell you, dear, you to anyone.
Leading:
The tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it,
Better praise the woman yourself,
Please and love.
