Good afternoon. You know, today I thought about how quickly and imperceptibly time flies. It seemed like my daughter had just been born, but she was already so big. Now we are going to kindergarten, and at this rate, school is just around the corner. All this means that you need to enjoy life every day and not force things. Do you agree with me?
In general, it was not by chance that I started the topic about our children, because many people have a very touching holiday ahead - Last Call. This is a special day not only for school leavers, but also for parents and teachers.
Therefore, preparations for this event are now in full swing. I decided to Google a little and select ideas to help organize such an important event. I hope you enjoy something and have a great holiday that everyone will remember with a smile and a little sadness.
Once again I want to clarify that I did not compose the texts myself, I took them from the Internet.
Original script for last call 2019 in movie style
The first thing that caught my eye was interesting material from the site http://scenariilandia.ru. I liked the option. Quite a fascinating plot, and all the traditional points are respected.
Procedure:
Fanfare sounds.
Presenter 1.
Today is an unusual day;
The sun rose, washed with dew,
To the lesson for the last, farewell
The graduation class is leaving.
Presenter 2.
May day plays on the line,
The breeze whispers gently in the leaves,
Seeing off your pets on their way,
The school will give them a last call.
Presenter 1.
There will be a sea of guests to worry,
There will be many poems and flowers -
Oceans of thunderous applause
We welcome graduates!
Presenter 2.
We invite graduates of 2019 to the ceremony (beautiful music for the graduation ceremony, a report about the graduates against the background of music).
Presenter 1.
Today we see you off to the school of life
Those who have gone through a difficult school path.
Let's wish them all together -
Don't get lost in life, don't get lost!
Came here on a fine September day
Confused timid children.
Today you are not like those,
Which mothers led by the hand.
Confident, strong, athletic,
Responsible and active in everything.
Groovy, cheerful, gentle,
They are diligent in both studies and friendship.
The school will remember you for a long time,
There were "stars" and there were "stars"
There were difficulties, there were “jokes” -
Never gave up, never whined!
This is how we meet friends, kids
Those who came from former children,
Let's just wish them good luck -
Keep it up! Only this way - no other way!
Presenter 2.
School, attention! The right to raise the flags of Russia, Kuban and the Krylovsky district municipality is granted to graduates (full name of 11th grade students).
First grader:
I learned that I have a huge country;
And the river, and the forest, every spikelet in the field,
And flowers, and blades of grass, a narrow path to the school -
My favorite school house, and a birch tree under the window,
And the blue expanses are all my Russia!
Presenter 1.
The ceremonial line dedicated to the Last Bell holiday is considered open (the school anthem sounds).
1st grade students run out:
How we don’t want to part with our eleventh graders.
- After all, they are the smartest among us!
- Beautiful!
- Good ones!
- Talented!
- Sensitive!
- Well-mannered!
- How can we do everything so that they stay at least a year in our school?
- Need to think!
- Your suggestions?
- Close the school doors before the Unified State Examination and lose the keys!
- Throw the Unified State Exam forms into the wind, and let them fly, fly!
- Make pigeons out of KIMs!
- Get into the exam and correct errors in the Unified State Examination materials!
- Calm down, our director is coming to us, we’ll ask him.
- Evgeny Fedorovich! But it’s impossible to make sure that our eleventh graders stay at our school for at least a year.
Director:
I understand that the time has come to part, it’s sad, but also joyful: because they have grown up and become adults. So it's time for them to leave.
Dear Guys! Today the last school bell will ring for you. Soon you will pass your final exams, and unforgettable school years will remain behind you. In ten years you have learned a lot: you have mastered the basics of science, you have begun to understand the process of social life, you have learned the joy of communication, friendship, and perhaps love. You defended the honor of the school at sports competitions (the director names the names of the best athletes), at subject Olympiads (the names of the Olympiad winners are listed), and at amateur art shows. Thank you for this, dear guys! I wish you to successfully pass your exams, choose the right path in life and not forget your home school! I also thank my parents, from whom we have always received understanding and support.
The director reads the decision on admission to the exams.
And at this time, in secret bunker 2, a secret meeting of teachers of the intelligence school under code number 2 was taking place (this is the number of our school, who hasn’t guessed it yet).
G.E.: Ladies and Gentlemen. We won't say hello, we saw each other. I hope all precautions have been taken? There are no tails, foreign intelligence agents have been eliminated. The room is bugged, so please do not name names. So, gentlemen, I have gathered you to tell you the most unpleasant news.
L.G.: Is there an auditor coming to see us?
ON THE.: So, urgently - a path to the entrance, flowers to the stage, lemonade to the buffet, a towel to the toilet.
L.G.: Yes Yes. Prepare an analysis of academic progress over 25 years, growth in the quality of knowledge over 35 years, health monitoring over 55 years.
G.E.: What are you doing, gentlemen? We would have dealt with the auditor right away. One call and...
M.A.: Only without casualties!
G.E.: Everything is much worse...
ON THE.: Is it really a sanitary and epidemiological station? So, urgently - towels in the buffet, light bulbs in the corridor, health books in the hands of each agent. And everyone gets vaccinated against bird flu - just in order.
G.E.: And again they didn’t guess. We dealt with the sanitary and epidemiological station last year. True, there were casualties. No, gentlemen, everything is much more complicated. We received the most important task in the entire history of our school. The fate of not only our school, but also the village, Russia, and what can I say, perhaps the entire globe, depends on its implementation. Here is the encryption from the center.
Teachers look at the encryption with horror and fear.
G.E.: As you can see, this mission is not just difficult - it is impossible. We must send our best agents - graduates - to this task. By the way, what do we have there? Let's look at some dossiers.
Unfold a banner or presentation.
1. Agent 1234, aka Nikita, aka Dancer, aka Rocket. Charming, cheerful, active. Has a black belt in karate. It is especially successfully introduced into dance groups in the styles of folk, break, retro, flash and others. Successfully uses the guitar as a recruiting tool for his supporters. He repeatedly carried out school assignments at various competitions and international festivals, masquerading as an artist.
2. Agents 34, 35, 36. Agent name of Chicken. Only three of us work. They are especially successfully implemented in the teaching and children's environment. Communication password: "General".
3. Agent 44, aka Lera. Quiet, inconspicuous, but irreplaceable in the most extreme conditions. Capable of maintaining calm during earthquakes, fires, volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and during the performance of her intelligence network. The main activity profile is good deeds. She is especially successful when completing tasks such as “Tomorrow is a concert - what are we going to do?”, “Where can I find Larisa Sergeevna?”
4. Agent 113, aka Panych. Recruited due to his extraordinary height and artistry. We recognize by non-standard movements of arms and legs on stage and in the dance hall. Through these movements, I became more alert in transmitting any secret information and tips. Successfully integrates into any groups and other organizations. Moderately sociable, taciturn, calmly communicates with any people.
G.E.: So, is that all? Not bad. But I would like to look at all the graduates as a whole. I'm afraid eight won't be enough for this mission. I propose to review the personal files of all graduates of the year. For this purpose, we invite graduates to the stage.
A response from graduates.
Graduate 1.
It seems like it was just recently:
In the first notebook there is writing,
Our first unsteady “mother”
Our first school spring.
Graduate 2.
But the school romance has reached its epilogue,
This means that the plot is almost exhausted.
Last call. We take stock
All our affairs span eleven years.
Graduate 3.
And the main result - let's go back to the origins -
After all, school life is far from a game.
Here are the main lessons we learned -
Lessons of hope, love and kindness!
Graduate 4.
Eleven years is just a moment
From the point of view of the infinite.
School, teacher and student -
These are eternal concepts!
Graduate 5.
Let us bow to our native hearth,
They gave us a priceless heritage here.
We will forever be in debt to the school
From the first call to the last!
(song, presentation of flowers)
G.E.: Well, gentlemen. The matter is becoming clearer. It seems to me that everything is not so hopeless yet. We can still save the world. All agents just need to pass one more test. Its secret name is Unified State Examination. Let's throw them at someone else's facility and we'll see.
M.A.: What about encryption?
G.E.: Yes, everything seems to be clear here too. You just need to read the instructions. And who will read them?
M.A.: We have the smallest agents. They will give instructions.
Performance by first graders.
1. You were once kids,
2. They mockingly called you “first-timers.”
3. You ran to your mother with a difficult problem
4. They cried bitterly at the blackboard.
5. And now you are big and strong,
6. Everyone is a leader in their studies!
1. You carry very beautiful things with honor,
2. Proud title...
In chorus: Graduate!
3. We wish you good luck in life,
4. Health, success, love, kindness.
5. We wish that all tasks are difficult
6. You decided on the spot and with a bang.
1. Things great and small
2. We wish you to do only five!
3. We wish you to serve Russia honestly
In chorus: And don’t forget your native school!
4. If my friends ask me,
Where are the best graduates in the country?
5. Let us boldly say these words to them:
Together: “Well, of course, at school number two!”
Presentation of bells.
M.A.: And if you fulfill these wishes of ours every day, every hour, we believe that any mission will be feasible for you.
G.E.: What kind of letters are these?
M.A.: And this is an encrypted signal to the start of the mission - the last call.
Graduate:
The saddest, and the most anxious, and the most cheerful,
Our last call will now ring,
Let us not leave school yet,
But they stepped on the threshold with one foot.
Quiet. The graduates became silent
Mom quietly brushed away her tears...
There are different calls in life,
And now the most important one will ring.
The right to give the last call is granted to: F.I.
The last bell sounds.
Presenter 1.
School, attention! The right to lower the flags of Russia, Kuban and the Krylovsky district municipality is granted to 11th grade graduates (F.I.).
The 11th graders leave the playground to the song.
Cabbage soup for 11th grade graduates
The next option is not quite like the traditional last call, but it has its place. Compiled by Spitsina L.I., entitled “From diapers to sheepskin coats.”
I will say right away that this requires a lot of preparation from both teachers and students. But you can take not the entire plot, but some individual scenes.
Procedure:
Music sounds, teachers, parents, students are seated at tables according to the signs of the zodiac (1. Capricorn-Virgo-Taurus; 2. Libra-Aquarius-Gemini; 3. Scorpio-Pisces-Cancer; 4. Leo-Aries-Sagittarius).
Presenters:
1. Good afternoon, dear friends!
2. Oh, sorry! Greetings, and for what occasion is everyone here?
1. Well, today is the presentation of the feature-documentary film “From diapers to sheepskin coats.”
2.Oh yes, I almost forgot! After all, it’s all about us, about our graduates.
1. Today we don’t just have some kind of event, today we have a holiday that happens only once in a lifetime - “Last Bell Holiday”. To be honest, I’m not even sure if this is a holiday? After all, we are entering adulthood, which is very difficult, but so tempting.
2. In this life, everyone will be for themselves and nothing will be written off. And at school... We were loved here, they took care of us, they helped us, it seemed that school would always be there, but now it ends. Today is our last day of school, and ahead...
Sing a song and the melody “Plasticine Crow”.
1. One simple fairy tale, or maybe not a fairy tale,
Or maybe we want to tell you something more complicated.
We remember her from childhood, or maybe not from childhood,
Or maybe we don’t remember, but we will remember...
2. In one Russian school, or maybe not in a school,
Or maybe in kindergarten there once was an 11-a.
And there was the serious Spitsin, and the nimble Yesenkov,
And Misha Cherepovsky, which is also good!
And Dima Posashkov, which is also good!
3. And that class was ordinary, or maybe unusual,
But judging by the successes, it’s completely top class.
Do you want to be offended, do you want to smile,
But take our word for it: we love you very much.
Episode 1. Take 1. “We’re all out of diapers”
Presenters:
1. Dear friends! We bring to your attention unique footage of the infancy of our graduates. We were all born between 1994 and 1995.
On the slide are pictures of the graduates' infancy.
2. From infancy, we were connected by a lot: diapers, blankets, ribbons.
1. And how they tied us up with ribbons on blankets, which is called hand and foot.
2. But already at this age we strived for freedom, and everyone wanted to show their individuality.
On the slide there are stills with funny scenes.
Episode 2. Take 1. “We all learned a little”
Presenters:
1. So, the long-suffering class finally crawled to the last step of our universal education system, having lost some of their comrades from their orderly ranks in an unequal battle. But not all of them were given the honor of being accepted into the 11th A, but they wanted it so much!
2. One day, Dima Yesenkov’s mother went on a business trip, and dad took his son to kindergarten. They walked around different kindergartens for a long time and could not find theirs, until Dima said: “Dad, stop walking, I’ll be late for school.” And indeed, I was almost late, because in 2001 we already entered 1st grade. And mind you, to different schools.
1. It doesn't matter. Schools are different - the problems are the same everywhere.
A song is performed to the melody of “Katyusha”.
The order was given - we are in the 11th, they are in the other direction,
Volunteers left, some to college, some to vocational schools.
They said parting, leaving the school house,
Don’t be sad, Lyudmila Ivanovna, we will come, we will come again.
Key manager: So, let’s spend five minutes and summarize the day. What happened today?
Graduates:
1. The day passed without any special incidents: half the class was late for physics.
2. So there were competitions at the stadium.
3. Well, it was interesting to watch.
Key manager: Enough. And this without any special incidents? Parents immediately, parents to school.
Graduates:
1. Tomorrow?
Key manager: No, now, this minute!
Parents come out and together with their children sing a song to the melody of “Scows full of mullets.”
1. One day the class teacher said, bring your father to school.
Now I’m definitely lost, since you are God, then help me!
The sky above the boulevard is blue, the chestnut tree is blooming above the city,
But I’m not at all discouraged, even though I know what will happen to me.
Chorus:
At least I know them all well.
I'm just, just a child
I'm only 18.
2. And so a parent, one day in May, moored his “longboat” to the school,
The class teacher said to dad: “I’m seeing you for the first time.”
In response, opening a pack of Kazbek, the parent said coldly:
“You are an interesting eccentric, but the thing is, you see...
Chorus:
I won't tell you for all the girls,
I know them very well.
But my daughter is still just a child, she is only 18.
Key manager: Dear teachers, parents and graduates! The day we have been waiting for 11 years has come! Today the last bell rang for our children! Dear Parents! You will no longer have to push your over-aged child aside in the morning to send him to school! You will be spared the grueling task of checking their diaries!
Dear Colleagues! You have fulfilled your professional and civic duty! Thank you all so much!
Dear guys, I want to give you handkerchiefs to blot your tears in a moment of sadness and mourning for your irretrievably lost youth. And here’s a bag of pepper with a jar of mustard - so that subsequent exams, and everything that comes after them, do not seem like a “sweet life”.
But, now seriously. During this year, in the 11th grade, I held a review competition “Student of the Year”, taking into account the participation of children in Olympiads, in class and in extracurricular activities.
The winners are read out and given souvenirs.
Key manager sings a song to the melody of the song “Candles”.
1. Good luck, ups and downs
As with people, so with us...
My peak of teacher happiness
I came to this class.
Chorus:
Beloved, don’t forget
Seven years is a wonderful time!
Please remember me,
And - send a thought of goodness!
2. Touching you heart to heart,
I find myself thinking:
No, I’m not lying and I don’t repent,
I still love you.
(graduates perform verse 3)
3. Thank you for the inspiration,
For your thankless work.
And let the wonderful moments
They will bring you strength in life.
Chorus:
We will come back to our native class,
At least we will be a guest for you.
But we will remember our childhood more than once,
We will remember them with warmth.
Leading: The floor is given to the school director: a speech, presentation of comic certificates of completed training courses, issued in case someone is unable to obtain a certificate.
Poems to the school principal:
Your head sat and nightmares tormented you at night,
You found words for us, you tried to make us better,
We have become adults now, but believe me, we will not forget you!
The door to school is open for us, what if we become colleagues?
Presenters:
1. You’re talking about blankets, diapers, because we’ve already grown up, but in the wet...
2. How so far?
1. In wet silk, in leather, sheepskin coats... And sometimes we read books...
Scene: dialogue in front of the library, one has a backpack on his shoulders.
— Some people don’t understand when you tell them that Pushkin has already ended, and Lermontov needs to be ordered in advance. Books, like debts, must be repaid on time.
