Rest after mental labor does not at all consist in doing nothing, but in changing things: physical labor is not only pleasant, but also useful rest after mental labor.
Ushinsky Konstantin Dmitrievich
Rest: what you do when no one tells you what to do.
"Prendergast Joseph"
When you go on vacation, take half as much and twice as much money.
"Susan Anderson"
Vacation is a time that confirms the fact that there are no irreplaceable people.
"Alexey Kalinin"
A vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one.
After I asked the seller for two loaves of Windows in the store, I realized that I had not been on vacation for a very long time.
The last day before leaving for work, I had to go through the door sideways - a satisfied mug did not crawl through!
Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss now ...
Woke up happy? So you are a vacationer.
Conversation of two snowflakes: - Where are you flying? - To Greenland. I'll take my vacation. And you? - In America. I'll make them panic.
The best rest is a change of occupation.
"Pavlov Ivan Petrovich"
A checkbook is your personal and highly accurate predictor of your holiday destination.
"Aron Vigushin"
Only a man should always make shish kebabs, because only a man knows how to properly plant and fry well!
This is us taking a vacation to overstrain in the country.
I spent two weeks at a ski resort. It was so cold there that I almost got married.
"Shelly Winters"
Throughout our lives, we are gradually being prepared for adulthood. In the kindergarten - we can go, we can not go. At school, there is some control. Yes, and less rest - only three months, plus spring and autumn holidays. The university is even stricter. Student, a pass to the hostel, two weeks of winter rest, and two months - summer. And after that we are ready for work and a month of vacation.
“Only this week! Last minute trips to the most beautiful, most fiery regions of Russia. You will never forget this vacation!” This is how firefighting campaigns should be.
“It’s time for you to go on vacation” is also a kind of diagnosis.
And on weekends, you can dream about how you will dream on vacation.
After all, the best thing about any vacation is not so much relaxing yourself as watching others work.
"Kenneth Graham"
There are sharks in the sea, toads in the river, mosquitoes in the forest, and people at home. And where, tell me, a normal person can relax? Igor Krasnovsky
Vacation is boring. Vacation is nothing to dream about.
Let's divide the world: the sea is for you, the waves are for me; the sky is for you, the stars are for me; the sun for you, the light for me, or even better - everything is for you, and you for me!
You should even have fun with a commercial benefit for yourself.
"Aristotle"
For our tourists in the hotel, what is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir.
Dear alarm clock! Do not call me more! It's over between us! I'm leaving! On vacation.
If not for the director, I would read more. Wait for a visit on your site - I will visit more often. The director is on vacation.
Forgot about your vacation? So, it's time to forget about work!
The law of meanness, bitch, always works, seven days a week! Bl *, a meeting - I will send you on a distant vacation!
It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. And I want a psycho and I'll go to the country! I will water, weed, dig.
Personal life went on vacation indefinitely. Please do not disturb.
My favorite dream is about a vacation.
My dream is gone! Will be back next vacation.
My conscience has taken a vacation.
On a foreign beach: - Masha, did you leave food for Barsik? - I thought that you left ... - Well, no matter what vacation, we bury the cat!
We don't need an average score, so long as the vacation doesn't go to waste.
Find time to relax, because there is always work, and life tends to end.
Don't expect miracles, miracle yourself! - said the boss before leaving on vacation.
Vacation: two weeks on the beach and fifty aground.
"Leonard Louis Levinson"
Vacation employers seem to say: “There are no irreplaceable, we can do without you. And one month - and a whole year.
"Forten Louis"
A vacation is when in the morning, having found a bottle of cold champagne in the refrigerator, you think: “Why not?”
The first week after the New Year holidays - you pour into work, the second - you are a little tired, the third - you are already f*cking tired of working! A month - it's time to take a vacation, I deserve it.
My loved one's vacation is over and he's back at work. A whole day without him now seems to me eternal hard labor.
For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.
The wife went on vacation and left her husband and child alone at home. And now the son comes up to dad and says: “Dad, again I forgot how to put on my shorts correctly ...” The father sighed, took the shorts and shows: “Look, son, I explain again - with a yellow spot forward, brown back!”
Traditionally, he went on vacation at the height of the heating season.
And my grandfather went on vacation to Germany and, out of habit, took Berlin.
It infuriates when your holidays are just starting, mom is on vacation, mom will go to work - dad will go on vacation.
Most of all, a person needs rest immediately after a vacation.
"Albert Hubbard"
On Sunday, such a sudden languor, and on a weekday - I'd rather stay at home!
"Andreev Vladimir"
The perfect way to spend your summer vacation. Heat, loneliness, freedom.
"Haruki Murakami"
Everyone has the right to spend their holidays the way they want! And some even an opportunity.
He is so ... so desired, mysterious, unusual, fabulous, necessary, unique, bright, irreplaceable, long-awaited ...))) my VACATION
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What I want most right now is to be at the airport and hear that my plane is leaving for the sea in a few minutes...
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Nothing is more pleasing to the eye than a packed suitcase at sea...
