There are no men in your team, but you need to somehow congratulate yourself and your loved ones on March 8th? We will give you many ideas on how to spend a fun holiday in a women's team on your own, and without the participation of the male half of humanity. A holiday in an all-female group can also be very interesting if you prepare not only congratulations on March 8, but also funny skits, cool games and competitions, ditties, riddles, funny questions with answers, quizzes, humorous performances and song adaptations. Our full scenario of a corporate party on March 8 in a women's team without men can be supplemented with other competitions for Women's Day at your discretion.
Scenario for a corporate party on March 8 in a women's team without men
By the way, a themed party could be a good idea to spend March 8th in a group. For example, in retro style, or 80s style, in the form of a masquerade, ball, rock party, with an appropriate dress code.
What you will need for this fun scenario:
Competitions for women's teams on March 8 without the participation of men
1 competition. Whose subject?
The essence of the competition: one participant comes out, she is taken aside, and without her the presenter collects a subject from the women from the team. It could be watches, rings, beads, belts, phones or phone cases, any jewelry, jewelry, maybe even a shoe! Our participant must guess where whose object is and conclude whether she knows her colleagues well.
2 competition. Mistresses.
At least 2 participants take part in this competition. But more is possible. They will need to complete comic tasks to test their speed and ability to be a good housewife. For example, there may be such tasks:
Etc. The most agile female participant and hostess wins.
3 competition. Dance.
They call two participants who know how to dance the waltz and invite them to dance to the music. But the music begins to change in style, then rap, then jazz,
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4 competition. Fruit temptation.
You need to buy fresh strawberries, bananas, apples, oranges, kiwi, lemon and other fruits. Also cucumber or potato. Cut everything into large slices and mix in two bowls.
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5 competition. Characteristic.
The head of the organization characterizes each colleague briefly on a piece of paper. Next, the leaves are mixed.
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6 competition. Try laughing.
They call one of those who want to take part in the competition. She goes backstage, and the presenter gives her giant leggings, which she must put on over her clothes. …………………………………………………….
7 beauty contest.
All women in your team can participate in the beauty contest.
Comic nominations:
1.) Longest legs
2.) Longest nails
3.) Longest eyelashes
4.) Biggest breasts
5.) Biggest butt
6.) The thinnest waist
Etc.
The meaning of the competition is simple: girls are given cardboard numbers of participants on a ribbon, or have round numbers glued to their backs. You need to walk beautifully along the catwalk, demonstrating all the nominations. The winners receive small prizes.
The owner of long legs: tights, long nails - varnish, long eyelashes - mascara, large breasts - beads, large butts - a pillow under the ass with buckwheat, thin waist - a belt.
Game: If...
The presenter prepares two boxes, in one box there are pieces of paper with the beginning of phrases, in the other box - the end of phrases. The presenter gives each woman to draw 1 piece of paper from each box. And then read them in order. Fun questions with answers that fit together.
Examples (beginnings of phrases):
1. If I were our boss, then...
2. If I knew the President personally, then...
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Examples: (ending phrases):
1. Then I would be the happiest person in the world.
2. Then I wouldn’t work here anymore.
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A scene for March 8th for a women's corporate party based on the theme: Three girls under the window
Three women - three girls - take part in the sketch. Who sit under the window on a bench and gossip about this and that.
Presenter: Three girls under the window chatted in the evening, talking about this and that.
1 girl: If only I could get drunk now
Presenter: One girl says,
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A sketch for March 8th for a women’s corporate party based on the theme: I’m writing to you, what more?
Text of the letter:
We write to you, what else?
What more can we say?
Today at a corporate party,
Of course we'll have a drink.
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A comic scene with dressing up: a declaration of love to women
A woman dressed as a man comes out. The costume is designed to make it funny; the man is supposed to be macho.
Macho: Good evening, dear ladies!
I am a macho man, a conqueror of women's hearts.
It will be fun with me, just kick-ass!
I won’t let you get bored and sad,
Don't believe me? I'm worth a lot.
All the socialites were after me,
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Ditties for corporate parties on March 8
1.) We are sporty babes
We love to sing and dance.
And we'll put on sneakers,
You definitely won't catch up with us!
2.) I have three boyfriends,
I'm fed up with attention.
I can't choose someone
I'd rather be alone.