- Stop! Where? To the library.
- Why without glasses?
- But, I see normally.
- What are you like? What is the year now?
-2002. And yes!
- You won’t tell me, is there Gogol?
— Not to eat, but to read; you can’t eat in the library. And there should be silence in the library. Quietly I said.
“But I’ll still go.”
“You haven’t passed Kolobok yet, if you don’t pass Kolobok, I’ll tear up the binding, pull out the bookmarks from War and Peace, and you’ll read it again.” And bring “Old Man Hottabych.” He didn’t bring it like yesterday, but he brought it.
- Well, okay, let me pass?
- When you guess my riddles.
- You read so many of them...
- Three.
- Three thousand?
- Three: the primer, the second, and the blue one.
- Riddle one: “Children of Captain Grant”, “40 Little Indians”, “Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves”...
— There should be silence in the library. Did I say it quietly, or did I say it quietly?
- It was in the evening, there was something to do.
Dima crammed physics, Igor drew graphs.
Yulia was tormented by the tutor, Olya was tormented by the “active”,
She was looking for prototypes, this necessary reagent.
There are two girlfriends on the sofa, leaning on pillows,
Everyone was in thought and worry, so they were preparing for the test.
The sketch “Test” is performed.
1. - F-f-f-f-k...
Hello, do you know?
- W-w-what – what!
- Tell me?
- Don't know…
— Failure, next?
2. – Do you know?
- I know.
- What do you know?
- And all.
- All? That's it, even I don't know. Fail. Next.
3. – Do you know?
- I know.
- What do you know?
- What do you ask?
- What should I ask?
- “The Tale of Igor’s Campaign.”
- Well done! You know. Pass! Next.
4. -I!
- What?
- In love.
- In whom?
- Into the subject.
- In which?
- Like what, my love.
- Which one?
- In your!
- Well, which one?
- Which we rent.
-Which one are we renting?
- Well... You're really finding fault...
- Failure. Next.
5. – I am!
- What?
- In love!
- In whom?
- You, impudent...
- Pass!
Leading: The floor is given to the Deputy Director for Academic Affairs.
Deputy academic director: I would like to give you a block of Orbit chewing gum to strengthen teeth that have been worn down while “gnawing” on the granite of science. Serious advice to a graduate: it is known that all graduates are divided into five categories:
1. Zero - those who know nothing and have no idea about it;
2. The first is those who know something, but don’t know what.
3. Second - they know something and know what exactly.
4. Third - they know everything except what they don’t know.
5. Fourth - they know everything and even what they don’t know.
Determine right away which group you belong to; keep the information secret from the teacher. Remember: if you're lucky, you can get excellent results in your exams. Always smile during the exam - this will give you confidence and mislead the examinees. Use cheat sheets like dangerous medicine in small doses. From time to time, cough into your fist and rub the area of your heart, hinting at poor health, undermined while preparing for exams. Thus, you will make the examiners feel sorry for you. If you feel that you cannot immediately answer a question, do not rush to report it. Let the examiners figure it out for themselves. If these tips don't help, don't worry. Don’t forget: those who don’t have a university background still live more prosperously.
Poems to the first teacher:
You recognized us. Look...
Your first-graders are sitting here!
We wore big backpacks,
Rulers, pens, blotting pads.
Thank you, bow to the ground
Accept from all graduates.
And, also lovingly,
Love your students.
Speech by the first teacher: I want to give you a copper penny - to put under your heel during exams, there is a sign that it helps.
Series 3. Take 1. “Hit parade of the most popular songs that tell about the latest events at school.”
(to the tune of the song “Neighbor”)
Now it’s not for nothing that we’ll sing about 11th A,
Our interesting class has one peculiarity.
There are only 13 of us left in this class,
Among us there are Olya, Yulia, Ira,
And a boy's bouquet.
Here Yulia walks quietly, and Irina walks the other way around.
Olya will say a word loudly, and Oksana will say a joke.
And there are rumors around the school that Dima is like a master there.
Among the girls, like Sukhov: there are many of them, but he is alone.
Concert number:
School ditties.
I loved history madly, I won’t hide it!
For some reason, it was only her that Dima made eyes at.
They wrote off everything from the neighbor, and immediately gave us a bad mark...
Let's rest a little and get tired of our neighbor.
40, 30, 25... mathematics again, 8, 10, 37 - we have completely dumbed down!
We somehow find the root, and quietly go crazy!
You are a difficult science for us, oh, you are a specific thing.
Ah, stamens-pistils, bones-skeletons,
It was a lot of fun teaching us about this.
We have forgotten how to understand mom and dad in Russian,
So we delved deeper into English, strongly do you, so to speak.
We knocked with hammers, pierced our fingers with knitting needles.
We are ready for adult life, for severe trials!
The “Astrologer” comes out and reads the astrological forecast:
Scorpios are terrifying, just the sight of them,
But in life they are needed too.
They are slightly poisonous.
And just as tender.
So that they don't offend you,
The advice for communicating with them is simple:
Don't step on their tail -
And they won't sting you.
Virgos - it is clear, contrary to fashion, that they are all descendants of Eve.
But how do you understand that men wearing pants are not shaved and are Virgos?
Libra - Libra's whim is always known,
Blind Themis attribute.
They will weigh everything, outweigh everything,
And if necessary, they will lie.
Cancers - they have everything you need for the soul:
Wonderfully graceful and tender.
They are good with beer too
And they often love beer themselves!
Pisces are unpretentious in their needs
Everyone who was born from caviar.
They are talkative in Russian
And wise as a sheep.
Aquarius is for the student breed, he is the most important zodiac.
To pour water on the exam, love this sign, children!
Sagittarius - not without sadness and melancholy, sometimes we see this oath:
They glance at the blackboard and smoke a cigarette in the toilet.
Capricorns are a little gray, respectable, strict.
When he walks, the powders shake.
He is the main Capricorn at school,
All the rest are Capricorns.
Taurus - everything would be fine with a Taurus,
But there is one nuance here:
Where did he come from?
From the words “calf” or “body”?
Twins - being children of their fathers
And on different days, born
How did they all manage to
So become identical?
Leos - the charisma of a lion among cattle
Even a spoon doesn't spoil the ointment.
Terrible, menacing, ready to eat,
But in principle, it’s still the same cat.
Aries - neither tender meat nor wool can hide secret flaws:
Sometimes among the rams, there are sheep, and even obvious rams.
But Aquarius claims that they are not among the teachers.
Competition "Burim".
(each table needs to compose a quatrain from the proposed words)
1. Chant, simple, Virgo, beauty.
2. Sign, glad, Cancer, awards.
3. Rings, bow, Sagittarius, hands.
4. Balance, heaven, hands, Libra
5. In love, Scorpio, sting, stuck.
Key manager: I think it’s time to give the floor to moms and dads.
Questions:
1. How much time a day did you devote to education?
2. What can you wish for children and teachers?
Parents to children:
The most important thing is to be healthy, not necessarily new Russians.
Strong, smart, businesslike, with big plans and dreams.
We wish everyone to receive diplomas, we are always waiting for you to visit, we invite you.
We wish you all to work honestly,
Meet love - get married, get married.
Be tolerant of other people
Be proud of your state.
I would like to believe that it was not in vain that you were raised:
You have planted good roots in the earth.
Parents-teachers:
I bow to you for our children, how much you gave your life.
Time, strength, intelligence and patience for education and training.
How much warmth, kindness, understanding, how much talent and how much effort,
How much love you gave over all 11 years, you instilled in them the joy of victory.
You shared both work and sorrows with them,
Some were reproached, others were forgiven.
For a hot heart, for clean hands,
For loyalty to the profession and science,
For your love, attitude towards children,
Thanks from everyone!
Readers:
Words of gratitude to teachers from graduates.
1. We studied, you taught, sometimes scolding, sometimes praising
Our teachers tolerated us and loved us for so many years.
2. And now, even though it’s a little late, we thank you for everything,
If we are guilty of something, we will be forgiven, and we will forgive.
3. We go out into a huge world, what will it meet us with, what does it promise?
In the heart, in a secluded corner, the memory of the school will be preserved.
Final song.
1. The rain will patter on the roof
Winter will cover everything with snow.
May will come again, but not to hear,
More of us from bell lessons.
In our sad faces
Tramp - the wind will sigh from the window.
And how could this happen?
When did 11 years fly by?
Chorus:
And on this childhood day the last
Every moment and glance is so precious,
And, unfortunately, there is no way back, back,
Today is our farewell evening
We're a little sad now.
Let's say to each other, "Goodbye, good morning!"
2. Childhood flew away like a moth
To us, flapping a transparent wing
We wanted to become adults so much,
But someday, not soon, later.
Like drops, minute after minute
Time rushes us further and further forward.
And more than once we will remember our childhood, as if
A bright butterfly has an easy flight.
Interesting option in the style of Harry Potter
Here is another great event with fairy-tale characters, where the main characters are graduates. I took the script from the website http://openlesson.rf. Contains many songs dedicated to teachers.
Procedure:
Music by John Williams – Chamber of Secrets Prologue.
Harry, Ron and Hermione come out.
Harry. Well, Ron, Hermione, we have almost graduated from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, which among Muggles is called GOU Secondary School No. 297.
Ron. It stands on Diagon Alley, which among Muggles is again called 1st Botanical Drive.
Hermione. Now we can do almost everything: we have mastered the art of levitation, we can protect ourselves from dark forces. Well, spells are generally my strong point.
Harry Potter clutches the scar on his head.
Hermione. Harry, Harry, what happened?
Harry groans.
Ron. Look, what kind of stone is this?
Harry. There are inscriptions on it... If you go to “A”, you will end up in the army.
Hermione. If you go to “B”, you won’t get into college.
Ron. If you go to “C”, you will leave with a sore head. Unified State Exam...
Hermione. Who is the Unified State Examination?
Ron. This is probably a fire-breathing dragon, the Horntail.
Harry. I understood everything, that’s why the scar hurt... The Unified State Exam was sent to us by the Black Lord - Voldemort.
Hermione. This is not a problem, I will remove this stone now. Imperius. (The stone is in place).
Ron. Cruceatus. (The stone is in place).
Harry. Patronus.
Sounds of the underworld.
Voice off stage (Voldemort). A magic wand won't help here. You must answer my Unified State Exam questions. Otherwise...all Gryffindor graduates will turn into goblins and run away into the twilight forest.
Harry holds onto his scar.
Hermione. Don't be afraid, Harry. Together we will overcome everything.
Compilation Gwen Stefani – Wind It Up
Part "A". I am part A. You must choose one correct answer.
With a tail, but not a Phoenix bird.
With a bell, but not the rat Scabbers.
With spurs, but not Buckbeak.
With a medal, but not a Quidditch winner.
Possible answers:
- Uncle Vernon.
- Keykeeper Rubeus Hagrid.
- Aunt Petunia.
- Graduates.
Harry. Ugh.
In chorus. The fourth answer is graduates.
Part "A". Right. Go to part “B”
Britney Spears – Piece of me.
Part "B". You must accurately answer the question: “To which order do the following commandments belong?”
- The further you sit, you write more.
- No one has ever died from knowledge, but it’s not worth the risk.
- The bad habit of being late for the first lesson gives rise to a good one - sleeping well.
- A difficult character can be compensated for by easy behavior.
Ron. I know this is the Mamburu order. Cheerful and positive guys.
Group “Nogu cramped” - Haru-Mamburu. The dance, and part “B” goes away with them.
Sounds of the underworld.
Ron. I'm shocked.
Hermione. Don't drift, boys. Of course, we can’t do it alone. We urgently need the help of masters of magic, their magical energy and knowledge.
Harry. Onward to Hogwarts.
To the tune of the song by E. Terleeva - Take the sun with you.
No traffic lights, through an intersection
The school is standing, and everything seems simple!
Step over, gain knowledge.
We remember teachers today.
There is no one better than you! We know that for sure!
Together we walked along a difficult path.
Chorus.
You are our sunshine at school
And a source of knowledge
A sea of charm.
Our ultimate dream.
Let's take it as a keepsake
Humor and smiles.
We will keep you in our hearts
We will correct all errors.
Literature
Cutting “Aria of the Star” from the musical “The Star and the Death of Joaquin Murietta.”
Harry. And here are our masters: Master of Fine Literature and Master of Beautiful Writing Pen.
Master 1. I am your freedom, I am your star. There is pure water on the hot lips.
Master 2. Whatever happens, call me. I will be with you in broad daylight.
Master 1. I'm your luck.
Master 2. I am your destiny (with surprise).
Master 1. Everything you will succeed in life is me.
Master 2. It's me.
Together(hug, sway). I shine for you from behind the gray clouds, Don’t lose sight of my running ray ( freeze with inspiration).
Mathematics
Students. Professor Trelawney! Professor Trelawney! Oh please.
Teacher. And don't persuade me! You never have enough time to prepare for work, but you always have time to rewrite it!
1 student. Well, professor, we really love your subject - “Mathematical fortune telling on coffee grounds”!
2 student. Last time!
Teacher. You have already rewritten this diagnostic work on the Unified State Exam 10 times! You've had enough! And where can I get so much coffee?
1 student. Well, how is it enough? How is enough? The first time I guessed 1 task, the second time I answered 2 tasks, and on the fourth attempt I solved 4 tasks! And there is something to strive for, because seven tasks are a grade of three.
2 student. This is addictive!
2 student. I've never felt such a craving for coffee grounds before. Your item is a drug for me!
Song based on Dj slon and Angel – Dzhimmi, Dzhimmi.
Night gives way to a quickly lived day,
The stars are circling in the darkness of the carousel.
I take integrals, I’m not too lazy!
Now I know derivatives!
And my heart hurts so much, and there is no more coffee!
And in my head is the Unified State Examination, I’ll send him greetings!
Maybe I’ll solve everything, or maybe it’s a dream.
I love mathematics - this is the movie.
Jimmy, Jimmy, acha, acha, acha, acha.
English
To the tune of Celine Dion – My heart will go on.
Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
Every day English go on
Far across the distance
And spaces between us
It will also come in handy in life.
Chorus
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
And I always will.
Repeat present perfect
From morning until morning.
Chemistry
The melody from the movie “An Ordinary Miracle” plays, intro.
Ron. A question of intelligence. What connects physics and chemistry?
Harry. Real magic! Do you remember how Professor Himius-Snack taught us the art of making potions?
Ron. We learned to brew glory! They were preparing a polyjuice potion.
Harry. Oh, experiments! We saw miracles with our own eyes!
Ron. And then we learned to see these miracles around us . Do you remember how interesting our lessons were?
The music is louder. A teacher comes onto the stage with a flask and a white coat.
(4 girls, 2 boys, Harry and Ron stand in rows of children, girls on one side of the teacher, boys on the other).
Teacher. So. Checking your homework. Neville Longbottom will go to the board. Neville steps forward, his legs shaking.
Teacher. Neville, what can you use to get gasoline?
Neville. With the help of a magic wand.
Teacher. Please . Places the flask on the floor.
Neville. Ingardium Leviosa.
Explosion sound . One of the girls replaces the flask with a soft toy.
Teacher. Yes, gasoline is to you, Neville... like to the moon. Start over. Periodic Table of Elements …
Continues to explain how in a movie with the sound off, the children nod their heads to the beat.
The melody from the movie “An Ordinary Miracle” is playing, fast.
Harry. Like this, from lesson to lesson, patiently and persistently...
Ron. Our beloved Name Patronymic name, brought us to the idea that...
Hermione. That you will have to love chemistry.
Geography
Harry. Introducing the Master of Economics-Geographicus.
Interruption. Shakira – Bamboo
2 times only music.
Geography, geography,
Economics, Economics.
Oceans, Oceans,
And mother-and-ki, and mother-and-ki
Name- ahh, Name-ahhh
Light Surname, light Surname.
Geography, geography,
Economics, economics.
We loved you, we loved you,
Our master is the highest class.
Physical training
Hermione. Our masters: Madame Hook - flying on a broomstick, Madame Sharp Eye - Quidditch coach.
Romance of the Turtle Tortilla.
Childhood was filled with mud.
We must think forever.