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Most of all I want to go on vacation a month before and 10 months after it.
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Summer... sun... sea... beach... children... bags... husband... luggage... room... bunk... shower... clamor... was there a vacation - you'll understand...
Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife where...
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It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. And if I want to, I'll freak out and leave. To the cottage. I will water, weed, dig...
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After a good vacation, you need another week to rest.
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All good things come to an end sooner or later ... The moral of this fable is this - Khan came to leave ((
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On the last day before the vacation, I had to go sideways to work - a satisfied smile did not creep through the door.
The degree of tan is determined by the whiteness of the ass relative to the rest of the body.
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There are two photographs on my passport. On the first one, I'm sober, and the second - so that they let them out of Turkey and Egypt ...
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My girlfriend talks all the time about a trip to the Canary Islands. And I don't mind... Let him talk.
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For our tourists, everything that is not nailed to the floor in the hotel is a souvenir!
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Everyone who has returned from vacation must have a friend who will slap on a burnt shoulder and ask: "Well, how did you rest?"
For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.
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From vacation, as well as from hard drinking, you need to get out gradually))
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Stop a moment, you're on vacation!!!
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Holidays come and go, but you never want to work.
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A Russian person's vacation lasts 2 months, since he prepares for a vacation for two weeks, and comes out of it for two weeks.
Tears and hysteria - that's such a drama. Gained 4 kilos while on vacation...
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Nothing is more tiring than someone else's rest.
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Cheer up on a dull, gray, winter Friday! Write an application for a vacation with colorful felt-tip pens!
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Russian vacation - two weeks on the beach and 50 weeks aground.
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Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss it so much now ...
Statuses about work with meaning
It's good to work two jobs! Lots of money! But not because they pay a lot - but because there is no time to spend.
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Never before has a person been so close to perfection as when writing a resume!
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Thursday is better than Sunday! Because on Thursday tomorrow is Friday, and on Sunday tomorrow is Monday!
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If you don't know how to work with your head, work with a shovel.
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Work ennobles a man, but idleness makes him happy.
If your office is often entered without knocking, hang a dartboard on the inside of the door.
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- What should a specialist do for a salary of ten thousand rubles? - Nothing ... And even a little harm!
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Choose a job you love and you won't have to work a single day in your life.
In our country everything is PAYABLE: to be born!, to study!, to be treated!, to die! - Is there anything for FREE? - Yes... Work!!!
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Work hard and pay your taxes honestly. Thousands of workers in the state apparatus are counting on you.
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The specifics of life in a metropolis is such that some workers get tired before they reach work.
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I still can’t figure out: do I have a job, or does my job have me? ..
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Vacation is the most anticipated time of the year. Who has not dreamed of spending a vacation on a hot beach, lying in a sun lounger and drinking an airy cocktail, admiring beautiful tanned bodies and enjoying the long-awaited freedom? Came to the hotel, and there all inclusive. Comp. good, fast internet, ICQ, skype, toys. Isn't this a dream? And the view from the window - the sun, the sea, the sandy beach, the subtle smell of the sea wind and the feeling of a kiss from a beloved man. Simply super!
What a vacation - such a status!
As practice shows, the status of "on vacation" can change the personal inner world in one moment, today you are on vacation, and tomorrow you are no longer alone, or vice versa. But this can only mean one thing: you are waiting for a change in your personal life. Vacation is such a special time of the year, which can be determined by the feeling of incessant happiness, but you need to be able to enjoy every vacation day that falls, regardless of marital status. Have a loved one? Amazing! Enjoy each other. No partner? Amazing! There is an opportunity to devote time to yourself, you have the right to flirt. And yet, another advantage of the summer saga is that you don’t have to worry about what day of the week it is, what date it is at the moment; you may not even know your name, temporary amnesia, so to speak.
You can call your friends at three in the morning and ask: “Are you asleep?”. And they happily “Come in!” to you. You can just travel well in a beautiful car with your loved one along the sea, stop in unfamiliar places, and everywhere there is sun, fun and laughter. And you don’t have to think about the end of summer, which is much worse than the end of the world.
Dear alarm clock! Do not call me more! It's over between us! I'm leaving! On vacation…
A vacation is when you find a bottle of cold champagne in the fridge in the morning ... you think: “Why not ?!” ...
Labor made a man out of a monkey ... Vacation returned everything to its place!
Take me on vacation!…
Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss now ...
A vacation is two weeks on the beach and then another six weeks aground.
Most of all I want to go on vacation a month before and 10 months after it.
I think I'm pregnant: I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea.
No one needs a vacation as much as a person who has just returned from vacation.
The most drinking countries in the world were recognized: in winter - Russia, and in the holiday season - Egypt, Turkey, Cyprus and Thailand !!!
I want to go on vacation... to Bali... to the Bounty.
It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. And I want a psycho and I'll go to the country! I will water, weed, dig.
Sea. Vacation. Wife to husband: - Honey, look how the waves kiss me! — Aha! And they puke on the shore!