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Riddles for a corporate party on March 8 (for adults, with a trick)
1.) Above the knee, below the navel, there is a hole - a hand can easily fit through. (guess: pocket)
2.) It can be long, it can be short, it can be thick, it can be thin. He pokes his nose around everywhere, he's called by three letters. (guess: nose)
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Song-adaptation to the tune: “Let them run clumsily...” for March 8
Verse 1:
Let all men run
In the morning to the shops
Buy bouquets of flowers.
On this day we are goddesses,
Queens, princesses,
Be ready for whims, man!
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How to hold a corporate party in a women's team on March 8, 2020, in order to create a fun atmosphere at the holiday, and none of those present get bored? The organizers of such celebrations diversify them with fun competitions, comic skits, and funny games. At the same time, they try to take into account the age of all participants.
It is important that all ladies participating in the event feel comfortable. We offer one of the possible options for how you can organize a March 8 holiday in a team, including interesting tasks that will appeal to the majority of those present.
Scenario for a corporate party on March 8 in a women's team
Decorate the room where the celebration will take place with garlands and balloons. You can draw 1-2 congratulatory posters or prepare a wall newspaper for this day.
Presenter:
– Hello, our dear guests! An amazing holiday is coming again, when the sun shines brighter, and there are more smiles, and the drops are louder. We are pleased to welcome you to this hall, which looks like a flowering meadow. It is you, our dear ladies, who filled it today with the light of your beauty!
The most beautiful and most beloved
Beautiful, unique women
Congratulations on Women's Day now,
We wish you the best in life!
Be always loved and desired,
They are very affectionate and long-awaited.
In life - wonderful and bright emotions!
Happy holiday, women! Happy March 8th!
Next, at the festive corporate party in honor of March 8, according to the script, congratulations from the company’s management will be heard. At the same time, it is important to mention each employee, thanking her for her contribution to the common cause. You can give them awards: “For the best report”, “The most punctual”, “Golden hands”, etc.
Then the presenters will take the floor:
- The March prankster will melt the snow,
Hearts will thaw from winter.
Let's celebrate Women's Day
The way only we can!
– How unflatteringly men speak about the so-called female logic! At the same time, many representatives of the fair sex not only keep up with them in this regard, but can also give them a head start. Let's test your abilities and conduct a fun quiz.
Several participants are invited to the stage to answer questions. Each sentence contains an extra word that is not connected with the rest in meaning. Girls and women must define it.
For example, in the list of “cotton, polyester and linen” the extra one is polyester, since it is an artificial material. In the phrase “henna, supra and basma” the word “supra” is superfluous, since this is a chemical composition made in the laboratory, and henna and basma are natural dyes. Then the results of the competition are summed up and the winners are awarded.
Presenter:
– Well, you coped with this task brilliantly! And so that you don't get bored, I suggest you take a fun test.
At least once in your life...
- Have you ever gotten behind the wheel of a car?
- hammered a nail?
- lifted luggage heavier than a handbag?
- Have you changed a car tire?
- argued with salespeople in the store?
- Did you buy your own jewelry?
- do you know what the word “pliers” means?
The presenter will summarize:
- for those who have never answered “yes”, men are simply necessary for survival in this complex world;
- Those who answer yes to half of the questions still have a chance to become independent and independent;
- If you answered “yes” to most of the questions, don’t be upset: you are real Russian women who will stop a galloping horse and walk into a burning hut!
The corporate event on the occasion of the celebration of March 8 in the women's group will continue with the sketch “Bad Advice”.
Presenter:
– They say that there is no such thing as female friendship, and there are jokes about how quarrelsome a female team can be. Everything is different in our company, so I want to give you some bad advice.
Tip 1:
– If your colleagues
They gave me a big bonus
And they completely forgot about you
And they didn’t give any
Instead of paint
Pour into the printer
Strawberry jam,
And about you in the institution
They will never forget.
Tip 2:
– If at the workplace
Everything is littered with paper
And find there what they ask for,
There is no hope -
Quickly dump everything on the floor,
Stomp your feet on top
And get out of this job
Where there is no one to clean the table.
Tip 3:
– If everyone is in the office at once
Sick of a terrible flu
And work immediately stopped,
And customers call
You with some piece of paper
Approach the patient.
Let them get sick too
There will be no one to call!