And I was like Harry Potter when I was young.
I need a sports suit then
It was very fitting.
The Snitch flew straight into my hand
And he didn't hit me in the face.
“Only he will be forever young,
Who taught everyone to win.
Physical education is not work.
Physical education is a passion.”
A cut from the cartoon “Bluebeard.”
But: nerves of iron, healthy kidneys,
Gymnastics, yoga, jogging.
And so every day, to the end, to the point,
And so on endlessly to the end.
Loss to the tune of John Paul Young – Love is in the air.
The elf is washing the floor. Harry and the elf face each other. Harry screams.
Harry. Um... Hello! Nimbus -2019 – cool!
Dobby. Harry Potter! A long time ago I dreamed of meeting you. Such a great honor...
Harry. Spa...thank you. Who you are?
Dobby. Dobby, sir. Just Dobby. Dobby is a school elf.
Harry. Why haven't I seen you at Hogwarts before?
Dobby. You often don't notice the good. We try to do our work efficiently and discreetly.
Harry. We…
Dobby. There are many of us elves... We live in the hearts of nannies, security guards, nurses, accountants, secretaries, librarians and, of course, cooks.
Harry. Wow, wow!
Dobby. Bad Dobby! May my ears get pinched by the oven door! Revealed the secret! Dobby must punish herself (bangs her head against the wall.)
Harry. Relax. I'm a graduate. This secret will leave school with me.
To the tune of Verka Serduchka’s song “Everything will be fine.”
Dobby sings.
If our school is cozy and beautiful.
Let's be honest: it's just us!
Always positive - externally and internally,
And we are not afraid of any trouble.
Chorus.
And at school...Good! Everything will be fine!
Everything will be fine, we know it, we know it!
Fine! Everything will be fine!
The director trusts us completely, but checks...
Story
To the melody of Lyapis Trubetskoy “AU-AU-AU. I’ll find you anyway.”
If you don't come to my lessons,
I'll follow you as a spy,
You are still mine, doo-doo-doo.
If you come to me with war.
I will resolve it very quickly.
At least hide, at least don’t hide -
You are still mine, doo-doo-doo.
Chorus:
Ay-ay-ay
I'll find you all anyway
Ay-ay-ay, hey-hey!
2. If you go to the cinema instead of lessons,
I'll buy a ticket in the first row.
Like the Germans in 1945, don’t even hope
I'll kill everyone.
If you become the Entente,
I will find the Triple Alliance on you.
At least hide, at least don't hide
You are still mine, doo-doo-doo.
You are soldiers, I am war,
You are the game, I am the finale.
You are unemployed, I am a labor worker!
You are Italy, I am Madrid.
You are a social worker, I am a social package.
You are the flowers, and I am the bouquet.
You are the defendants, and I am the lawyer,
I am in class, and you are in the clouds.
Aw-ow-ow!
I still love you all.
Ay-ay-ay, hey-hey!
Biology
Paul Mauriat, screensaver from the program “In the Animal World”. Students run out.
Student 1. Where is our Professor McGonagall?
Student 2. That's how you saw her! She's a catwoman.
Student 3. Not really. The topic of her project: “Explore the limb ”, He probably works with magical creatures, which is why he’s delayed.
Student 1. Well, what, guys? Let's relax?
All. OK.
Student 2. Anamora.
Everyone turns into monkeys.
Monkey dance based on a remix from the movie “Bingo Bongo”.
The teacher appears.
Teacher. Meow. It’s not in my principles to use transfiguration as a punishment, but... Expelarmus.
The melody from the cartoon sounds “Catdog.”
The guys squat on opposite sides and dance.
Interruption Pink – Trouble.
Call. 2 girls on a chair, the rest behind.
Teacher. So, in today's lesson we are learning about information signs that allow you to safely travel through the Twilight Forest. Draco Malfoy, to the board.
Draco pretends to be a troll.
Teacher. What is this sign?
All. Beware, troll!
1 Boy. Madam Securities, what about the hydrants?
Teacher. Everyone looked at me with kind, attentive eyes.
To the tune of D. Bilan - The impossible is possible.
We know exactly the Pythagorean theorem,
“War and Peace” four volumes are familiar to us.
Newton's laws come at night in a dream,
And we know exactly what crossing over is.
All. We go to life safety training, it’s always like the first time. Let's try to use our chance now.
Anton. To put out the fires and take possession of the hydrant.
All. Anton, you better move away, you don’t know how to sing!
So this is what we talked about before Anton
We were not familiar with fire extinguishers before.
Today we want to master the “sleeves”,
And get acquainted with fire shields!
Administration and Director
Muse – Supermassive Black Hole
Ron. There is a Chamber of Secrets on the 4th floor of Hogwarts. A secret that everyone knows. It stores keys and magic books with grades.
Hermione. You can get into it only by saying the password “Kaput Draconis”.
Ron. Sometimes all the masters gather in a secret room, and at a round table they nervously invent a new numbing spell for too frisky students. But if that doesn't help...
Hermione. We also have special masters. It's better to be friends with them. Otherwise you will become a prisoner of Azkaban.
Ron. The most important, wisest master in the school is Professor Dumbledore.
Harry. We simply call him our director.
Harry. Well, we remembered all the Masters of Magic at Hogwarts School. And what to do with part “C” is still unclear?
Hermione. Harry, does your scar still hurt?
Harry. No, as soon as we got to Hogwarts, the pain went away. I feel strong and confident.
Hermione. And I have the same feeling.
Ron (slowly). Guys! I think I understand. Our masters have given us their knowledge and love for 11 years. And we can pass part “C” only by returning at least a small part of this love.
Hermione. Exactly, and how simple it is.
Lamentation and John Williams – Chamber of Secrets – Fawkes Is Reborn.
Voldemort. You've already done it. Part “C” completed. Friendship and love won as always! And I will meet you again, Harry.
All. Hooray!
Harry solemnly demolishes the stone, Ron and Hermione dance a waltz. They leave.
The graduation ceremony is underway.
Modern last call in Oscar style
In this event, awards are presented to teachers, and these can be figurines, some kind of memorable gifts or emerald nuts (as in the script). You can also reward the graduates themselves. The option is approximate, read it. But I liked the fact that there are a lot of dedications to teachers and parents. I think you will find it useful.
Material taken from the site http://torzhestvennyj-scenarij.ru.
Procedure:
Ved.: Good morning, dear friends!
Ved.: Good spring morning!
Ved.:
Early morning in May
Warmed by the spray of the sun.
Green bright curls
Dressed with beads of light.
Ved.:
Poplar fluff flies -
A sign of a coming summer.
Day May 25th,
A day of joy and sorrow,
The day of parting with childhood.
Ved.:
Remember, the first of September
We met the kids at the doorstep.
Well, today it's time to say goodbye
With those who have grown up, they go on the road.
Ved.:
To you who will step outside the threshold today,
To you, to whom life opens up new spaces,
We dedicate the last call,
Old school says goodbye to you!
Grandfathers, grandmothers, fathers and mothers,
Teachers and students!
Meet the heroes of our holiday:
Favorite graduates are coming!
Solemn music sounds, graduating classes come out.
Ved.: 11-A grade. Class teacher Natalya Pavlovna Kuklina.
Ved.: 11-B grade. Class teacher Novitskaya Lyudmila Anatolyevna.
Ved.: 11th grade. Class teacher Irina Vasilievna Unichenko.
The graduates take their seats.
Ved.:
Early morning is knocking on the windows,
We won't rush the call.
Cause this can't happen
To forget my school years.
Ved.: Hello, dear graduates! Exactly 10 years have passed since the moment you first crossed the threshold of school. And today we see you off on the high road of life. Our school staircase, along which you walked hand in hand with your teachers and parents, will end as soon as your farewell bell rings.
Ved.:
Did you study at this school?
Ten best years of life
But those years flew by quickly
And there is no return to the past.
Ved.:
Today is a holiday at our school,
But this is a sad day for us.
Our dear eleventh graders
We came to class for the last time.
Background to the director's words.
Ved.: On behalf of those who helped you through your ten-year school journey, who constantly thought about you, experienced all your joys and sorrows with you, rejoiced at your victories, and were saddened by your defeats, the director addresses you on behalf of the school teachers.
Ved.: The floor is given to the school director Yuri Alekseevich Kudryavtsev.
Word to the director.
Ved.: The wonderful school time has come to an end. You have exams ahead. Time goes by inexorably, counting down seconds, minutes, hours, months, years... It seems like it was a very long time ago when you timidly and hesitantly entered first grade. Then everything was a first for you: the first teacher, the first word read, the first bell, the first joys and sorrows.
Ved.: You made your first discoveries on this planet with a man who has the most wonderful title on earth - the first teacher. People remember their first teacher all their lives and remember him with gratitude.
Ved.: Ten years ago, dear graduates, you were met and escorted to your first lesson by your first teachers: Larisa Aleksandrovna Gracheva, Natalya Leonovna Beketova, Lidiya Aleksandrovna Sevostyanova, Valentina Mikhailovna Moiseeva.
Graduates:
We remember that cheerful call,
What rang for us for the first time,
When we entered the school with flowers,
To your very best first class.
How the teacher greeted me at the door,
Our faithful friend for many days,
And a big noisy family
New girlfriends and friends.
Sitting down at your desk carefully,
To school uniform
Don't crush it
We have revealed our alphabet,
They opened a blank notebook.
The first lesson, the joy of first discoveries,
First success, blue dream -
The first teacher gives us all this,
We remember his severity and kindness.
Ved.: The floor is given to the first graduating teachers.
Graduates: Our deepest bow to you, our dear first teachers!
They give flowers to primary school teachers.
Ved.: Elementary School. This is all in the past. And today the last school bell will ring for you. You will look back with sadness on the past years, which gave you a lot of good things, made you smarter and better.
Ved.:
We can touch the past here,
We can see miracles here:
Stop and look back
And look childhood straight in the eye.
Ved.: Guests from childhood - first-graders came to greet the graduates!
First-graders enter to the tune of the song “What They Teach at School.”
(poems by first graders)
Ved.: Dear Guys! Today you say goodbye to the school, but we remain in it - its present and future. Rest assured that we will continue to implement all school traditions. Within the walls of our school there will always be the sound of joyful children's laughter, an atmosphere of love, creativity and constant search, an atmosphere of unity between student and teacher will reign. And according to good tradition, first-graders and graduates exchange memorable gifts.
Gifts are being exchanged.
Ved.:
Last quarter, spring quarter...
The chalk freezes in my hand.
We carefully draw on the blackboard
Parabolas of our hopes and worries.
Last quarter,
Spring quarter...
Thank you teacher
For entering the school classroom at dawn,
You remain in our hearts and in our destiny.
Ved.: Time passed. From elementary school, you, today's graduates, ended up in a high school with many classrooms and a huge number of teachers. How easy it would have been to get lost in this noisy school sea if you had not been met and supported by the caring hands of your class teachers.
A performance dedicated to the class teachers.
Performed by boys.
Boys.
- Dear Sirs! I invited you to tell you the most pleasant news: today is the last call!
- Hooray!
- What's "hurray"? We are instructed to congratulate our class teachers on this significant date!
- What date? And why congratulate?
– Happy May 25, dear gentlemen! Happy day of getting rid of us soon. It's clear?
- Can anyone explain to me why class teachers are needed in grades 10 and 11?
- What do you mean why? (gently) Who will wake you up at dawn and tell you in a gentle voice...
- That the first lesson has already started fifteen minutes ago and that by the third lesson I will be at school like a bayonet!
- And when you run away from the test, who will catch you on the last step, who will gently take you under your white hands and, seating you at your desk, will unobtrusively remember you.
- That this is already your twenty-fifth absence this week.
- And that for every absenteeism you will have to answer!
- Who, finally, calling your home in the evening, will sing a lullaby to your parents about...
- That all the teachers are just eager to meet them
- For a conversation about your behavior and academic performance!
- They say that the class is like its class teacher.
- Oh, that means we are as smart, elegant, sophisticated, well-mannered as our Natalya Pavlovna,
Lyudmila Anatolyevna, Irina Vasilievna.
- What can I say, we were just lucky that by order of the school principal...
- Or maybe we were simply assigned by fate wise mentors and older friends
- Our class teachers! (together)
To the tune of “Call me, call me!” a song is sung to the senior leaders. One of the students imitates a telephone conversation.
Student:
Hello! Hello. Mom? Who is asking her? Classroom teacher? Mom is not at home!
Everyone sings together:
He calls all parents and scolds him constantly.
It’s unpleasant, but... it helps, oddly enough!
We will never forget your life lessons,
And even though the school is just around the corner, and even though the school is just around the corner,
Call us sometimes!
Call us, call us!
They broke wood at school, violated discipline,
You walked with a guilty head, you forgave your children.
We need your wisdom, our mentor and teacher,
Forgive us for our insults, forgive us for our insults,
Call us sometimes!
Call us, call us!
We know that we now mean a lot in your destiny,
We are grateful to you for everything and secretly hide a tear.
We will remember you forever, our great teacher!
Our most important teacher, our most important teacher!
Call us sometimes!
Call us, call us!
– So, what should a real gentleman do when given the task of congratulating beautiful women?
They take flowers out from behind the skirts of their jackets.
The girls bring out candy and notebooks.
— Our dear class teachers! Your life with us was not always sweet and sometimes did not seem like honey to you. But we know that deep down in your soul you are very sorry to part with us.
- Therefore, we decided to sweeten the bitter moments of farewell to your eleventh grade, and in these notebooks we leave you our phone numbers so that you can call us... at least sometimes.
(presenting flowers to class teachers)
Ved.: The floor is given to the class teachers of the graduates.
Ved.: Over the years, your parents have studied and suffered along with you.
Ved.: They were the ones who got you up for school in the morning and handed you a notebook with problems that they solved for you at night.
Ved.: It was they who whitewashed the crumbling school ceilings and painted the desks covered in writings by careless children.
Ved.: They were the ones who blushed for you in front of the teachers when you ran away from class or got bad marks.
Ved.: They are the ones who look at you with pride today and are happy that you were able to withstand all the tests of school life.
Ved.:
Mom is the best word
Mom is the best name
Mom - I repeat again,
Life and peace in the name.
Ved.:
Mom is the sun of the earth,
Mom is the light in the middle of the night,
Mom is a great happiness
All sons and daughters.
Music "Love Story"
Mother:
My daughter has never been so happy.
Everything about her is beautiful, okay, black-browed and white.
My daughter is a graduate, I look with excitement,
How her eyelashes tremble... So I walk into her school.
I’m bringing a huge bouquet to my dear girl,
I recognize her in the crowd and wave my hand from a distance.
Don't worry, I'm with you, just like all these ten years.
I haven’t been this young for a long time, no.
And today is this holiday, and where have the years gone?
But not tears - the mischievous rain suddenly began to fall. This is water.
Daughter:
Mommy, school is over, and there is no need to learn lessons.
My God, how many nerves are damaged...
I'm so glad, mommy! Are you happy?
Why are you crying, my dear, why are you biting your lips stubbornly?
Smile, because school is over,
Well, laugh, dear mom!
Ten years, not one moment, they walked both crookedly and straight.
Ten years of your patience, fear, tears and doubts, mom.
I know that you are very happy and admire your dear daughter.
Why is it autumn in your eyes, why do you cover your face with a handkerchief?
Maybe she remembered me when I was little, felt my palm in my hand?
As she whispered: little scarlet flower, don’t be naughty in class, baby.
Listen, baby, strict teachers, don’t draw on your notebooks!
And she met me at the door and kept my briefcase in order.
And now your daughter has grown up, but the tears stubbornly flow...
Well, school is over. Dot.
Congratulations, mom! It's me - your daughter!
Graduates:
Dear mothers, we love you very much. We wish you happiness.
And we give these flowers to all the mothers sitting in the hall. (presenting flowers to parents)
Graduates: Thank you, our moms and dads, for your love, help and support.
Ved.: The floor is given to parents of graduates.
Fanfare sounds.
Ved.: Ladies and Gentlemen!
Ved.: Ladies and gentlemen!
Ved.: Dear friends!