Chief!!! I need a vacation! - From what? - Excuse me, dick or numbers?
A real vacation is when you buy shorts and a panama hat, not new wallpaper and laminate...
Chief, remember! White (not tanned) color indicates employees who still want to go on vacation!
The sea! .. Almost very soon we will be together ... And we will enjoy each other.
In summer, the competence of workers is of two types:
I don't know, I'm going on vacation tomorrow.
I don't know, I just got back from vacation.
My favorite dream is about a vacation.
After rest, you need to rest.
Only a Russian person, after a sick leave, can go to work tanned and with a hangover!!!
It is so... so desirable, mysterious, unusual, fabulous, necessary, unique, bright, irreplaceable, long-awaited... my vacation.
From vacation, as well as from hard drinking, it is necessary to come out gradually ....
Well, how's the vacation, rested? - I had a rest, but the liver plowed in three shifts!
God, how I want to be at the airport and hear that my plane leaves for the sea in a few minutes.
My vacation has begun! People, lend a liver for three weeks .. I will return it in double size ..
Most accidents on vacation begin with the phrase "Look how I can."
Masha, where are you going to rest this summer? — Near Vladimir. Nothing, normal guy.
For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.
Work two to five, a salary of one hundred thousand rubles, a vacation of at least six weeks ... Call urgently !!! Let's start the general search!
As soon as you start to feel like a free person, how are you - there is still a vacation, but there is no money anymore!
The sun shines - but does not warm, vacation warms - but does not shine ...
Times are changing, we save money for Sochi, and if it doesn’t work out, we go to Turkey.
The main thing in extreme recreation is to notice in time when the extreme ends and the f**k begins.
When waking up in the morning is more and more like resuscitation, it's time to go on vacation.
All good things come to an end sooner or later - the moral of this phrase is that Khan came to leave.
For our tourists in the hotel, what is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir ...
The first working days after the holidays - you urgently need to remember how to do nothing if things are fucked up ...
Family vacation. Dad wants to go to the Alps and mom wants to go to the sea. Dad began to look for a compromise, but mom had already found a compromise - the whole family goes to the sea, but dad is allowed to take skis with him.
Turkey for every Russian begins with a bar.
Everyone has the right to spend their holidays the way they want! And some of the opportunity...
Upon the return of a colleague from vacation:
- Well, how? Already plunged into work?
- Already dunked ...
If you have been to the Canary Islands and upon returning your friend does not greet you, then she is ... happy for you!
No matter how much you rest, from the first day of work you want to go on vacation again!
Most of all you hate your job a few days before the holidays.
It’s awesome to be on vacation… I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to stroke… but I want to… freak out… I’ll go to the country… I’ll water, weed, dig…
There are jellyfish in the sea, ticks in the forest, and people in the city. And where, tell me, should a normal person go on a vacation that is safe for health and nerves?
The girl went to the sea - she herself did not rest and did not give it to others.
And the summer smells of smoke from the grill, strawberries, the sea, heavy rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are waiting for ...
Chief, remember! White (not tanned) color indicates employees who still want to go on vacation!
When awakening is more and more like resuscitation, it's time to go on vacation.
If you start to look like a passport photo, then it's time for you to go on vacation!
I wish to rest. World, get away from me!
The sun shines on everyone, and only the lucky ones sunbathe.
I'm going on vacation, dear friends, there is no need to envy and wish good luck. I'll be fine without it!
A real vacation is when you buy shorts and a panama hat, not new wallpaper and laminate.
Eternity is the time from the beginning of the working day to its end. A moment is 23 calendar days of vacation.
From resort news: The authorities of Turkey and Egypt require that Russian tourists be photographed for a passport while drunk.
War and peace - work and vacation!
For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.
No one needs a vacation as much as a person who has just returned from vacation.
Vacation: two weeks on the beach and fifty aground.
In the morning the sea and a happy face. Burnt shoulders and white semi-sweet in the evening. I will live until then. I believe.
As soon as you start to feel like a free person, how are you - there is still a vacation, but there is no money anymore!
Even if you forget what work is, what vacation is, you will never forget!
A vacation is when in the morning, having found a bottle of champagne in the refrigerator, you think: “Why not ?!”
It's very hard to have a wise vacation after 11 months of stupid work.
Soul on the sea. Ass on a chair.
Vacation is the fifth season of the year, which can only be defined by the feeling of everlasting happiness!
Meet the palest girl on the beach, she's just got it!
The best thing about any vacation is not so much relaxing yourself as watching others work.
I would wave to the sea now - dip my ass into the waves!
Subordinates have two vacations, the first is their own, the second is the boss's vacation!
When you are already on vacation, you have no problems, except for one thing - it will end soon.
On the last day before leaving for work, I had to walk through the door sideways - the smile did not creep through!
Someone comes from vacation tanned, and someone is blue.
If you want to relax by the sea, you will find an opportunity, if you don’t want to, you will find a reason.
The most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.
The sea! .. Almost very soon we will be together ... and we will enjoy each other.