The corporate party scenario for March 8 may include various fun competitions.
In the Hostesses competition, participants will need:
- prepare a delicious dish, such as a salad, in the allotted time;
- identify by touch, with your eyes closed, the types of cereals (buckwheat, pearl barley, semolina, etc.);
- answer the questions: “How much does a liter of milk, a kilogram of doctor’s sausage, a loaf of bread, a pack of washing powder, children’s tights cost?”
- sew on a button, etc. as quickly as possible.
The next competition at the corporate celebration on March 8 will involve teams consisting of two participants.
One participant will take out cards from the box with the words “car”, “flowers”, “child”, “iron”, “cat”, “candy”, “dress”, “bracelet”, “vase”, “chicken carcass”, etc. Another lady will take out cards in random order from another box with the phrases: “I’ll cook it for lunch,” “I’ll get it as a gift,” “I’ll send it to kindergarten,” “I’ll wear it in the evening,” “I’ll go to a restaurant wearing this,” etc.
If the words match in meaning, the team will receive bonus points. The winner will be the team with the maximum number of points.
At this holiday you can also talk about the achievements of your employees at work and beyond. After all, many people have hobbies that everyone would be interested in learning about. Surely one of your colleagues writes poetry, sews and knits beautifully, grows rare flowers at home or in their garden.
Organize a lottery with humorous gifts at the holiday: it could be a compliment from your boss or a prize in the form of a few free hours for shopping.
Presenter:
– Once again, Happy Women’s Day to all of you! Let's wish each other happiness, spring, love, goodness!
– My dear colleagues,
Congratulations on Women's Day!
I wish you a lot of love,
I wish you a lot of happiness!
Lots of joy and mood
Many new, wonderful ideas,
I also wish you luck,
And health, and memorable days!
I wish you flowers and gifts,
And the attention of the best men,
Congratulations to you, friends!
Let your worries melt away like smoke!
Presenter 2 (offstage): March 8 is a solemn day, a day of joy and beauty,
All over the earth he gives women smiles, joy and flowers!
Presenter 1: Hello, the most charming, sweetest and most beautiful representatives of the fair half of humanity!
Presenter 2: You understood everything correctly: we are talking about all the women of the world, whom today it is customary to congratulate, cherish and, of course, love!
Presenter 1: And you can’t take this away from us, because we are ready to love you always!
Presenter 2: Spring has brought us all together today - a wonderful time of the year, which has become a symbol of female beauty!
Presenter 1: Today we will try to make for you, dear ladies, a real holiday that will give everyone a good mood!
Presenter 2: So, let us greet all the women who have gathered in this bright hall with thunderous applause!
Note: All women are pre-divided into 2 teams
Presenter 1: I have 2 envelopes in my hands, I’ll ask the team representatives to come to me to get the first task. Each envelope contains a riddle. Guess it, dear women, and you will find out what your team will be called today.
Riddle #1:
The rustle of beautiful petals
Snow-white pearls blossomed,
Spring delicate little flower
From under the snow rushed to the sky
(answer: snowdrop)
Riddle No. 2:
He is always friendly with the light,
If the sun is in the window,
It's from the mirror, from the puddle
Runs along the wall.
(Answer: sunbeam)
Presenter 2: So, you all guessed that the name of the first team is “Snowdrop”, and the second is “Sunny Bunny”. The next stage of the festive competition is to come up with a motto for your team.
Presenter 1: The task of our girls is to come up with the most interesting and original motto that will tell about the best feminine qualities!
Competition "Team Motto"
(the applause of the audience determines which motto is more interesting)
Presenter 2: I suggest our ladies go to the School of Grace and Beauty. Do you agree? ... Great, that means today you will all become even more perfect!
Presenter 1: So, the first lesson at the School of Fine Arts is a fashion show lesson, because it’s no secret that every fashionista should have a beautiful gait.
Presenter 2: And irreplaceable books will help us find a cool gait (the presenter gives each team a durable book that can be dropped on the floor)
Competition "Defile"
Members of each team must walk as far as possible on a makeshift podium. All girls participate in the competition. When summing up, the number of steps taken by each team member is summed up.
Presenter 1: Yes, the world's catwalks envy you, our beauties!
Presenter 2: Let's make world-famous fashion designers envy you. To do this, I invite everyone to take part in the “Festive Dress for March 8” competition.