Ved.: An unusual ceremony awaits you today
Ved.: Ceremony of opening the stars of the school sky
Ved.: Today a new constellation of graduates will light up on the school horizon.
Ved.: We will call it “Graduate – 2019”.
Ved.: For eleven years they flashed bright sparkles in the classroom.
Ved.: Shined at the Olympics
Ved.: They sparkled at school parties.
Ved.: They burned in gold and silver on sports pedestals,
Ved.: Now they will shine in big life!
Ved.: Each star is unique!
Ved.: The right to light the stars in the “Graduate 2019” constellation is granted to class teachers.
Awarding graduates with stars.
Ved.: So the constellation lit up in our school sky.
Ved.: It seems to me that it lacks the most important, guiding stars. These are, of course, your class teachers. The right to present stars to class teachers is granted to F.I.
Ved.:
What is happiness? It's very simple.
This is when people light up the stars.
Let him always accompany you in your life,
Warming souls, happy fate.
Ved.: For you, dear friends, a gift from 10th grade student Victoria Beketova (dance).
Ved.: Three girls under the window were talking in the evening.
Key manager:
I got the letter "A".
Well, guys - anywhere!
Key manager:
Well, for me it’s letter “B”.
Everyone is standing on their head!
Key manager:
I got the letter "B".
They grew up with us -
Not guys, just... (all together) great!
Ved.:
We just managed to say,
The doors creaked quietly (creaked),
And here they appeared...
The graduates stand and bow.
Ved.:
He, you are guests, gentlemen,
How long did it take? Where?
Is it good or bad at sea?
And what is the miracle in the world?
Graduate:
Over the past ten years
We have traveled all over the world.
Living overseas is not bad.
What a miracle it is in the world.
Graduate:
An island lies on the sea,
There is a hail on the island.
The tree of knowledge grows there.
Graduate:
But the fruits are not simple -
All sciences are sophisticated,
Items - pure emerald,
The schoolchildren chew them all up.
Graduate:
We'll show you emeralds
And we’ll tell you about each one.
The student takes out from the box one of the shiny stones prepared in advance.
Graduate
Here's the first little nut
But the most, the strongest,
We've been gnawing on it for many years,
Yes, not alone,
And with the first teachers.
(to the tune of the song “Vernissage”)
When we came to first grade,
You met us at the door,
And we gave you flowers.
We timidly followed you to class,
But you encouraged us
The Lordship infused us with a smile.
How we came to you for salvation,
And we were only looking for you,
But the years flew by quickly.
We haven't forgotten first class,
You are still in our souls,
We would like to start over.
Chorus:
Ah, first class, ah, first class.
It was so difficult for us,
We learned to read, write,
And also glue and cut.
Thank you, thank you,
For being our mother.
And we want to wish you
So that you teach everyone to "five".
Graduate: Emerald nuts are awarded to the first teachers.
Graduate:
The second nut is the biggest
And a considerable fortress,
It's probably the hardest thing to crack.
Among sciences - the queen.
Special honor to her
We want to bow
To those who teach it.
(to the tune of “Black Boomer” (Seryoga) song for a math teacher)
You led us along a difficult road between theorems
sometimes the topic seemed boring, with many problems.
But I was still able to understand the beauty of exact science!
I’ve been wanting to say thank you for your knowledge for a long time.
Thank you for your praise and guidance,
But, unfortunately, we will have to part.
I will try to meet your expectations
And on the exam I will get a grade of “5”!
Mathematics, dear, how I love you!
And today in this hall I sing only about you:
Equations are like poems, the integral will support the spirit,
Logarithms are like songs, formulas caress the ear!
Graduate: Emerald nuts are awarded to mathematics teachers: Natalya Pavlovna Kuklina, Lyudmila Anatolyevna Novitskaya, Galina Klementyevna Shevchuk.
A skit for teachers of Russian language and literature.
1. What kind of books do you have?
2. This is a complete collection of my school essays. Here you go, “Pechorin is the hero of our time,” “Tatyana is Pushkin’s ideal,” “Why did Gerasim drown Mumu.”
1. Well, I destroyed this a long time ago! She burned it mercilessly.
2. In vain! I’ll learn a little and turn it into a novel! Into a large, so to speak historical canvas. So to speak, an encyclopedia of our school life.
1. And who are the main characters?
2. Our favorite teachers of Russian language and literature: Natalya Fedorovna, Nadezhda Nikolaevna, Olga Rimovna.
To the tune of "Blue Bird"
We read books like this
Which is not very easy to read,
The spellings were taken like this:
Which you won’t really take.
This is how we answered the Unified State Exam:
Which is not at all easy to answer.
We caught up with you every day,
But they couldn’t catch up.
We know what it really is
It's very difficult to chew Russian.
In the last week, sometimes
Makes life work.
They say that there is no strength left,
That you will never pass the exam...
Only we declare directly:
This is complete nonsense!
Graduates: Dear teachers of Russian language and literature, please accept these modest souvenirs from us.
Sketch for geography teachers.
1. You know, I'm so glad that I learned how to navigate with a compass!
2. Well, where can this be useful to you? There are signs on the streets; in extreme cases, you can ask passers-by for directions.
1. Just imagine, I come to some country, for example, to Zaire.
2. How far and scary! Why not stay there!
1. I’m going to Russia, I want to go home! This is where a compass comes in handy! I take it, look at the arrow and - strictly north, straight home.
2. Over mountains, over distances!
Graduates: Yes, thanks to our Irina Viktorovna, she explained the way home to us well!
Sing to the tune of "Song of the Bremen Town Musicians"
There is nothing better in the world,
How to travel around the world.
Around Paris, Rome and Jakarta
We can travel on the map,
We can travel on the map.
We will remember geography
After all, people need this science.
We are not afraid of mountains and rapids,
We are not afraid of any roads,
We are not afraid of any roads.
Graduates: We give this emerald nut to geography teacher Irina Viktorovna Zholudeva.
A skit for computer science teachers.
Graduates:
A man is tired of thinking -
The age of computers has arrived.
They opened a class at school
Computer science for us.
Graduates:
We looked around
Row of computers
And we had to work
In the mornings and evenings.
Graduates:
But my favorite teacher
Made a miracle
Work on the computer
She taught us all!
March of the Aviators (for computer science teacher)
We were born to make a fairy tale come true,
Overcome ignorance shame,
Give computers omnipotence to Russia,
Bring her into creative space.
Higher and higher and higher
We want, having taken off, not to fall,
And let our computer at least breathe,
Japan needs to catch up.
The Internet will always help us now,
You can download the abstract from there,
And if we make an effort,
It's an interesting report to write.
Now we are all without the Internet,
As if without your own hands,
And study subjects with him
It goes without much pain.
Graduates: Dear Elena Voldemarovna, we present you with this emerald as a symbol of the unity of the real and virtual worlds.
A skit for English teachers.
Graduates: Petya, how many languages do you know?
Graduates: Four: Russian, Pascal, C++, Delphi.
Graduates: Not really! What language would you speak in England?
Graduates: Of course, in the language of facial expressions and gestures.
Graduates: Why did you study English at school then?
Graduates: Well, to read Shakespeare in the original!
Graduates: So what, did you read it?
Graduates: No, I have no time!
Graduates: Do I know why I studied English? To be richer!
Ved
Graduates: Ah, it’s clear, like, be a diplomat there or find a foreign groom
Graduates: Not really. You know, there is such wisdom that the more languages a person knows, the richer he is!
Graduates: Well, yes, that means Svetlana Leonidovna specifically enriches us in our English lessons!
Song based on Cheburashka.
1.She came unexpectedly - with an elegant figure
A little incomprehensible for each of us
Our worries have passed without exaggeration
Eleventh grade confesses his love to you
2. We were often reproached, we were scolded for failing grades.
Perhaps they conjugated us in English secretly
But we are a tenacious people that only makes us better
We slept the deepest sleep that night.
3. What was, is gone and has become reality for us
Now we understand that our efforts were not in vain
Let the moments fly, without any doubt
We have become true friends for you.
Graduates: Dear Svetlana Leonidovna, allow me to give you this souvenir as a sign of mutual enrichment.
Sketch for a chemistry teacher.
1. So, a quick-witted question for everyone. What connects English and chemistry?
2. I am ready to answer this question without preparation! We did our chemistry homework in English!
1. Correct! And how good it is that we weren’t asked to do experiments at home!
2. We would do it! We would mix it up!
2. Do you remember how it all began, how in the 7th grade we eagerly ran to chemistry lessons?
1. Of course, Valentina Petrovna showed experiments. And we saw a real miracle with our own eyes
2. And then we learned to see these miracles around us. And all this thanks to Valentina Petrovna and her assistant Nadezhda Yuryevna.
Students sing a song based on the song "Random Waltz."
The night is short, the clouds are sleeping,
But for some reason I can’t sleep,
The same table is still in front of my eyes.
Tomorrow I'll run to school again,
Only, it seems, I will be in vain
Search for elements in the table.
I'm not familiar with the table at all
And I don’t know where is the iodine and where is the bromine.
I can’t even find fluorine,
Even a spur won't help.
Lithium, potassium, astatine are circling before my eyes,
Help me, Mendeleev, put them in a row.
Sketch for a physics teacher.
1. Chemistry, of course, is an interesting science, but there is one science that every self-respecting modern young man should know. This is physics.
2. Well, you missed it! Moreover, our grandparents decided the question: should they be physicists or lyricists.
1. Well, I decided this question for myself. I can't be a physicist! This is such a responsible task!
2. But you still can’t live without physics!
1. Well, yes, you can’t even fix a computer without physics.
2. What a computer! You can't insert a light bulb!
1. Well, we won’t be physicists, that’s not scary. The main thing is to understand the essence of physical phenomena
2. But this is what Natalya Nikolaevna taught us!
Song to the tune of "Grenada"
We gained knowledge here in battles,
And the formulas just stuck in my teeth,
In your lessons we suddenly realized
That physics is the science of sciences!
Archimedes did not know and Faraday did not know,
That these laws are difficult for children,
But my class understood in your lessons:
It is impossible to live without physics now!
Graduates: We present this tough nut to physics teacher Natalya Nikolaevna Dudkina.
Sketch for a teacher on MHC.
1. Gentlemen at the ministry
Everyone decided together
What would it be without art, kids?
Will die in this world.
2. Come on, give us the answer here:
Do you like art or not?
Go quickly to the museum,
Look at everything carefully!
1. Hurry up for the opening day!
Watch a portrait, watch a landscape
And admire endlessly
The art of every creator.
2. MHC teacher!
You will smile at us a little,
Like the Mona Lisa through the ages
Smiles at us for now.
You served art faithfully,
The world of beauty was opened to us.
And we want to say now:
We loved you very much!
An alteration song for the graduation ceremony for the MHC teacher to the tune of “And you know, everything will still be!”
Graduates: you know, it will still happen!
We will draw such pictures,
And we’ll sculpt more sculptures,
And we compose music!
And it will all be beautiful!
And it can’t be otherwise,
After all, we now know how to do it,
You taught us this.
And there will be classicism and romanticism,
There will be Rococo and Baroque,
You've never seen anything like this before
And you will be proud of us!
And tell our children,
That we were the best
And, of course, they studied well,
And, simply, we are all talented!
MHC is a delight for us!
Once a week and it’s gone,
But you can’t learn beauty -
It's not good either
The certificate is ahead - do you understand?
Graduates: Dear Svetlana Viktorovna! Please accept this beautiful emerald as a gift from us as a piece of world artistic culture.
Sketch for a physical education teacher.
1. Guys, don’t forget that in addition to spiritual beauty, there is also physical beauty!
2. Our beloved Svetlana Borisovna always took care of her.
3. And about health too!
1. And many thanks to her for this!
Song to the tune of “Gymnastics” by Vysotsky
If you sleep sweetly in the morning,
It's time to go study
Don't frown in confusion!
Physical education will help you -
Maybe this and that, maybe
It will guarantee you a successful day!
Hands up, windows wide open -
This is simply incredible
Run, jump and gallop around the room!
Yes, besides, physical education
It will make your figure slim.
You, friends, always remember this!
Graduates: Dear Svetlana Borisovna! Accept this emerald nut as a symbol of the unity of the physical and spiritual.
Sketch for a biology teacher.
1. Julia, tell me honestly, were you a young person?
2. Oh, well, who wasn’t a youth in their youth?
1. Can you imagine, there are people who remain young for their entire lives!
2. What's wrong with that? How can you not love fauna and flora?
1. No, with our Nikolai Fedorovich we will also remain young people for the rest of our lives. Because it was he who showed us how fragile and beautiful this world is. World of wildlife!
Song to the tune of “The Daisies Hid”
Stamens-pistils, daisies-buttercups
We brought it to you in notebooks again and again.
You love your profession very much,
And the love you shared.
Invertebrates and vertebrates
We taught classes as best we could.
And the class of all-knowing mammals
I haven't forgotten about biology.
Graduates: Dear Nikolai Fedorovich! We present you with this emerald nut as a symbol of the science that we have learned together with you.
A sketch for a history teacher.
1. Yes, that’s how interesting it was at school. In biology, I fully realized myself as a mammal.
2. And then you come to history class and solve global historical problems. And you already realize that you are the creator of history!
1. And how many fascinating stories Maria Vasilievna and Irina Vasilievna told us during lessons!
2. And all these stories formed a big story - the History of the Fatherland and the History of Humanity.
Song to the tune of “Weather in the House”
What is our forecast for the world today?
Who became president this year?
And why is all of Asia with Europe?
Are the US following their lead?
Chorus:
Everything else is vanity.
She will always explain to us. (2 times).
What's the forecast? War or reform
Are we expected next year?
And even though I finish school here,
But I’ll come back again for the forecast.
Chorus:
The most important historian in school,
Everything else is vanity.
And everything that happens in the world
Disappears into the past without a trace. (2 times).
Graduates: Dear Irina Vasilievna and Maria Vasilievna, allow me to present you with small souvenirs as a souvenir.
Words of gratitude to the director and head teachers.
1. For ten years our school ship sailed towards this solemn moment and our director Yuri Alekseevich Kudryavtsev was invariably at the helm.
2. With a firm hand, he guided our ship forward. All these years we have been on the same team, and today, leaving school, we wish the director:
To the tune of “Your Honor, Lady Luck”
Your Honor, Mr. Director,
School management is a very important sector.
It’s easier to prove the theorem to children
How to get paint somewhere for the school.
I would like to sincerely wish you good luck,
So that you solve all the problems in life,
To make work more fun,
So that everything is okay in your personal life.
(presenting flowers to the director)
Graduates: It’s interesting, if we continue the analogy “school is a ship, the director is the captain,” then who will the head teachers be?
Graduates: Like by whom? Of course, by navigators who plot the ship’s course using the most modern methodological charts.
Graduates: And they are very knowledgeable, hardworking and responsible navigators. They come to school earlier than everyone else. And later than everyone else they leave.
Graduates: No one can hide or hide from them, because they are responsible for everything: for discipline, for lessons and for each of us!
Song to the tune of “Our service is both dangerous and difficult”
The service of deputies is dangerous and difficult for everyone
And at first glance it doesn’t seem to be visible.
If someone is somewhere with us sometimes
Skip school
So, you need to fight an invisible battle,
It’s always been destined for you by fate -
The service compels!
Graduates: Speaking about the school, about the teachers, today we cannot help but thank those people, without whom the school would not exist.
Poems about other school employees.
Big bow to wonderful people,
Which are always in the shadows.
We will remember them for a long time
Because they are kind.
For greeting me politely
Us in the wardrobe and in the foyer,
They washed us, they wiped away the dust,
We thank you doubly.
In school museums and in the first aid station,
And in the secretary's room
Friendly people
It was not in vain that they worked for us.
Because they fed us deliciously,
They gave us books to read,
We are sad to part with them
After all, you worked “for five.”
Forgive us for offending us
With harsh words we sometimes
All that you gave us in life,
It will remain in our hearts.
Ved.: An ancient, wonderful tradition -
A student hands you flowers.
At this moment your faces brighten,
At this moment you realize:
Your work was, of course, not in vain,
And sometimes it was hard for you,
But how wonderful it is -
Give yourself to your students!
