Funny quotes. Funny quotes. Pearls of the mighty

- Why aren’t you married? - You see, I want him to be special. So that he would not be interested in my body, or my money, or my connections... but he was interested in my soul! - Do you understand that you want the devil?

Why did the wolf blow in the fairy tale about the three little pigs and the roof was blown off the piglets?

I will kill him! - Come on. Are you serious or what? - Well, not in the physical sense, of course... But it’s better for him not to appear online.

Statistics: men have sex 1.5 times more often than women. Question: With whom?

A sociable, pretty girl with long hair, an elegant slim figure and large breasts, without complexes, will sell a car of cement

Whoever is a fool knows it himself.

Life sometimes throws things at you that you have to stop and pick up.

I eat fried dog. Belching after eating is like a delivery report.

Bachelor eggs: opened the refrigerator, scratched the eggs, closed the refrigerator

My life is striped, but it's not a zebra, it's a rainbow

You need to brake with the pedals, not with your head!

You're attractive, I'm damn attractive, so why waste time?

Love you. - And I you. And wash the cup!

Won. Lost. I don't care because at the end of the day I'll still have that face, so who's the real winner here?

Everyone has their own recipe for happiness. It’s written on my ceiling: I’m quitting eating tomorrow. Every morning, when I wake up, I see this inscription and think: it’s good that tomorrow, and not today)

It’s good where I’m not... But it’s okay, I’ll get there too!

Having a sense of humor makes it easier to cope with the lack of everything else.

I don’t know who writes the script of my life, but he has a sense of humor.

Why am I? I'm nothing. Others look what, and nothing, but I’m a little what, and immediately there’s what

Wife: Let's buy a car, I'll learn to drive, we'll see the world! Husband: THIS OR THIS???

In childhood, girls like beautiful dolls, and boys like beautiful cars, but with age it becomes the other way around!

Why can’t you call for a passport, glasses and a second sock?

Have you ever thought that you need to go back to work because you earn more? - Have you ever thought that you need to earn more?

The third millennium has arrived! Alas, for the same rake.

Are you worried? - No. Were you nervous before the test? - Mmm, no. I was terrified.

My bitch Persian cat, settled on my bitch Persian carpet, bitch Persian Gulf!

In order not to become overtired, you need to sleep eight hours a day, and the same amount at night.

Criticism should be constructive. Insults must be justified. You're a fool because you're an idiot, for example

Between two evils, I will always choose the one that I have not dealt with yet.

I dream of becoming a boomerang. They throw you, and you throw them back in the face.

For the sake of money, people are ready to do anything - even to work.

Before catching snowflakes in your mouth, make sure that all the birds have flown south.

Tolerance is when your ass is red with anger, and your head smiles and nods.

Sex and whiskey coke Caribbean you say? no, I have borscht, sausages, tea and toffee.

My husband was jealous of the computer... Strange, he has never been jealous of the stove!

Outstanding representatives of humanity, in order to express their opinion with their help and give it greater weight. And it doesn’t matter whether the author’s name is known or whether the aphorism belongs to folk wisdom. They are particularly successful because they help not only to express your attitude towards something, but also to show off your sense of humor.

Men about women

With the advent of social networks on the Internet, a real battle of the sexes began. Women are looking for interesting statuses to show their attitude towards the universe and men in particular. And the stronger sex uses funny statements as a weapon to resist this.

Women's funny sayings

The better half of humanity is also great at manipulating aphorisms. With their help, women can both laugh at themselves and point out to men their mistakes.

Real men don't shy away - they doubt.
When eagles are silent, parrots chatter.
It is easy to say “I will die for you” when there is no need for such a sacrifice.
Women never lie! It’s just that at first they have a girlish memory, and then sclerosis.
With a good wife, a man can become a man.
Funny sayings about blondes are written by scary brunettes on lonely evenings.
If fate hits you in the forehead, then the kick in the ass didn’t work.
It's better to be a young grandmother than an old girl.
The truth should be presented carefully, like a dish of original cuisine, and not dumped out like fresh fish on Privoz.
Women's friendship is only a suspension of hostilities.
It’s nothing, there’s a wind in my head, but the ideas are always fresh.
Some men resemble clouds when they go to become lighter.
My preferences are simple - I am satisfied with the best.
The only medicine that brings more benefit to a woman than harm is a new dress.

Funny aphorisms and statements on general topics

Pearls of the mighty

It happens that an absurd, funny statement that once escaped from the lips of a politician is remembered more than his entire activity.