Competition “Festive outfit for March 8”
Each team receives a prop - a roll of toilet paper, from which they should make an evening outfit. Any beauty from the team becomes a model, and everyone else is a creative fashion designer.
Presenter 1: Great, now let's dance a little!
Presenter 2: But simply dancing is not at all interesting. We need to involve our men in this dance.
Dance competition
To the accompaniment of cheerful music, the girls of each team invite men into their circle. The team with the most members of the opposite sex in the center wins!
Presenter 1: Well, dear women, today you once again showed us your beauty, wit and, of course, charm!
Presenter 2: Always be as happy as you are today!
Scenario-gatherings on March 8 for a ladies' group.
"Women's Day the Women's Way"
One of the employees acts as a leader. Everyone is invited to the tables.
Presenter: Dear ladies! On the eve of a wonderful holiday, we have gathered with you for a bachelorette party. As, indeed, on all other days, because our close-knit women’s team simply cannot be spilled with water! This is not the first time we are going to such gatherings and I think that we will celebrate the upcoming holiday no more boring than in the company of men! Because only a woman knows and understands a woman best.
Let's have fun, talk about our little weaknesses, gossip about men and share women's tricks and secrets! As the song says: “Bachelorette party, bachelorette party, the man is superfluous here!”
March the prankster will melt the snow,
Hearts will thaw from winter.
Let's celebrate Women's Day
The way only we can!
A toast is raised to a wonderful occasion and equally wonderful company.
Presenter: And right now we will sing with you!
Song “Today is a holiday for girls” (to the tune of the song “Girls” from the repertoire of Larisa Dolina).
The text must be printed and distributed in advance.
Today is a girls' holiday,
Today we are on a roll!
And let them look enviously
Men or boys
Having collected the strength,
Standing aside
They fiddle with bouquets in their hands,
Because today the girls
They want to have a blast!
We'll sing and dance
Walk and have fun
Don't notice men at all
And their sad faces!
Let the boys
Standing aside
We don't need them now
Because you and I, girls,
On the threshold of a wonderful spring!
Presenter:
Today the sun shines more joyfully,
Anticipating the breath of spring,
And all the beautiful dreams in the world
Today should easily come true!
Let's raise this glass to a new spring! In spring you can always breathe more freely and your heart is happier. In spring, not only nature wakes up, but also feelings, hopes, and good mood. Happy Women's Day and Happy New Spring!
After the toast: Do you know, girls, that if you look around more carefully, you will notice that the arrival of spring foreshadows many other life changes! There are many funny signs of spring, for example...
Spring signs
Swallows fly in pairs - this is for matchmakers!
The snow is melting quickly - time for shopping!
Bubbles on puddles - to a rich groom!
Sneezing on the first day of spring means a fun life!
Wind from the south - to happy changes!
Presenter: So pay attention, dear ladies! But there is another essential sign of spring. On the eve of March 8, literally a day or two before, the shops are simply crowded. All because men choose gifts for us, as always, at the very last moment! And quite often, if not regularly, they give us something completely wrong! What does a woman need? Everything that will make her even more beautiful and irresistible.
And today we have just such gifts in store for you - the most necessary and practical in the world!
I will have to spend a little time in the role of Santa Claus, despite the fact that winter is already behind...
Please choose!
The presenter brings out a large bag, from which each employee must take out a gift without looking.
The presenter accompanies this process with commentary rhymes (the name of the employee is inserted into the rhyme in a similar form).
"Gifts for Beauty"
Curlers
You, Olya, - curlers!
Curl your curls tighter
Yes, get out of the house -
Well, man, wait a minute!
Nailfile
Become a fan of glamor
Manicure-pedicure
Will be able Kate no fuss
With this nail file!
Cotton buds
And for Helens- surprise,
This is the most needed prize:
Not funny at all
Ear sticks!
Mirror
This is a mirror Irisha,
Keep it close, at hand,
So that you with your beauty
I admired it all day long!
Bath salt
Tanechka, let me hand over
The most flavorful salt!
With her you will be a queen,
The king will fall in love with you!
Handkerchief
Natasha with all my heart
I give you a handkerchief!
Cotton,
Important for hygiene!
Washcloth
For you, Alyonushka,
No regrets!