(presenting flowers to teachers)
Graduates sing a song based on the song “Blue Car”.
The years of childhood quickly run into the distance,
Don't expect them to return.
Of course, it’s a pity that the years have flown away,
But the future will be no worse.
Good riddance, good riddance
The long way is creeping,
Unique years are behind us.
To everyone, everyone
Believe in good things
The best is yet to come!
Slowly the lessons float away into the distance,
Don't expect to meet them anymore.
And although we feel a little sorry for the past,
The institute is, of course, ahead!
Good riddance, good riddance
The past creeps
And it rests directly on the sky.
To everyone, everyone
Believe in the best
“All dreams will come true,” everyone is convinced.
Ding-ding-ding - the bell rings, says goodbye,
The school train is picking up speed.
Oh, what a pity that this day is ending,
Let it last for a whole year!
Good riddance, good riddance
The long way is creeping,
Unique years are behind us.
To everyone, everyone
Believe in good things
The best is yet to come!
Graduates: Dear teachers! We never issued orders and handed practically nothing to anyone. Only diaries for parents to sign.
Graduates: Let me break this tradition on this solemn day. So Order No. 1 of May 25, 2019 for secondary school No. 9. For courage, valor, heroism, perseverance and perseverance in eleven years of work, issue school teachers who worked in the final classes with certificates of successful completion of activities in especially dangerous conditions.
Graduates: Yes, you have to be able to withstand us for 11 whole years! Therefore, we have indicated in the certificate a list of specialties in which you, dear teachers, will be able to work if you suddenly decide to leave the teaching field without much effort. This is a fireman, investigator, inspector, rescuer, stuntman, nanny.
Graduates: Order No. 2. In connection with the successful completion of school and in order to present the school with a valuable gift, play black box with the director!
Graduates: Bring in the box! (a black box is brought in to the music) Dear Yuri Alekseevich! We follow the example of the famous Yakubovich and want to offer you all our diaries as a gift.
Graduates: This, of course, is a comic gift; in memory of our graduation, we want to give you this symbolic tree, on it are the very emerald nuts that we gnawed together with you, dear teachers!
Ved.: Today's holiday is coming to an end. But before the last bell rings, according to established tradition, graduates must take an oath of allegiance to their home school.
Ved.: Attention! Graduates of 2019! I ask everyone to stand up! The right to read the oath of allegiance to his native school is given to the silver medal contender Kudlay Artyom.
Graduate oath.
We, the 2019 graduates of secondary school No. 9 in Elizovo, solemnly swear:
- Be loyal to your school. We swear!
— Don’t forget your teachers and classmates. We swear!
— To achieve success in life so that our home school can be proud of us.
We swear! We swear! We swear!
Ved.: The most solemn moment of our holiday has come. Now the last bell will ring for you.
Ved.: The right to give the last call is granted to applicants for medals: F.I.
Graduates: The wind throws bird cherry trees at our windows - stars,
The fluffy bunches of lilacs breathe love.
The anticipation of happiness makes the soul freeze.
The music in the hall flows in a quiet wave.
Graduates: Tomorrow the wide doors to youth will open.
Life will test our truth and faith in practice.
Well, today we sing to the sound of a guitar,
And couples spin around to a simple melody.
Ved.: Our first waltz
Farewell waltz
We've been waiting for you...
Ved.: You give us
At the hour of farewell
Light sorrows.
Ved.: We will remember you
You won't grow old.
Ved.: You always sing a modest tune
You will warm our hearts.
Dancing couples perform a waltz.
Ved.: And one more surprise! Dear friends! You have grown up quickly, but for teachers and parents you will always remain children.
Ved.: And in childhood, my favorite holiday is birthday.
Ved.: Ten years ago, babies were born at our school. Today is their eleventh birthday.
(3 cakes are brought to the center with candles burning on them)
Ved.: There are already 11 candles burning on the birthday cakes. If you make a wish, it will definitely come true!
Ved.: Birthday boys, together with their class teachers, make a wish and blow out the candles! One two Three!
The song “Unfortunately, birthdays only come once a year” is played.
Ved.: And now we are taking the graduates to the school yard, where they will release balloons for good luck. Good luck, graduates, may all your dreams come true!
Ved.: Release colorful balloons into the sky,
Children's dreams, let them fly away.
You have become more serious now and you must
Dream bigger than you did even a year ago.
Ved.: Dream, achieve peace on earth,
So that the birds can fly and bloom in the spring.
Cool musical "Star Trek"
And I offer you another summary, which bears the second title “Through Thorns to the Stars.” Very musical and creative. Thanks to the site http://megapredmet.ru for the idea.
Procedure:
The entire 11th grade appears on stage and sings a remake song “Show must go on”
Sing golden rye, sing curly flax
Sing that this is The show must go on.
Well, here's the finish. The lesson is over
And soon our last call will be.
This is what we all look forward to.
All this time the school taught us
I taught you life, thank you all.
The hour has come. All paths are open to us now.
I'm going to the factory. I sew bags.
We are a family business
We'll sell onions on the highway
From Kamaz.
New faces will replace us
And this song will be sung in a new way
Well, it’s time for us to go,
It's time to take the Unified State Exam.
Goodbye teacher
Always mistakes for us
We are eloquence
They have always forgiven you.
Let sometimes
You gave us three
But we needed two!
Goodbye school!
Goodbye childhood!
Both the head teacher and the director
And sometimes strict teachers
Farewell!
Let's! The moment has come! We must get the highest score! Let's do it the old way! Give me pity! Cry! Cry so that everyone will cry!! The whole school!!! Let's!!!
And no matter how fate scatters us all over the earth,
We will believe that the hour will come again
And then he will tell us show must go on.
Let our descendants be worthy of us,
And we deserve them.
Farewell!
Without an announcement, let's speak to the director and head teachers.
The video starts showing (running through the offices; video after each subject number. In the video, one person runs after the company in stylish outfits in the style of the movie “Hipsters”).
1. History
Song about history lessons (under D. Bilan “This is how this world works”)
About famous people
Of course you may not know
But your roots
We shouldn't forget.
We'll know well
About someone else's and your own,
Let's live history
How to learn all this
Answer! Tell!
How to remember it all:
Stalin, Lenin and Khrushchev
The truth will always be needed.
Just believe me, you need a dorm,
We are rushing into politics
We will complete all the tests.
No choice
And we will find the answer.
Sketch “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire”
There are two students and a teacher on stage. The students do not listen, the teacher explains the topic:
— The periodic law is a fundamental law of nature, discovered by D.I. Mendeleev...So! Kiselev, repeat what I just said?
-...Well, Maryaya Ivanovna, I won’t need this in life, I’ll be an electrician!
15 years have passed
Studio of the program “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire”, presenter:
— And I remind you that our guest is an electrician from Novokuznetsk and a question for 4 million rubles. Who discovered the periodic law?
- *long thoughts* Well, let it be Newton!
- This is not the correct answer!
— Bliiiiin
- Correct answer ….
- Fuck it, it won’t be useful in life anyway!
3) Biology
Chugging Song (Winnie the Pooh):
Leeches preserved in alcohol - no problem!
The environment is fine - yes, yes, yes!
Let's dig up all the flowers and plant them in pots!
Cure sick kidneys - nonsense!
We have always loved biology!
Cro-Magnons were found - yes, yes, yes!
Fleas, lice and cockroaches,
Monkeys and bananas -
We will remember those lessons forever!
4) Foreign language
The English language is poetic.
Isn't it true, our dear teacher?
Favorite Present and Future
We know better and better!
The inflection of verbs is close to us.
We think this way in English.
Respect you today!
You are definitely the best, our teacher!
5) Computer Science
A girl is crying in a machine gun (E. Osin)
A girl is crying in the office -
I didn’t pass computer science...
Fell on the Internet
I couldn't connect.
Fell on the Internet
I couldn't connect.
She looks askance at the “spur”
If only she could figure it out,
Where are the floppy disks, where are the monitors,
Where are the floppy disks, where are the monitors,
Where is the processor and where is the display.
She was told to create a program
But she can't understand
Which button should she press?
How can she boot Windows?
Which button should she press?
How can she boot Windows?
6) Geography
Scene “Sit down and stand up”
All students sit quietly, with their eyes on the floor. The teacher enters with a roar.
Teacher: Stand up, bandits! Sit down, bandits! Stand up, bandits! Sit down, bandits! Two for inattention! (the student from the third desk sat down and got up at the wrong time)
Teacher: Who's missing?
Student: And... and... And...
Teacher: Ivanov is not there? Two for Ivanov!
Student: And... And... And...
Teacher: No needle?! Two Needles!
Student: And... And... And...
Teacher: And you’re two so you don’t stutter! Who is the head of the stream?! (student stands up) What a face! Two! I'll check my homework. You, blond, have solved one hundred and twenty test tasks?!
Student: No
Teacher: Two! And you, brunette?
Student: Yes.
Teacher: You're lying! I copied it from him!
Points to the student on the last desk.
Teacher: And now I will ask you! Hang on, bandits! Here you are, from the last desk, to the blackboard!
The student, trembling, comes out, stands at the board, spreads his legs, and raises his hands up.
Teacher: Are there any cheat sheets?!
Student: No.
Teacher: Maybe there is after all?!
Student: No.
Teacher: Or is there?
Student: No.
Teacher: So, I didn’t prepare! Two!!! There are ten seconds left until the end of the lesson. We'll do a lot of testing. Whoever solves twenty out of ten problems will receive three. The rest are two! Hand out the leaves! Collect leaves! Stand up, bandits! Sit down, bandits! Stand up, bandits! Sit down, bandits! Stand up, bandits! And if this happens again, then everyone will go to the dean’s office! Sti! Pen! Di! AND!
According to the syllables, students take their seats. On the last syllable, a student from the back desk falls to the floor.
Sketch “Technician and Humanist”
A humanities specialist and a technician are sitting in a physics office.
A technician calms a sobbing humanitarian
G. - I will never be able to prepare for this test!
T. - Don’t worry so much, I’m sure it’s not that scary, at least you know some things in physics! It's very simple, let me help you! Here is the problem book, read the first question.
G- Current strength.. Oh, it’s written incorrectly here, not “current”, but only..
T.- Power toooka!
G-Okay, let it be, after all, I’m not taking a Russian exam! Current strength is measured in Hegenz meters.
T-So, did you teach at all? Have you at least learned Einstein's fundamental law?
G. *shaking his head like “no” *- Yeah..
T- Write it on the board! Write. “Energy..*The humanist is worried*..energy is the letter e!
*The humanist writes a small “e”*
T- Big f!!
*The humanist writes the same letter, only in an enlarged size*
T- Yes, capital “e”!
*Humanitarian corrects*
T-“E” is equal.. Write “Energy is equal”, equalooo! *Angrily* Why are you writing in cursive? For what?! How is equal indicated? How? How do we denote equal? Parallel lines are denoted equal! Yes, not vertical! Horizontal! Energy equals mass “m” times “c”
*humanitarian doesn’t understand*
T- Multiply by “c”! We don't know the letter "ts"? The letter "C"!!
*Humanitarian writes Russian ts*
T *In wild rage* - Not the Russian “ts”! And the Latin “c”, Latin! Russian "es"! No “uh”, just “sy”!!
*humanitarian writes “sy”*
T- So be it, squared!
*humanitarian draws a square on the entire board*
T-WHAT? What are you doing? The letter "c" is squared! Two in the corner! There's a deuce in the corner!
*humanitarian draws a two in the corner of the board*
T- PASS! There shouldn't be a deuce in this corner! Let's think..! We have many options where there can be a deuce!
*the humanities scholar begins to write in other corners*
T-IIiii past again! *Throwing the problem book off the table* You will never write this test!
8) Mathematics
Scene "Gopniks"
Two gopniks come onto the stage and a guy meets them.
Mr.1: Hey, listen, function, come on over here!
*guy panics*
P: Excuse me, are you telling me this?
Mr.2: Come on, come on, move the logarithms!
P: *stammering* Hello.
Mr.1: Hey, root, take out your mobile phone!
P: I don’t have...
Mr. 1 and 2: Whoa whoa!
Mr.2: Can we share you without a trace?
*idiotic laugh*
Mr.1: Hey, hypotenuse, it doesn’t work like that!
Mr.2: No big deal, you have the diameter of the ball, maybe you should bend the cone?
*Laughter*
Mr. 1: Let’s break the catangens with a tangent?
Mr.2: Or maybe from his feet to the point of extremum PUM!?
*Laughter*
Mr.1: Yes, he will bisect us!
Mr.2: Yes, you will discriminate against us! Understood?
P: Of course, I understand, hold on *gives phone in panic*
1 and 2: VO! KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
9) Choreography
Song-remake for “Chocolate Bunny”
Every person is reasonable
He knows that the law is harsh!
And therefore we are aware
Jurisprudence fundamentals!
The Constitution was taught
The declaration has been read.
Our teacher tried
So that we take into account the mistakes!
Don't let everyone become a lawyer
Not everyone has the right to have a “five”,
Still, we are specialists,
And ready to prove it!
Which of life's collisions
We will always find a way out!
Problem of any complexity
We'll sort it out according to the law!
We love laws
We respect laws
And we know in advance:
What if you are friends with the right,
Then you don’t worry about anything -
It won't let you down! – (2 rubles)
11) Literature
Scene "Essays"
HOST: Let’s introduce the Ministry of Education and Science. At one of the meetings.
Table. Four people in jackets and glasses (business attire).
NOTE: It is possible to perform this skit with the participation of teachers.
OFFICIAL 1: Dear colleagues, the agenda of our meeting today: topics for final essays. As they say, not a day without education reform. From there (points upward) a signal was received - they say that the topics about Bolkonsky and Natasha Rostova are outdated. Today's schoolchildren are no longer interested in this.
OFFICIAL 2: Why didn’t previous generations of schoolchildren ask about this?
OFFICIAL 1: Well, you know, Tamara Vasilievna, different times, different morals. For today's meeting, I asked everyone to study magazines, newspapers, television shows and prepare proposals for new topics. So, let's get started.
OFFICIAL 3: Let me start. I internally disagree with many things, but as they say, “everything is for the students.” And so, “The Image of the Motherland in Nikita Mikhalkov’s work “Dead Man’s Bluff””; “Philosophical motives of the lyrics of “Quest Pistols””; “The image of Turgenev’s girl using the example of Paris Hilton”; “The beauty of the Russian soul in the program “Sex with Anfisa Chekhova””; ““Field of Miracles” as the greatest monument of ancient Russian history”; “Woe from Wit as a Non-Existent Problem in the Reality Show “Dom-2””; “The Tale of Igor’s Campaign. Revelation by N. Koroleva about I. Nikolaev’s mistresses”; Exposing a criminal society in the works of Marianna Maksimovskaya.
OFFICIAL 1: Not bad. Come on, you.
OFFICIAL 4: “The Master and Margarita in the program “Marriage Fiction” (DTV)”; “Comparative characteristics of Doctor Zhivago and Doctor House”; “The spiritual evolution of Stas Piekh at the Star Factory”; “The theme of homeland and nature in Timati’s work”; “Dead souls or a collective image of the target audience of the TV3 channel”; “Depiction of the local nobility in the works of Timur Kizyakov”; “Poems, poems and thoughts of S.V. Shnurov"; "Pechorin and Urgant as heroes of their time."
OFFICIAL 1: The latter is especially strong. Well, Tamara Vasilievna, what will please you?
OFFICIAL 2: “The problem of humanism of the NTV channel”; “Oblomovism as the driving force behind “The Shop on the Sofa””; “Letter from Evgeny Onegin in “What? Where? When?""; “The harsh truth of life in the works of Gleb Pyanykh (“Maximum”)”; “The problem of active resistance to evil in the Test Purchase program”; “The tragedy of the individual, family, people on the Domashny TV channel”; “The problem of education on the Bibigon TV channel”; “Crime and Punishment in the Hour of Court program”; “Depiction of nature by the author in the program “Bad Notes””; “The theme of people’s suffering in the program “Play the Accordion, My Darling”.”