We have enough people who, as they say, are not on friendly terms with their heads.
As they say, touch with your own eyes and see with your own hands.
I approached people from your Cabinet of Ministers and asked what their specialty was. It turned out that somewhere a gynecologist works, somewhere a plumber works. (V. Yanukovych).

Condoleezza Rice is a simple girl from Texas just like me.
As a child, I dreamed of becoming an astronaut, but I had to study a lot, so I became president.
Only we, the great American people, could send a lunar rover to Mars! (George W. Bush).

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NHTSYUYOB, DPVIYCHYYKUS KHUREYB, LFP FPF, LFP ЪBTБВБФШЧЧБЭФ VPMSHYE DEOOZ, YUEN NPTsEF RPFTBFYFSH EZP TsEOB.
TsEOEYOB, DPVYCHYBSUS KHUREIB, LFP FB, LPFPTBS UKHNEMB OBKFY FBLPZP NHTSYUYOH.

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YuHCHUFChP UPVUFCHOOOPZP DPUFPYOUFCHB NHTSYuYOSCH RTSNP RTPRPTGYPOBMSHOP TBNETBN LFPZP DPUFPYOUFCHB.
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uELUKHBMSHOSCHN PFLMPOEOYEN NPTsOP UYYFBFSH FPMSHLP RPMOPPE PFUKHFUFCHYE UELUB, CHUY PUFBMSHOPE - DAMP CHLHUB.

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zMBCHOPE LBYUEUFCHP REOUB - LFP CHETSMYCHPUFSH. pVS'BO CHUFBFSH RTY CHYDE DBNSCH, YUFPV DBNE VSHMP ABOUT YUFP UEUFSH!

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OH CH PDOPK OPZE RTBCHDSCH OEF, OP EUFSH NETSDH OINY ЪPMPFBS UETEDYOB.
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FPMSHLP PDOP NPTsEF UDEMBFSH NEYUFKH OEDPUFYTSYNPK: LFP UFTBI OEKHDBYUY.

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oYLPZDB OE VPKUS DEMBFSH FP, YuFP FSCH OE KHNEEEYSH. rPNOY: lPCHYUEZ VSHM RPUFTPEO MAVYFEMEN. rTPZHEUUIPOMSCH RPUFTTPYMY FYFBOYL.
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OYLPZDB OE RTYLBYBSCHBK, EUMY NPTSEYSH RPRTPUIFSH. y OILPZDB OE RTPUY, EUMY NPTSEYSH RTYLBYBFSH.
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X NEOS DPUFBFPYUOP UIMSHOBS CHPMS, YuFPVSH UPITBOIFSH CHUE UCHPY CHTEDOSHE RTYCHSHCHYULY.

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ъBIPIUEYSH - OBKDIYSH CHTENS, OE ЪBIPIUEYSH - OBKDIYSH RTYYUYOH.
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h IPDE RTEPVTBBPCHBOYK ЪДТБЧППИТБОПОВК ЪДТБЧППИТБОВОПОС RTPZТБННБ "УФПМИУОПЭ ЪДТБЧППИТБОВЭОЕ" DPCHEMB LBUEUFChP PLBBBOYS NEDYGYOULYI HUMKHZ DP TELPTDOP OYLLPZP HTPCHOS.

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pVTBEBFSHUS CH RPMYILMYOYILY, RTEDPUFBCHMSAEYE LPLFEKMSH Y OELPNREFEOFOPUFY, VEPFCHEFUFCHOOPUFY Y IBNUFCHB, UFBMP CH MHYUYEN UMKHYUBE VEURPMEЪOP, B ЪБУБУФХА - PRBUOP DMS TSIYOY.
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CH OBJEK UFTBOE TBUFEF OE LLPOPNYLB, B TsPRB, CH LPFPTK POB OBIPDFUS.
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ZMHRPUFSH NBULITHEFUS RPD BOETZYA FEN, YUFP OE YUYUEBEF, B NEOSEF ZhPTNSCH.
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CHUE MADI RTPYPYMY PF PVESHSO, OP OE CHUE PF YUEMPCHELPPVTBOSHCHI.
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MADI YUBUFP RKhFBAF CHPMOPCHBOOKHA ZMHRPUFSH U VKHTMSAIN KHNPN.
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OE ZPCHPTYFE, YUFP NOE OHTSOP DEMBFSH, Y S OE VHDH ZPCHPTYFSH, LHDB CHBN OHTSOP YDFY.
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