Here's one for the sauna
New washcloth!
Hand cream
It will relieve any pain
This gentle hand cream!
Julia, lubricate your hands furtively,
Life will be just as smooth!
Pumice
The snow will melt on the path,
Will remove Anechka boots!
Don't look at the cold
Rub your heels with pumice!
Belt
This prize is more valuable than others:
You will, Galya, everyone is slimmer!
Comb
Comb out thick braids
Now you can do it without question!
With this brand new comb
Sveta Everyone will be blown away by her hairstyle!
Chocolate
On a merciless diet
We're tired of sitting!
Will Lyuba so gratifying
Eat this chocolate!
Soap
Beauty is great power!
Gets it Valais soap!
Washing with soap is so nice:
Both fresh and fragrant!
Nail polish
Varnish Marina will come in handy
It's easy to transform with it:
With a wave of the hand
Paint your nails!
Threads
Ole- a spool of thread!
Carry them with you, girlfriend,
So that with your beloved boy
You've tied yourself in a knot!
Eyebrow tweezers
To become a style icon,
I need to pinch my eyebrows!
We give Nadya tweezers,
Beware, offenders!
Green tea
You need to drink green tea!
Masha, drink and enjoy,
Stay forever young!
For Lyudmila Expensive -
Vial of iodine,
After all, health is more important
Than any fashion!
Toothbrush
Brushing his teeth Lida clearly
In the mornings and evenings,
And with such a toothbrush
Everything in the world is tough!
Scrunchy
There is no more spectacular hairstyle,
What is a ponytail hairstyle?
And now our Rita
There is a hair tie!
Presenter:
Well, no one was left out? I see everyone is happy with their gifts! And now I remember my distant childhood, when for the holiday of March 8 we lovingly prepared surprises and gifts for our mothers...
The sun is shining clearly
On these spring days,
Gives warmth and affection,
Like from mom's hand!
Let's fill and raise the next glass for mothers, may they live and healthy for a long time!
A toast to mothers:
When God created the baby, he decided to send him to earth. The baby said:
“But I’m so small and don’t know how to walk, how can I survive on earth?”
“A woman will carry you in her arms,” God answered.
- But I don’t know how to eat by myself!
- This woman will feed you.
“But I don’t know how to speak the language of people.” Teach me to explain myself in it!
- You just need to learn one word - “mother”...
Presenter (after the toast): Girls, speaking of mothers, on this day we cannot help but talk about our common second mother! I'm talking about our beloved boss! Without exaggeration, only good things can be said about her. She leads and guides us all, takes full responsibility and, so to speak, rushes into the breach, protecting our interests. We spent so long choosing the words to express our gratitude and admiration to her that we ended up with a whole song!
Song about the boss (to the tune of the children's song "Smile").
From the smile of our boss lady
Even the laziest one will wake up
And no one will hang their nose,
If our (Name Patronymic name) will smile!
Chorus:
And then for sure
The clouds are flying away
And errors in reports are corrected!
From the blue stream
The river begins
And management starts with a smile!
From the smile of our boss lady
It always makes your soul feel better!
Despite vitamin deficiency,
We get to work singing!
You are one of those good people,
Who just by presence alone
Makes every day nice
And the world is cheerful and colorful!
Let your success be the result
All beginnings and undertakings,
You have many dreams in your soul,
May they come true soon!
Toast.
Presenter(after the toast):
Let happiness and love smile
Long-awaited spring times
Let the sweetest, dearest, most desirable
Surrounds us with care again and again!
So we started talking about the sweetest and dearest, our beloved and sometimes hated - about men! It often happens in life that we, the weaker sex, take on too much and carry it on our fragile shoulders... There is one popular wisdom: men should be allowed to be men. How much do we allow them to do this?
Let's check!
Test joke “Are you independent?”
Presenter: I have a short test for you. Answer “yes” or “no”, if you want - mentally, if you want - out loud! So, let's start!
At least once in your life...
1) did you drive?
2) did you hammer in a nail?
3) did you give anyone a compliment?
4) lifted luggage heavier than a handbag?
5) did you change the car wheel?
6) did you argue with the salespeople in the store?
7) did you buy gold for yourself?
8) and finally, do you know what the word “pliers” means?