OFFICIAL 1: Well, that’s nice, we’re handing over the documents. And tomorrow we will rewrite the mathematics textbook: include the calculation of mortgages, telephone loans and discounts from discount centers.
12) Russian language
Song-remake “Education revolution”
There are no rules unknown to us
There are no uninteresting books
Don't listen to others on the Unified State Exam
Education revolution
Go to the Unified State Exam with confidence
After all, the teacher cares
What will you get in the end?
Education revolution
Here's to a new age of change
It has more tests than those
Couldn't always understand
What didn't we do?
Teachers helped
Days and years flew by
This world has changed
He has become completely different now
Like a nightmare from our dreams
New crazy tests live in it
New, new.
13) Physical education (dance to “Morning Exercises”).
14) Parting words to parents.
15) Word to the class teacher.
16) Transfer of the key to the 10th grade.
Leading: We will light a candle now
And we will tell you our wishes.
Let the fire of this candle
Brighten up the bitterness of parting!
Teachers:
1. We wish you happiness, joy, smiles,
2. Great success and good luck in everything
3. May fate protect you from mistakes,
4. After all, life presents us with so many tasks.
5. May you never encounter grief
6. So that your home is filled with joy,
7. May happiness, limitless as the sea,
8. Always accompanies you in everything
9. I wish that happiness smiles on you,
10. So that life passes easily,
11. So that only good things remain in life,
12. The bad has gone far, far away.
13. More joy, less sorrow,
14. Good health and bright days.
15. Love and tenderness until old age
16. And the respect of your friends.
17. I want to wish that life does not end,
18. Trouble and sadness did not meet on the way
19. Great happiness, great friends,
20. Health, success and holidays!
21. Eternal paradise, endless happiness,
22. Best friend in need,
23. A cheerful life, new joy,
24. Meet good people.
25. We wish you health, warmth and goodness
26. May all failures burn to the ground.
27. In order to live without bothering, I had to live up to a hundred years,
28. Let everything that has not yet come true come true.
29. I wish you not to lose your cheerfulness,
30. Never lose heart in any trouble.
31. And then life will give you a high five
32. Opening the rainbow above you.
33. I still want to wish you
34. Noble creative impulses,
35. Don’t go to the doctor with your heart -
36. Instead of drops of love poems for you.
37. So that everyone can be carefree tomorrow,
38. Someone must be vigilant today.
39. I wish you not to let your friends down,
40. Be a support to those who are connected with you.
41. What more could I wish for?
42. Let your life be sung like a song.
43. Even in the heat, and in the cold, and in the blizzard
44. Only kindness flows from the heart
Final song from "Hipster"
Don't drive us out of school, friends.
We will definitely miss you...
After all, we can't do it anymore
It's time to repeat
Well, if it becomes sad, we will meet friends who are no longer here...
We say goodbye to her today.
We thought we had at least 5 more years left,
We thought we had enough time to study and walk,
But now I see your back, don’t be bored at the institute,
Wait, stay for at least a day
School, goodbye.
Goodbye, good friend
School, goodbye...
We're leaving suddenly
School, goodbye...
We're leaving without saying goodbye
We're leaving by chance
So goodbye, dear friend
School, goodbye...
We know it's not all bad
We have a hard time conquering fear
Thank you, dear, beloved school,
That's how you raised us.
Let's remember these faces and this day, and this May...
And may love protect us all.
Goodbye school...
Goodbye, good friend
School, goodbye...
We're leaving suddenly
School, goodbye...
We're leaving without saying goodbye
We're leaving by chance
So goodbye, dear friend
School, goodbye...
You can also select and develop scenarios in the style of traveling through countries, or Seventeen Moments of Spring. The event called “Scarlet Sails” remains popular. The main thing is to leave the traditional moments, not forgetting to ring the last bell and dance the waltz. I wish you a great Last Call 2019! I wish the graduates good luck in passing the exams and conquering the heights of adult life.
A thoroughly thought-out holiday program must be complemented by beautiful decoration. And balloons in this matter are the best solution, always a win-win and affordable option for any event. With their help, you can quickly and effectively transform even the most dull room, add color and childish playfulness to it, not to mention thematic compositions with a well-played plot. They will certainly delight both schoolchildren and parents and teachers.
Balloons and colorful compositions made from them must be used to decorate the stage where the festive performance will take place. The main areas for decoration are the backdrop, the wings and the edge of the stage. The choice of decorations should be made taking into account whether there will be a static screen in the center. If yes, then the decorations in his area should be simple and not distract attention (flowers, stars). At the same time, the backstage can be decorated more brightly, for example, with fountains, bouquets, life-size figures of graduates, the edge can be decorated with a wicker garland or thematic compositions.
If the center of the backdrop is free, then it is better to put all the emphasis on it. As decorations, you can use volumetric panels, arches, helium chains, and a bell. In this case, the backstage can be decorated more modestly, for example, with flowers, small fountains, and the edge of the stage cannot be decorated at all or draped with fabric.
It’s good when the elements present on stage have their continuation in the hall. For example, curtains, a path between the rows, and an entrance area are decorated in the same style. Here you can choose simpler jewelry, but the main thing is that they are in harmony with each other and create a single image.
In addition to the stage, it would be nice to decorate the halls leading to the assembly hall and the stairs if it is located on the second floor. Fountains and helium chains are also suitable here. On the railing you can attach a twisted garland or flowers, bouquets, and other compositions in a chaotic manner.
If your budget allows, you can install arches in the foyer and corridors, and decorate the ceilings with balloon clouds, a figurine of the sun, or a flock of flying inflatable pigeons.
It is also important to decorate the front entrance to the school and the entrance area inside, so that children feel the holiday from the very threshold. Traditionally, arches are used here or a twisted garland is fixed along the opening. On the sides you can install fountains, life-size figures, stands with large balls on which it is written: “Goodbye, school!”
If you plan to launch balloons, and this is mandatory, since today almost no last bell rings without this deeply rooted and beloved tradition by children, then you can decorate the school yard: install an arch, a bell on the stand, and figures of schoolchildren. It is better to choose voluminous, densely made compositions, or structures on a frame, so that the wind or other vagaries of the weather do not damage the decorations. For the same reason, exterior decoration cannot be done several days in advance.
You can launch not only single helium balloons with ribbons. The launch of bouquets or an inflatable figure tied to a bunch of balloons, for example, a voluminous bell, looks interesting. Launching from the net will also be spectacular. At the same time, 300, or even 1000 balls rise into the sky, while 100 - 150 can be launched from your hands.
Last call: interesting designer ideas
But the Internet seems to be full of photos and video materials for decorating the last call with your own hands; only a qualified decorator can decorate the holiday in an original, stylish way, without unnecessary details.
Our decor workshop professionally designs school events:
- specialists from Anastasia Danilova’s studio always follow fashion and new products in aerodesign and actively implement them into their work;
- for the last call we can offer many interesting and unhackneyed ideas, even traditional elements will look fresh and original;
- For those who want to decorate their holiday in an unusual way, we develop individual designs, for example, themed decorations in the style of “Hipsters,” “Retro,” “Oscar,” etc.
Decorators from our studio participate in international aerodesign festivals and win prizes. Last year's achievement was 1st place in the major league at the BACI 2014 festival in Italy.
In our projects we use the widest variety of materials:
- helium balloons;
- glossy, matte, foil;
- frame and frameless structures;
- inflatable figures, numbers, letters;
- surprise balloon, launch balloons, reset balloons and much more.
If you have any interesting ideas for the last call, graduation, other event, or you need something exclusive, we will be happy to take on the project. The only thing we ask is that you place your order in advance. There are more than 1,500 schools in Moscow that require the services of designers on the same date. We physically won’t have time to do the registration for everyone. Do not put off your order until later, and you will receive the best conditions for cooperation!
Graduation decoration Making the last call Launching balls
A very successful and interesting scenario, which reveals the importance of the call - from the birth of a person and throughout his life.
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Last call 2015 - script
(Fanfare sounds; two presenters appear)
Presenter 1:
Colored with smiles and flowers
Green May,
We admire you in the morning
The shine of the sun.
Affectionate over us
The blue of the heavenly tent.
Presenter 2:
It is a holiday today
Joyful, cheerful:
The difficult one is over,
Long school year.
Didn't come to class
guys to school -
Hear the holiday bell.
Presenter 1:
And this holiday
As always, the last one
For those who are the most
The eldest among us.
Presenter 2:
Applause!
They march victoriously
Graduates! Grade 11.
Class teacher of the 11th grade Gruzdova Oksana Vladimirovna.
- Serious, responsible, handsome, “Admiral” of our children's association - Vlad Pichugin.
- Chirping, cheerful, fragile, a little mischievous, nice and kind - Kristina Chernoivanenko.
- Gentle, easy-going, nice, conscientious, responsible, it’s not for nothing that they say about him that he has “golden hands”, hardworking, like a real owner - Alexander Babin.
- An unsurpassed singer, talented, creatively gifted, beautiful, sweet - Poberezhnaya Elizabeth.
- Laconic, calm, tall and stately, - Sergey Yakovlev.
- Just recently she was a wonderful stranger to us, but now we know that she is capable, persistent, moderately erudite, self-possessed and reliable – Anastasia Alekseenko.
- Hardworking, reliable, a real man in the house, a little stubborn - Sergey Bychenko.
- Calm, friendly, thrifty, hardworking and kind – Natalya Butsenko.
- Unpredictable, inventive, businesslike, adventure-lover, merry fellow and joker - Vasev Kirill.
Presenter 1:
Graduates of the 9th grade.
(music sounds, graduates come out)
Class teacher of the 9th grade Chaikina Lyudmila Ivanovna.
- Cheerful, humorous, carefree, talkative, lively and restless - Denis Khasanov.
- Tall and slender, self-confident, with a sense of humor - Alexander Fedorenko.
- A little grumpy, not liking haste and unnecessary fuss, cheerful and purposeful - Varnavsky Pavel.
- As an adult, reasonable, calm, reliable, responsible and fair - Egor Garmashev.
- Tactful, delicate, serious, but never against healthy humor, sporty and economical, the subject of girls' dreams and tears - Terekhov Alexander.
1 VED . The main song of the country
We hear it again and again.
It sounds from south to north,
And everyone’s heart beats like that!
2 VED . In it is the glory of the Fatherland, the glory of the people,
What is strengthened by the union,
It grows year by year.
1 VED . We walk through life with the main song,
We are proud of the country, we believe and wait -
Years will give us dreams come true
For the happiness of the people, love, beauty!
2 VED . School! Attention! Stand still during the Russian Anthem!
(Anthem of the Russian Federation)
1 VED . Today is the day of farewell to childhood
What could be more touching?!
Let me come here, to this place.
Invite the school principal.
2 ACT. The floor is given to the director of our school, Planida, Lyudmila Alekseevna.
GRADUATES' RESPONSE
To our beloved woman,
Who has conscience, intelligence and honor,
These poems are ready
Today we read.
Lyudmila Alekseevna,
Our director is wonderful,
You warm our hearts
A smile, a clear look.
We love you for your severity,
For your kindness,
For knowledge, patience,
Sincerity, simplicity.
We wish you good health
And for many, many years,
May you live happily,
They didn’t know grief or trouble.
They give flowers to the school principal.
VED. On our holiday
It is not that simple
Present here
Distinguished guests!
VED. The floor is given______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
1st presenter.
School native administration….
Her job is not easy...
It's not work that's all about worry...
But, clearly knowing my business,
They do not age, neither in soul nor in body.
They will break through squalls and dust storms.
In spite of the bad weather and the entire inspection.
2nd presenter.
A good word is not an order
The head teachers will read it for you.
The head teachers come out.
1st head teacher
You, our dear children,
You are leaving the Temple of Science,
Where everyone lived for so many years
Yes, they became related to each other.
We were also nannies for you,
We are following you, and with gingerbread,
Like, take a bite of this, little one,
Everything will form itself.
2nd head teacher
Time just went by, time flew by,
And the gingerbread didn’t help,
Just right here a little twig
Use as directed.
Sweet gingerbread and a twig -
These are all magical gifts,
Those little things serve faithfully
Helped to educate.
How proud we are of these young people,
We admire the girls
Everyone is standing here worthy
With such smart faces.
1 head teacher
If you no longer need gingerbread,
Without need and a twig,
You'll save them for now
For my dear children.
Choose the right path
The nannies will wish you
Let everyone be a Tsarevich,
Or Elena the Beautiful.
The head teachers give the presenters gingerbread and twigs.
GRADUATES' RESPONSE:
- We really want to say “thank you”
And from the bottom of my heart I wish you
In matters of success, happiness in life,
Create, dream and prosper.2. Ideas, achievements, new plans
And only moving forward.
Let work in our school
It will only bring you joy!
(GIVING FLOWERS TO DEPARTMENT TEACHERS)
1 VED . Our dear graduates, dear boys and girls! Yes Yes! This is how your teachers have addressed you every morning, spring, winter and fall, for the past few years.
2 ACT. Every day six times you stood up from your desks to greet them... You asked them thousands of questions and received thousands of answers. You solved problems and wrote cheat sheets...
1 VED. And now all this comes to an end. You can breathe a sigh of relief - now no one will call you to the board at the most inopportune moment, no one will reprimand you for not having spare shoes...
2 ACT. In a few minutes, the last school bell in your life will ring for you. The bell... You waited for it, now with hope, now with joy, then sighed when he called you to class again.
1 VED. You know... (name of the presenter), I suddenly thought that, in principle, the entire human life can be divided into several periods, separated from each other by calls. Let's try to remember... many, many years ago, in September, or maybe in May, or maybe in July, your first call came...
SCENE “MATERNITY HOUSE”
2 Presenter And then children's everyday life began. Every day at seven in the morning the alarm clock rang and your mothers woke you up to take you to kindergarten. (Starts the alarm clock.)
The alarm clock rings.
Miniature “KINDERGARTEN”
Children sit in kindergarten and boast:
- And I have my mother’s eyes and my grandmother’s ears!
- And I have my dad’s hair and my grandpa’s nose!
- And I have my mother’s teeth and my father’s posture!
- And I have... my older brother’s tights!
– Mom, today I realized that I am one hundred percent ready to have children.
- ?????????? (silent question)
– If I have children, I will name them Roma and Kostya. And I don’t even consider girls.
– I’m inspired today, I’ll paint.
“Daughter, then take off your smart blouse, otherwise you’ll get it dirty.”
- How? Inspiration?
The girl is crying loudly.
- Daughter, what happened? Why are you crying?
Daughter, through tears:
- Go away, mom. I’m not for you, I’m crying for dad...
1 Presenter:
And then the first school bell rang. And school days began. Your teachers met you for the first time. Remember how it was?
1 GRADUATE.
Do you remember many years ago,
When I first entered school,
The teacher greeted you here with a warm look,
You sat down at your desk and opened a new textbook.
2 GRADUATE.
May the days, may many years pass,
His work will not be lost without a trace.
3 GRADUATE.
4 GRADUATE.
And understand the beauty of nature.
5 GRADUATE.
He put so much effort into us, foolish ones.
6 GRADUATE.
And no one has forgotten his kindness!
7 GRADUATE.
Teacher first, we love you very much!
We invite you to this stage now!
2nd presenter.
The floor is given to your first teachers - Zinaida Dmitrievna Vlasenko....
1st presenter.
……and Debela Larisa Vladimirovna.
The first teachers say parting words to the students of the 11th and 9th grades, remembering what they were like in the first grade. Graduates give them flowers
2 Presenter:
Today is a holiday not only for you. We still have heroes of the occasion who have completed their first school year - these are first-graders. For them, your last call is also very important and significant. Let's invite them, since our 1st grade this year is very... compact.... the guys from the 2nd and 3rd grades will help them.
(The music “BLUE CAR” plays, first-graders enter)
1 Presenter: Our kids also prepared a congratulatory speech. Let's give them the floor.
(Children's performance).
1. TANYA: On a sunny morning for the first time
I came to study in first grade!
I will try to find out everything
So that you can get straight A's later!
- IVAN: Someday I will shave too,
I’ll tie a tie like an adult.
I'm eleven years old and still studying.
And today I have a speech for you:
I wish you success and victories!
May you get a lucky ticket.
3.ALYONA: At the exam in her last class
I think we will be aces too!
4. SONYA: Dear beautiful girls!
Cute and cool boys!
The sciences are already full of cones!
And my hands already have calluses!
5. MAXIM: The moment of liberation is approaching
From boring studying
From formulas, graphs, ions.
From blueprints and chromosomes
Yes, and from chemistry too.
And the story is double.
6. DEMID: We understand all of you very much.
We love and respect you!
No need to be sad! What kind of fashion?
Long live Madame Liberty!
All: Hurray! Hooray! Hooray!
7. GOLD: Long, long years of study
You gnawed the granite of school science,
We give a gift,
He will kill all germs
And it will strengthen weak teeth!
(presented with a SYMBOLIC GIFT)
Presenter:
In addition to your memorable first call, you remember elementary school for the fact that you began to actively master the art of talking on the phone, because it was at this time that your first mobile phones began to appear.
And most often you called those who were worried and cared about you, worried and worried - you called your relatives...
(thumbnails – telephone conversations with parents and relatives – 2-3 pcs.)
My daughter is a first grader. Asks:
- Mom, hello, we don’t study tomorrow! Mom, what kind of holiday is this – May Day?
- Labor Day.
- Me too! Well, you adults, give... found something to celebrate!
- Hello, mom, my tooth is shaking.
- It’s okay, ..... - this tooth will fall out, and a new one will grow.
A child with hope in his voice:
- Gold?
Dad, hello, can you help me with my essay?
Come on, what's the topic?
Theme is HAPPINESS.
Eh, son, when you grow up, you meet a woman as wonderful as our mother, you get married, then you will know what happiness is.
Is it true?
True, son... But it will be too late...
Mommy, hello! You can speak?
Yes, sure. How was your morning in class?
Oh, mom, we had such an interesting competition - the boys swaddled dolls!
Well?
Oh, ma, they are real men! THEY CAN'T KNOW ANYTHING!
Hello, dad, are you still in the village? Buy me a new atlas!
- Son, tell your geography teacher that I see no point in buying you a new atlas until the situation in the world becomes clearer. Let's work on contour maps for now!
Presenter (imitates a phone conversation):
Hello! Hello! No, you are not late at all, on the contrary, your call is very opportune... Of course, come over, don’t be shy... Your speech will be very, very appropriate..
Your relatives called, asking to speak. Shall we give it?
(exit of younger brothers and sisters - background SMALL COUNTRY)
- KATYA: I'm incredibly rich
Fate gave a brother
Troubles and squabbles don't matter
If there is a shoulder nearby
- VARYA: I want to tell everyone again -
Brother is my own blood
Before the people and people -
Me and my brother - we are not alone!
- STEPAN: Together we are - and it will be so
It’s easier for us to carry our banner!
As children we played
Looking for adventure!
- NASTYA: A new life will begin,
My beloved brother, hold on!
Be a hundred times stronger
I believe you can do anything, brother!
- LYOSHA: The difference between us is five years,
But over the years these lines become thinner.
We are growing up... our friendship is the light
We are even more drawn to each other! - LENA: You call me “little sister,” I call him “sister.”
Outwardly, you and I are very similar!
And character, life principle,
Just like faces... they get confused too - TANYA: You taught me to draw,
The letters should be written in a beautiful font.
You taught singing and dancing;
Be beautiful, fashionable, stylish. - KIRILL: We are growing up. You are in your prime.
I'm catching up with you, as before.
As a junior, I really need your advice.
I listen and heed wisdom. - LENA: Life runs, flows in a thin stream...
And when we grow old with you,
Always call me "little sister"
I am your “sister” and “sister”!!!
SONG OF THE SIBLINGS
KATYA: Moms and dads care.
It's time to think about the main thing.
ALYONA: Weigh everything, discuss, decide -
Who are you destined to be in life?
KIRILL: Work or study.
Or maybe just get married.
LENA: Decide for yourself. And now:
We will tell you all:
All:
Good morning!
NASTYA: Our beloved, school says goodbye to you,
We all cannot calm the anxiety in our hearts!
Please accept a current gift from us - a handkerchief,
So that they can wipe away tears of sorrow and joy!
GIVE GIFTS, handkerchiefs, leave
1 Graduate.
Good fathers, dear mothers,
We completed the program at school,
We will argue and worry,
It's a pity that our wishes do not coincide.
2 Graduate.
Parents know, and children know:
Happiness is only good in the world,
Everyone chooses happiness in their own way,
If parents understand us...
1st presenter.
The floor is given to parents of graduates.
(GRADUATE SONG, flowers to parents)
1 Presenter:
The parents of our graduates were worried... no joke - the child’s last call. By the way, (...), I’m wondering, how many calls did our guys receive during their 11 years of study? Do you know by any chance?
2 Presenter:
- Over the 11 years of your education within the walls of the school, 25,012 bells rang for you, 12,506 lessons were taught by our wonderful teachers for graduates.
1st graduate.
Today we have gathered for the most
The hardest lesson in life
It's our last one today
And he gathered all the items into a ball.
2nd graduate.
And I became a little sad,
Someone is nervously crumpling a handkerchief,
We answer verbally today,
All tests have expired.
3rd graduate.
We look anxiously, timidly
In the faces of dear teachers,
We remember how subtly, skillfully
We were taught to live outside of our roles.
4th graduate.
In the classroom, as in the arena,
They tamed the obstinate rakes,
How insults were forgiven, and to the topic
They aroused keen interest.
5th graduate.
We assure you that we will not forget you,
Let us carry gratitude in our hearts,
And when our children grow up,
We will bring them to you to learn!
6th graduate.
Last lesson and last call.
Today is farewell to my dear school,
And let her studies end,
They will remain in my memory for a long time...
TOGETHER:
OUR FAVORITE TEACHERS!!!
(“surprise” - video, after - teachers are invited to the stage)
(The song “Half of a Heart” is performed; teachers sing verse 1, verse 2 is sung by graduates)
Verse 1:
Soon, soon, soon we will say goodbye to you,
You won't come to class for lessons
Time, time, time - how many years have flown by,
Very soon you will understand this.
Draw the middle of the heart with a white stripe.
Soon you'll leave, but leave it to school
Half, half of myself.
Chorus:
Leave half your heart to the school.
Take half of your heart with you
Give us your smiles, children.
Well, we will forget all your mistakes.
Verse 2:
What, what, what - treacherous heart
There was too much of it, we thought.
Our, our, our restless heart
In life as an adult it already turned out
Childhood flew far, far away to a foreign land
To all teachers and our beloved school
Leave half the heart.
Chorus:
We will leave half of our hearts to school
We'll take half of our heart with us
We'll take all our mistakes with us
Well, we give you smiles as a souvenir.
(Graduates bring out a heart-shaped cake and present it to the teachers, each teacher - a heart-shaped ball and a bouquet of flowers)
TOGETHER:
Thank you!
- For the fact that you were always with us,
- And let the years fly by,
- You are in our hearts forever!
1 Presenter:
Look, graduates, your cool mothers are standing there.
With smiles, worries and kind hearts,
We protected you, stubborn ones, from many adversities,
They taught us to be honest and certainly not mean.
2 Presenter: The floor is given to the class teachers of the graduates.
Today, each of you stands here at the crossroads. Someone will choose the road leading to wealth and fame, someone will probably go to power...
(Approaches the signpost. In the center there is a signpost on which hang a bell and signs with the words: “Good”, “Wealth”, “Honour”, “Power”, “Love”, “Hope”, “Prestige” etc.) For example, where would you like to go, what to do in this adult life? (Interviews several graduates
The phonogram of the song “The Road of Good” plays.
Song of the class teachers
(RESPONSE WORD – SKETCH – GRADUATES, SONG “GIVING WARMTH TO US”)
1 Presenter: Our dear graduates, your 11th and 9th school years passed unnoticed, fun and interesting... And each of you will probably have many, many more calls.
2 Presenter: Maybe it will be the bell of the first theater premiere, or your first school bell as a teacher, or the bell of the trolleybus that you will drive along the route.
1 Presenter:
Or maybe it will be a wake-up call: “Rota, get up!”
2 Presenter:
Or it will be a telephone call with which they will congratulate you, informing you that, based on the election results, you have become the President of the Russian Federation.
1 Presenter:
Each of you will probably still have all this... And today - the bell rings, announcing the end of your school studies.
2 Presenter:
But this same call today means your entry onto the road to adulthood. What it will be depends on you.
1 Presenter: School years are already behind us.
The last bell is about to ring.
All that remains is to pass the exams,
And you can safely begin your adult life.
2 Presenter: There are only a few seconds left until the Last Bell, which will announce the beginning of your last lesson, and this lesson will continue for the rest of your life.
(METRONOME)
1 Presenter: The right to give the Last Bell of 2015 is granted to 11th grade student Vlad Pichugin and 1st grade student Tatyana Tishchenko.
1 Presenter: Graduates, remember the order of your class teachers - no matter what path you choose, no matter what goal you see at its end, always follow the path of good...
2 Presenter: Well, we, we will be waiting for your calls... Call, call. Let your calls tell us and the whole world about your good deeds and your victories. And come to school, because this is where all good roads begin.
(SONG – 8TH GRADE GIRLS, after the 1st verse and chorus, graduates leave)
(Performed. song to the melody “The song remains with the person.”
1 verse
May you leave school today.
Happy years lie ahead.
Just never forget school
School is your faithful friend forever
Chorus:
Through the years, across the distances,
On any road, on any side,
You say to the school: “Goodbye”
School doesn't say goodbye to you.
(Graduates come out)
1 Ved. And now we are taking the graduates to the school yard, where they will release balloons for good luck.
2 Ved. Good luck, graduates, may all your dreams come true!
1 Ved. Release colorful balloons into the sky,
Children's dreams, let them fly away.
You have become more serious now and you must
Dream bigger than you did even a year ago.
2 Ved. Dream, achieve peace on earth,
So that the birds can fly and bloom in the spring.
So that our native land prospers with us.
So that no one forgets their parents.
1 Ved. Let the balloons fly, let the children dream,
Bright dreams, fabulous colors.
Well, today you, having become graduates,
Release a fireworks display of balloons into the sky.
SCENE “MATERNITY HOUSE”
Table, lamp, telephone. The doctor on duty does a manicure.
The phone rings.
Man:
Hello! Is this a maternity hospital?
Doctor:
Yes... I'm listening to you.
Man:
My last name is Varnavsky. Tell me, has my wife given birth?
Doctor:
Just a minute (looks at notes). Comrade Varnavsky, you say? Congratulations! You're having a boy. Handsome, rosy, well-fed, healthy and very reminiscent of the sun. By the way, what kind of child do you have?
Man:
First.
Doctor:
Keep in mind: new in our maternity hospitalpromotion : if you have twins, thirdbaby you get it for FREE!!!
Horns.
Call.
Doctor:
Poberezhnaya ? Grandmother? Congratulations, you're having a girl! She has an amazing voice. We had to insert double frames - the glass would burst from her scream... Keep in mind that the next glass replacement will be at your expense, otherwise they've set up a whole philharmonic here, you know...
Terekhov ? You're having a boy. Nice, strong... Got lost with Pichugin and Fedorenko into the team, they puff, puff, puff up on the sides of the crib, like, pull themselves up…. I am officially warning you - they will break the official furniture - bring your own. We have a maternity hospital, after all, and not a gym, you understand the difference!.. and tell other dads that.
Horns.
Man:
My last name is Butsenko. Tell me, has my wife given birth?
Doctor:
I gave birth this morning. Whom? And guess for yourself... From three... from two... from one time!. No, not a boy. What does “Who then?” mean? . No, well, you, man, are also interesting!...
Horns.
A second paramedic appears.
Nastya, do you remember the Ivanov family?
These are the ones who come to us every year, how to work?
Well, yes. It's their holiday again! Our eighteenth child was born today! And we found a happyfather
under windows
maternity hospital... What do you think he was doing there? (sings) I'm drawing... onasphalt
... in white chalk... the word "ENOUGH"!!!
And yesterday there was an incident!... you will fall now... I say: “Dad! Jump, you have triplets! And he, without thinking for long, jumped! Out the window! It's good that it's the first floor. Oh, well, fathers give, of course!... it’s out of joy that they get into a state of passion!
Call.
Babin ? Boy. But what!... already a real man!.. I saw a crack on the wall in the procedural room - when did I manage to, was I just born yesterday? Oh, his hands are golden! I have a trained eye, if you mark my words, you will be a master. Well, or a foreman. The boy is also spinning around with him - Bychenko surname - also, apparently, the hard worker will be a noble one. He sniffs so seriously, so funny. Small, but businesslike!..
Chernoivanenko? You have a daughter. She has already organized all the girls into a squad - and Alekseenko is there, and Butsenko, - and along the corridor back and forth, back and forth... Oh, and the motor ones... The housewives, apparently, will be noble.
Vasev ? You have a son. So small, so sweet... but you know.... Yesterday in the nurse's room he looked askance at our computer... I don't even know what that means. Please take note of this.
Yakovlev? Congratulations, you have a boy. Big, pretty... what's he doing? Doing nothing. Lying next to Garmashev, they blow bubbles, other kids scream and act up, but these kids are calm... It’s as if they know something and are speculating.
Spring has come, and the birds are entertaining the many visitors to parks and forest areas. The sun is shining incredibly brightly, and the trees, with their fluffy leaves, beckon you to sit under the spreading branches with headphones in your ears and carefree thoughts in your head. And only graduates have no time for this now, because they are waiting for exams and preparation for the Last Bell and the Graduation Ball. Well, unfortunately, we can’t help you with exams, but happy holidays, please! In this article we will tell you how graduations are celebrated in different countries of the world, offer modern scenarios for the Last Bell (grade 11, as well as grades 9 and 4) and give a rating of the best miniatures for the event. Well, are you ready? Then let's go!
How they celebrate Last Bell and graduation in different countries of the world
Are you wondering how foreign schoolchildren say goodbye to childhood? Information about this can be read below.
USA
Graduation often becomes the climax of American-made films. And this is not without reason, because a ball for schoolchildren is a social event where anything can happen!
The main difference between prom in America is that attending it as a couple is strictly necessary. Moreover, you can invite not only a classmate or classmate, but also students who are several years younger than the graduating students. The most important highlight of the evening in US schools is the moment of announcing the king and queen of the ball. By the way, the “children's holiday” is closed to adults - after all, they have long ago received their share of positive emotions from graduating from their favorite school.
Norway
You won’t believe it, but graduation festivities in Norway last from May 1 to May 17! And they begin with the graduation ceremony familiar to our schoolchildren. This is where the fun begins: graduates must come to events in funny clothes, the color of which characterizes their future profession:
- Red means a predisposition to economic specialties.
- Humanities workers wear blue.
- The color black characterizes graduates who want to devote themselves to the technical field of study.
- Athletes dress in pristine white.
Germany
German schoolchildren are intensively working on “Last Bell” scenarios, coming up with a class logo, and publishing a newspaper. A prerequisite for children leaving school is to perpetuate their memory. This is expressed in planting trees or entire flower alleys in the courtyard of your favorite educational institution.
Pakistan
But Pakistani kids don't have a prom. Therefore, they are unlikely to benefit from modern last call scenarios. Instead of fun competitions and parting words, adults arrange a strict farewell dinner for their offspring. Where's the fun in that?
China
Chinese children approach their farewell to school very responsibly: in recent days, future adults have been throwing their office supplies out of the windows. Pens, notebooks, textbooks - everything flies down and crumbles on the asphalt... Guys! Wait! Hide your suitcase back on the mezzanine, you still have to take exams!
Malaysia
Malaysian schoolchildren do not have to think about where to get an interesting and modern script, because their graduation takes place almost everyday. The guys stock up on cocktails, take swimsuits and swimming trunks out of the closets and go to the beach to spend the night in a bungalow with jokes and dancing.
India
Indian graduates are happy to wait for the “Last Bell,” because on this day the school principal will give the most important farewell message in the life of every Indian.