Now let's decipher the results:
- for those who do not have a single “yes” answer: a man is absolutely necessary to maintain at least the minimum ability to survive in this complex world;
- those who answered “yes” to half and less than half of the questions still have a chance to become independent and independent;
— who answered “yes” to more than half of the questions: these are real Russian women who will stop a horse and enter a hut!
Presenter: Of course, this test is a joke, but, as they say, there is only a grain of joke in every joke... What do we want our “dream men” to be, our knights, princes on a white horse?
Competition "My Prince"
Sheets of paper are pre-attached to the wall. The task of the competition is to draw a prince (or a knight, if desired), but certainly on a horse!
Everyone is welcome to participate.
Presenter: Now let's drink to men... They are who they are - not ideal, just like us. And let's mentally send them our greetings and a kiss! Or maybe not mentally: did you know that by the shape of the lipstick mark when kissing you can judge intentions and feelings? Let's check it on napkins! If the print is round, this means a serious, stable relationship. If with the heart - passionate love. “Bow” - frivolity and meaningless flirting. And a square-shaped print means disgust and hidden hostility!
Presenter: Well, we have “washed the bones” of men. It's good that they can't hear us now. But in fact, of course, without men there would not be the most important happiness on earth - our children!
A toast is raised to the health and success of the children of all women present.
Presenter:
Why do we love spring days so much?
Why are we waiting for them with hope and joy?
Because only they are filled
Unusual, special happiness, warmth...
Attention lady! On March 8th it is customary to give flowers to women. And women themselves bloom like roses! But few people know that there is a special flower horoscope. Now we will find out which of us is which, and we will get a gorgeous bouquet...
I ask those born in January to stand up! You are orchids! Please, orchids, fill your glasses and listen to yourself (and so on for all the months):
Orchid(January)
Who dared to dream of an Orchid,
He knows it’s a difficult undertaking:
She'll break your heart
And proudly walks away!
Mimosa(February)
Mimosa is always fresh and cheerful,
Don't waste your tears!
Mimosa is a surprise girl
“You only live once” is her motto!
Lily(March)
Everyone knows: Lady Lily
Impregnable, like the Bastille!
But among her friends
There are no more fun party girls!
Dahlia(April)
Pureblood noble
Our beautiful Dahlia!
Nobility is in the blood here...
But Dahlias dream
About simple earthly love!
Lily of the valley(May)
The Lily of the Valley woman is modest and courteous,
Very neat and very beautiful!
She is not too lazy to work,
And bring beauty all day long!
Bell(June)
The bell is the funniest of all,
Having fun like a child!
He remembers the most important things:
You can't be a pessimist!
Tulip(July)
From which overseas countries?
Has Tulip come to us?
Exotic, eccentric,
But at the same time cute!
Sunflower(August)
Look at the Sunflower:
Lovely, whatever you say!
There are so many ideas and plans in it,
How many seeds are inside!
Carnation(September)
All Carnations are no coincidence
It's amazing how good they are:
Only Carnations know the secret
Eternal youth of the soul!
Chamomile(October)
Chamomile is a little shy,
But don’t mind flirting!
She's the last shirt
Will give to help others!
Rose(november)
Rose hides many secrets
But there is one secret in it:
In this look, in this pose
All the greatness of victories!
Lotus(December)
Lotus knows how to convince,
Come-see-win!
He only dreams of peace,
And Lotus has something to be proud of!
Presenter: Let's raise a toast to our colorful and extremely wonderful team-bouquet! All the flowers in it are so matched to each other that if you replace even one, it won’t be the same at all!..
And once again, Happy Women’s Day to all of you, my dear flowers! As nature blooms in spring, let your beauty bloom in the same way! Let's wish each other happiness, spring, love, goodness!
With the most heartfelt words,
Full of spring warmth,
Congratulations on the first rays,
Happy holiday of love and beauty!
Make yourself happy, dream, believe,
Smile wider, like now,
May your heart be at any time of the year
It's feeling like spring here!
And now I invite everyone to dance!
Show program “Crazy Bachelorette Party”.
Phonogram: Plague Spring.
Leading: Dear women! This wonderful day has come! Cafe "____________" congratulates you on a wonderful spring holiday! Let smiles bloom on your faces, and let worries and sorrows disappear forever.
Presenter: Girls, let’s take a break at least one day a year, take a break from our daily problems - from washing, cleaning, kitchen chores. We are women, after all, not dishwashers!
And on this March day
We sincerely congratulate you!
And reach any heights
We wish you well in all matters!
Let your eyes glow
Let your face shine with a smile!
And may fate give you
One day I'll meet a goldfish!
Phonogram: continuation of the plague spring.
Leading: Women! You are beautiful, in this room there is simply a flower garden of the most beautiful roses, it’s almost scary to approach
Presenter:. Why?
Leading: What if they get injected?
Presenter:. I think that in this room the roses do not prick or bite. Let's get acquainted? Dear ladies, introduce yourself, come up with a name for your company, tell us about yourself.
Introduction of guests. We give each table a flower.
Leading:
And this is the biggest capital
Whatever will be provided on its own.
I suggest you raise your glasses, gentlemen,
For a wonderful part of humanity!
Phonogram: The demon has confused you.
Leading: Ah, woman, spring, love... well, what else do you need?
Presenter:.
How much is needed for love?
Two warm words, a couple of phrases!
Reveal your intentions
Without taking your eyes off your eyes!
Say: You are a miracle! You are the soul!
I'm sick of you! I am your slave!
Oh, my God, how good!
Oh, how weak I am before you!
Leading:
And adding a little to the glass of wine,
Kiss her palm!
Say: I'm glad you're alone!
No, you are not a spark, you are fire!
How much is needed for love?
Two warm words, a couple of phrases!
Reveal your intentions
Without taking your eyes off your eyes!
Phonogram: Stas Mikhailov - for all women.
Leading:
The man's blood was boiling with passion.
and, a woman with a smile on her lips
she said that she would allow herself to be kissed,
but only in two places...
Oh man, holy simplicity!
he moved closer to the woman
and asked to quickly name the places -
Presenter:.
she said: “in Rome and Paris!”
Leading: A woman is always a mystery. Many men would like to know what a woman is thinking.
Presenter:. When?
Leading: Well, at least for now.
Presenter:. Leading: I will give you a magic hat, and you can easily read the thoughts of the women sitting in the hall.
Phonogram: Stas Mikhailov - Queen.
Presenter:. Only a woman brings beauty, tenderness and charm into our daily lives.
Leading: And the man complements it with prudence, tact and gallantry.
Presenter:. At least that's how it should be. I'm not even talking about how much more pleasant female words sound: love, spring, music.
Leading: What about the male one? An order, a reprimand, asphalt...
Presenter:. What could you do without women? Who drinks, feeds, and dresses you?
Leading: Woman.
Presenter:. Who is raising the children?
Leading: Woman.
Presenter:. Who warns us against bad deeds?
Leading: Police.
Presenter:. Let's say. And who creates comfort in the house, maintains cleanliness and order?
Leading: Vacuum cleaner... No, a woman with a vacuum cleaner.
Phonogram: Alegrova - Women are bitches.
Leading:
Oh woman, the delight of delights
and the worst of the creatures of hell.
To a man you are both joy and reward,
you are his pain and deadly poison.
Presenter:.
We are women! Nature has given us
Love and wait, dream and surprise,
To greet the dawn with a smile on your lips,
And sing when the soul sings
Music quiz.
Where does the hero of the song “the moon turned crimson” call the beauty with him? (Let's go for a ride, beauty)
-Why shouldn’t girls fall in love with beautiful people? (Their love is fickle)
-When did a beautiful and brave girl cross the path of a girl getting married? (When the gardens bloomed)
-IN. Meladze sang that she entered his sinful life and then left it. How? (Beautiful)
-What thoughts makes the beauty cry in the song “Enchanted, Bewitched”
(What does not come true will be forgotten, what will not be remembered will not come true)
-On which floor can you find out exactly what love is? (on 7th)
-What did your loved one suffer in Khlebnikova’s song “A Cup of Coffee”? (nonsense)
-What does the lady want after she sends him to heaven for a star? (And you will want to, you will want to live!)
– When the woman allowed herself to change, what did she ask the man to do? (Love me like this)
Phonogram: Love me like this.
Leading:
You are as beautiful as roses
Only one difference
Roses wither from frost
And your beauty never.
Presenter:.
Ladies, we have the opportunity to collect a bouquet of flowers as a gift!