By the way, the children are given special checks with information about their classmates. In them you can find not only interesting facts about friends, but also an address with a phone number. And what? It is very convenient to organize alumni meetings!
Japan
Well, the Japanese certainly don’t need graduation scripts. Their “Last Call” is reserved and strict. Did you congratulate each other? You can leave! And no dancing!
Australia
The imagination of Australian schoolchildren truly knows no bounds. So, over time, the good old tradition of arriving at the prom in an unusual vehicle developed. Perhaps it’s worth visiting Australia on this day, because the number of special cars is simply off the charts: graduates arrive in tractors, wheelbarrows, and even a zealous troika of horses!
Modern scenarios of Last Bell and Graduation
In Russia, graduation is traditionally divided into two parts: the formal ceremony and the ball itself. We have prepared modern Last Bell scripts for grades 11, 9 and 4. You will also find picture templates for printing and images in png format for creating school vignettes and other handicrafts. To access a huge database of material, click on the button below.
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TOP 3 scenarios for 2017
1st place: “Desert Island”
A stunning modern scenario for 11th grade schoolchildren is suitable for the Last Bell and Graduation.
The event takes place in the schoolyard or in the assembly hall. It is necessary to make decorations in the form of palm trees, boards from a boat, ocean waves and other attributes of the island. The script contains poems for the scenes and parting words.
2nd place: “We are ours, we will build a new world!”
The best scenario for elementary school graduates. Preliminary preparation of the scenery by adults (parents, teachers or high school students) will be required. The words of each participant in the event are carefully thought out; the text does not require modification and can be used in finished form.
3rd place: Cheerful “Last Call”
Third place is deservedly occupied by this modern Last Bell script for 11th grade. The funny text contains a scattering of jokes and funny scenes and is suitable for a friendly class who can laugh in unison. The material is presented in the form of a sequential story, however, it can be supplemented by graduates’ own ideas.
We hope the article was useful and you got a lot of interesting ideas for holding a festive event dedicated to leaving your home school and entering a new life. We wish you happiness and hope to meet you again on the pages of our website!
All graduates want to come up with an original scenario for the last bell at school. This day is a little sad, because the children from the 11th grade are saying goodbye to school forever. So why not celebrate last call with a funny and original scenario? First of all, it is necessary to choose beautiful words for the presenters, come up with fun competitions and stage. After this, we can say that the original script for the last bell at school is ready.
At the last bell celebration, according to this scenario, students will be able to show due respect to teachers, parents and at the same time have fun. Such an event will leave a memory in their hearts for a lifetime.
Original script for the last bell at school
Characters: Presenter, Presenter, Head Teacher, 2 girls.
Tokens with numbers for playing “mail” are prepared for all participants of the festive event, in particular teachers. The presenters use recordings when conducting game episodes. It is not necessary to carry out all the episodes of the script at once, in one go; you can “dilute” them with congratulations from parents, teachers, food and dancing.
Presenter:
Today we say goodbye to school, and for this we need to find some kind words.
Presenter:
Or maybe we shouldn’t split hairs. Let's remind the guys with what words Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin addressed the educational institution from which he graduated - his dear Tsarskoe Selo Lyceum.
And happiness wherever it leads,
Our Fatherland is Tsarskoe Selo.
Presenter:
Beautiful poems, but it seems to me that they would sound more correct if we pronounced them a little differently.
Presenter:
Otherwise? But as?
Presenter:
Making the necessary corrections. It seems that Alexander Sergeevich would forgive us if we took his wonderful lines as a basis. Listen to my version.
He reads a version of Pushkin's poem, slightly modified so that the final lines include the number of the school where the last bell is ringing. For example, these options:
Wherever fate takes us,
We are still the same, the whole world is a foreign land to us.
And happiness wherever it takes us,
Our Fatherland is school number eight.
Wherever fate takes us,
And happiness no matter where it leads us,
We are still the same: the whole world is a foreign land to us,
Our Fatherland is school number six!
Presenter (admiringly):
Great, here are the poems! I think everyone present will remember them. We started our last call with beautiful lyrical poetry. What else unusual awaits our 11th graders today?
Presenter:
The main thing is that our holiday should become a wonderful, memorable event that will complete the entire life span of each of us. Just think: we are 17 years old, we can say that one third of life is already behind us, the simplest, the most carefree.
Presenter:
Suddenly we part at the threshold of the school and never meet again.
Presenter:
But it will be possible to correspond. Even you guys can send a letter to your favorite teacher at any time - just send it to our school address. It's so nice to receive letters from alumni. I think that the school management will appreciate this and will be proud of your letters.
Presenter:
And you can practice writing letters today. You see, upon entering our ball, each of you, including teachers, received a special paper token with a number and a pin with which you can pin it on your chest. There is a number written on the token by which each of you can write a letter to your addressee without being recognized. You can thank your beloved teacher for excellent teaching of the subject or declare your love to a classmate without fear of being rejected.
Presenter:
And today we will play the role of postmen. So, write letters and give them to us, and we will take your letters by number to those for whom they were intended. And what are we parting with today on the last call?
Presenter:
Never again will we be called “boys and girls” anywhere.
Presenter:
Yes, these school messages will disappear from our lives. But let’s finally play with the 11th grade a game called “Boys or Girls, Girls or Boys.”
Presenter:
Well, remembering your childhood is also sometimes useful. Just explain, please, how to play it.
Presenter:
You need to finish the sentence correctly. Where necessary, you need to say the word “girls, girls”, and where necessary - “boys, boys”. Only this game has a trick, listen carefully.
Presenter:
And one more condition. Boys should only say the word "boys".
Presenter:
And girls should say the word "girls". We can begin, everyone is ready to listen carefully!
1. Any repair will be carried out delicately,
Of course, just...
Boys.
2. Tie bows for yourself
From different films, of course...
Girls.
3. Test your strength in front of everyone,
Of course, they only love...
Boys.
4. They play with bows and bears,
Of course, just...
Girls.
5. Bolts, screws, gears
You will find it in your pocket...
Boys.
6. We chatted for an hour without a break
In colorful dresses...
Girls.
7. For a drawing on motorcycle racing
They only strive...
Boys.
8. They wore uniform aprons
In the old school only...
Girls.
9. The skates drew arrows on the ice,
We played hockey all day...
Boys.
10. Dandelion wreaths in spring
Of course, they only weave...
Girls.
Presenter:
That's great! But I still wonder how the life of each of us will turn out, say, in 10-16 years?
Presenter:
Interesting, of course. But I would like to wish each of us a clear goal and the achievement of this goal. Even if you fail at the beginning of your journey.
Presenter:
The first failure is not yet a reason for despair. History has known many examples when, after a persistent struggle with circumstances, a person still achieved what he strived for. Let's say, do you know such a writer - Korney Ivanovich Chukovsky?
Presenter:
Of course, this is my favorite writer. Korney Ivanovich Chukovsky is the author of well-known children's books that have become classics: “Moidodyr”, “Aibolit”, “Fedorino’s Grief”, “Tsokotukha Fly” and many others.
Presenter:
But Korney Chukovsky was once expelled from the fifth grade of the gymnasium by a decree according to which the children of nobles could not study next to the “cook’s” children. But Chukovsky independently studied the entire gymnasium curriculum, passed the exams and received a gymnasium certificate.
Presenter:
I know such an example. The famous dancer Isadora Duncan was so poor in her youth that she was unable to buy a ticket for a horse-drawn bus. She walked to work every day, walking 300 blocks there and back.
Presenter:
The great commander Alexander Vasilyevich Suvorov was short in stature and in poor health. But all his life he spent his entire life cultivating willpower and tempering himself. At the age of 18, he entered the army as a simple soldier, although he could, like all noble children, immediately become an officer. He served as a soldier for seven years, but no one else knew military affairs as thoroughly as Suvorov. And Suvorov rose to the highest military rank - generalissimo.
Presenter:
Here's another example from military history. The dashing hussar, hero of the Patriotic War of 1812, Denis Davydov, was not accepted to serve in the cavalry regiment because of his small stature. But he was so persistent that he was accepted. “Oh, he will be a brave warrior,” Suvorov said about him, “I won’t die yet, and he will already win three battles.” And Suvorov turned out to be right.
Presenter:
The English poet George Gordon Byron was lame from birth, but strenuously strived to be the first in everything. He persistently practiced boxing, swimming, fencing, horse riding and achieved extraordinary success everywhere.
Presenter:
We all know that there is such a beautiful city in the world as Odessa. But once upon a time it was a Turkish robber fortress. But the commandant of the fortress, whose name was Duke Richelieu, decided to turn it into a flourishing, comfortable city of the European type with luxurious streets and a real port. He pursued his dream for eleven years and achieved what he wanted. Now in the center of Odessa there is a monument, which all Odessa residents affectionately call the “Golden Duke”, this is a monument to the founder of their beautiful city.
Presenter:
So it’s not for nothing that they say: “He who walks can master the road.”
Presenter:
Yes! You have to try, and your dream will come true.
Presenter:
And now I propose to start dancing. Let's just remember the wonderful Russian traditions - let's announce a cotillion.
Presenter:
Oh, I remember that Pushkin wrote about this in his novel “Eugene Onegin”. Remember how he describes a ball on the estate of the Larins landowners:
In jealous indignation
The poet is waiting for the end of the mazurka
And he calls her to the cotillion.
But what kind of dance is this - a cotillion?
Presenter:
There is nothing complicated here. Here, you see, I have several pairs of multi-colored ribbons clutched in my hands. Let those who want to dance come and grab the ends of these ribbons. Then I will unclench my fist, and you yourself will use the ribbons to determine who will dance with whom. Maybe our teachers will set an example for graduates by taking part in the cotillion attraction.
There is an attraction followed by a series of dances.
Presenter:
Our next competition is old sayings in a new way. I will begin a well-known proverb, and you will finish it.
Presenter:
I agree, there is only one condition: the proverb must be about school.
Presenter:
And this is your task, try to change its ending so that everyone understands that this proverb is about school. Will you try?
Presenter:
I'll try.
The presenter names the beginnings of proverbs, and the presenter attaches “school” endings to them.
1. A penny saves the ruble...
...the frugal thought and decided not to donate money for gifts to teachers by March 8th.
2. If you want to be healthy, toughen up...
...exclaimed the caring man, pushing his friend into the school pool.
3. He who seeks will always find...
...thought the smart guy, looking at his neighbor’s notebook during a test.
4. Time for business, time for fun...
...said cheerfully, running home from music lesson.
5. Friendship and brotherhood are more valuable than wealth...
...exclaimed the polite man, knocking over a glass of coffee from his friend during a break in the buffet.
6. Smoking is harmful to health...
...the compassionate one sympathized, telling the head teacher that his friends were smoking in the school toilet.
7. You can’t spoil porridge with oil...
...said the quick-witted one, putting an extra comma in the dictation just in case.
8. Time is money...
...decided by the sensible one who went to football instead of doing his homework.
9. Walk in step - never feel tired...
... declared businesslike, loading his classmates with axes and a sack of potatoes during a camping trip.
10. If you know a lot, you will soon grow old...
...decided calmly when I received another bad grade in class.
Presenter:
And now we will show you a scene that could happen in any school.
Presenter:
The skit is called "Beauty Contest".
Presenter:
Why didn’t you tell me that they want to organize a beauty contest at our school, I would also try to take part in it.
Presenter:
No, the question here is completely different. Imagine: the head teacher's office, into which dressed-up girls enter.
The presenters leave. The stern-looking Head Teacher and the Girls appear. The girls are pretentiously dressed and have pieces of paper in their hands.
Girl 1 (sternly):
Anna Sergeevna, we are coming to you.
Girl 2:
Hello, Anna Sergeevna.
Head teacher:
What's the matter, girls?
Girl 1:
Here, sign the application.
Girl 2:
Yes, sign mine too.
Head teacher:
Statement. What other statement do you have for me? (Takes papers from the girls’ hands and reads.) What are you asking for?
Girl 1:
Let me out of class. Sign it there.
Head teacher:
Shall I sign for you? Let me out of lessons? Where are you dressed up like that? This is not the way to go to school.
Girl 2:
We're leaving on business.
Head teacher:
On what other matter?
Girl 1:
We'll go to the competition.
Head teacher:
What competition?
Girl 2:
School beauty.
Head teacher:
Where?
Girls (together):
School beauty!
Head teacher:
School beauty? Who are our beauties?
Girl 1:
Us, what?
Head teacher:
Well, if you are beautiful, then I am our Minister of Education. Yes, you should have pulled yourself up first at school, and then looked at yourself carefully - what beauties you are?! For example, Vasechkina, tell me why you moved from four to three?
Girl 1:
This is not relevant. Sign and we'll leave.
Head teacher:
I won’t sign anything, take your application back. The team needs you. You have a lot of lessons, I have work. Take your applications, go and study.
Girl 2:
No, we are determined.
Head teacher:
They decided! I wish you well, by the way. After all, you don’t know, but there, at the competition, you have to sing, and dance, and answer various questions. Now we will check how well you can think. Now I will ask you different questions. If you can answer, I’ll let you go to the competition. If you fail, don’t be offended, you will continue to study without competition. Do you agree?
Girls (sluggishly):
We agree.
Head teacher:
First question. Continue the phrase of the famous writer. Here you are, Vasechkina, continue the phrase of the poet Nekrasov: “You may not be a poet...” What next?
Girl 1:
The question is very simple - this is... (Pushes her friend). What next?
Girl 2:
I do not know myself.
Girl 1:
Anna Sergeevna, as you said, please repeat.
Head teacher:
Continue the phrase of the poet Nekrasov: “You may not be a poet...”
Girl 1:
It is very difficult for a poet to live.
Head teacher:
Oh you. Two for the first answer. It should be like this: “You may not be a poet, but you must be a citizen.” (To the second girl). Now you. Continue Griboedov’s phrase: “I would be glad to serve, to be served…”
Girl 2:
Oh, I know, I know: “I would be glad to serve, to be waited on too.”
Head teacher:
Oh you. It's sickening, but not too. “I would be glad to serve, but being served is sickening.” You failed the first task. Now let's see what your horizons are. I want you to explain what some words mean. Here you are, Vasechkina, answer what kind of word this is - grip.
Girl 1:
I think the grip is a riot policeman. How to grab it!
Head teacher:
So, who is the ancestor?
Girl 1:
This is probably the head of the maternity hospital.
Head teacher:
As always, you got everything mixed up. (To the second girl). Now come on, tell me, what is the word for a dentist?
Girl 2:
Dentist? Probably ice cream.
Head teacher:
Why is this ice cream?
Girl 2:
Because he puts fillings.
Head teacher:
What is vodka?
Girl 2:
Gorilka is the daughter of a gorilla.
Head teacher:
You know, I'm tired of all this. Here, take your applications, go and study. Go, go!
The girls leave.
Head teacher:
Everyone is obsessed with these competitions; no one wants to study. They'll get to us soon. They’ll take him and send him in his old age to defend the honor of the school for some “Most Beautiful Head Teacher.” This will make you laugh! (Dances the cancan and leaves).
Cheerful music is playing.
Presenter:
That's the story.
Presenter:
What will it be like to remember your own school?
Presenter:
Let's better ask our ensemble to perform the final song of the last bell in honor of farewell to the school.
Ensemble (sings to the melody of the song by composer G. Movsesyan “Half an hour before the flight”).
People all know
It's everywhere
School is the basis of all foundations.
Let's say goodbye
Goodbye to school
The school will answer us “be healthy.”
Chorus:
Someone will smile
Someone will turn away
And he wipes away a tear with his fist.
Still we will know
Let's not forget school
The case is atypical
Single case
But for now the phenomenon lives on.
School goodbye
Says "goodbye"
And then all my life it waits for us to visit.
Chorus:
Someone will smile
Someone will turn away
And he wipes away a tear with his fist.
Still we will know
Let's not forget school
School is forever our good home.
This is the cheerful note on which the original script for the last bell at school ends. It is recommended for 11th grade, although, if desired, each organizer can modify it a little so that it is suitable for other school holidays and events. Well, it’s more suitable for primary school students.