Phonogram: Background is cheerful.
GAME MOMENT “FLOWER QUIZ”
1. Flower - threads. (Iris)
2. Flower is a feminine name. (Rose, Lily, Daisy)
3. Flower – girl’s eyes. (Pansies)
4. Flower - the shoe of the goddess of love. (Venus's slipper)
5. The flower is a selfish person. (Narcissus)
6. Flower – monk’s headdress (Royal crown)
7. Flower - boy and girl. (Ivan da Marya)
8. Flower - with a good memory (Forget-me-not)
9. Flower - living forever. (Immortelle)
10. The flower is a fortune teller. (Chamomile)
11. Flower - a small bell. (Bell)
12. Flower - star. (Aster)
13. Flower – an affectionate male name. (Cornflower)
14. Flower - fragrant specks on chintz (Sweet pea)
15. Flower is a relative of fabric with pile (Marigold)
Phonogram: What a dark night.
Disco.
2 block. Nominations.
Leading: By the way, (Host name), I wanted to ask, if a woman, then for some reason she is always either Elena the Beautiful or Vasilisa the Beautiful, but she is both “Sleeping Beauty” and “Baba Yaga”…. . Oh, sorry, I misspoke, in a word, no matter what a woman is, she’s a fairy tale.
Presenter: Yes, the man against her background is clearly losing. If he is a king, then he is naked, if he is a knight, then he is stingy, if he is a horseman, then of course he is headless. Well, if it’s an employee, then – Balda.
Leading: But this was in the old days, today our man, thanks to a woman, does not feel superfluous in this life. He can boldly go through life without fear of going astray.
Presenter: And now ______________________ acts for us. Meet!
Miss "ERUDITE". Competition "Live Buttons".
3 men and 3 women are called, caps are put on the men, the women stand behind them, the players are asked who knows the answer first, quickly “clicks” on the button (the man’s cap) and says the answer. Whoever says the most correct answers is the winner. “Button” (man) must respond with a certain sound, “pi-pi”, “mu-mu”, “ku-ku”, “woof-woof”, etc.
Questions: 1. In which ditty are both women and the number 8 mentioned? (Eight girls, one me, where the girls go, there I am!)
2. What alcoholic drink reminds you of Women's Day with its name? (Martini).
3. Remember films with the word WOMAN. (“Strange woman”, “Sweet woman”, “Beloved woman of mechanic Gavrilov”, “Woman as a gift”...)
4. What movie titles consist of only adjectives addressed to women? (“The most charming and attractive”, “The only one”...)
5. Which songs mention women's names?
(“Lisa! Don’t leave!” “Oh, Tanya, Tanya, Tanechka!”, “Me and my Masha are at the samovar,” “Hello, hello, Alena!”, etc.)
6. Which wines are named after women? (Lydia, Isabella, Dunyasha...)
7. What plants remind you of women's names? (Rose, lily, pansy, daisy, Ivan and Marya...)
Phonogram.
Miss Marya the Artisan.
Leading:
A woman can make something out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat.
Presenter:. We are playing for the next nomination. Marya is an artist! Make a hat.
Phonogram: for the competition - Uh-uhm-mmmmm!, Dj Vasquez - Tequila,
stripper performance _______________________.
Miss Charm".
We dance to different dances: Eastern, Lambada, Charleston,
Phonogram.
Queen of the night– Competition for who can tie a tie better (Cheerful music.)
“TELEGRAM” COMPETITION. I ask men to come to me. Let's imagine a situation where you are sending a telegram to your other half.
Men are offered a choice of 10 telegrams.
The text of the telegram is in your hands. Depict its content with gestures and facial expressions. Dear wives need to read the telegram out loud, i.e. say the text of the telegram out loud.
Print telegrams.
The final.
So the bouquets are over,
SMS, show-offs, candies,
Congratulations, wishes,
Quarrels, screams, partings,
"Why did not you call?"
“Bastard, you forgot me!”
“You bastard, you don’t love me!”
“How are the carnations? What the heck?
“Where is the fur coat? You promised!"
“Did you also congratulate Klavka?”
“Who have you been calling all evening?”
“What the hell is this meeting?”
“I want like the one in the commercial!”
“Well, where is the gift for mom?”
Did you manage without a heart attack?
Guys, happy March 9th!!!
