Fairy of fabric and needles,
You are a scissor.
On my birthday I wish
So that all dreams come true.
Sew a dress for yourself out of happiness
And embellish with love
Put on a new thing soon
And understand - life is good!
From a piece of small
Can you create a masterpiece
Deftly with a thread and a needle
Fabric you can conquer.
On my birthday I wish
inspiration to you
New creative ideas
Happiness female in destiny.
Let a worthy return
Bring you your work.
And customers are your talent
Let them appreciate and understand.
Happy birthday, seamstress. I wish you even seams in work and strong seams in relationships with loved ones. Let your life consist of bright, multi-colored shreds of fun, happiness and love. I wish you beauty and a wonderful mood, great luck and constant inspiration to create wonderful things!
Let your life go on in an even line,
And the thread of happiness never breaks!
Let everything that the soul is waiting for
Easy and hassle free!
I wish you a lot of inspiration
To create new masterpieces
And so that your customers look forward
New outfits were in a hurry to buy!
Let the smile be from ear to ear
And the mood skyrockets!
From bright fabrics, your life is sewn,
May you have enough golden threads!
Let there be just a sea of inspiration
To always create with joy in my soul!
I wish you well on this birthday
To live happily ever after!
Make some time
To hear congratulations:
Sweet, business, beautiful
We wish you a birthday
Lots of new orders
Friendship with a muse, style, fashion,
Like stitches - happy days
And good luck gilding.
And on a personal note
All in flowers and delicate silk,
To be with your loved one
Like a thread with a needle.
Let happiness wind behind you
Like a thread behind a needle
Let the stitch to the stitch is put,
And everything will make sense.
Let the money come too
Don't get tired of sewing
Let the profession love you
How you love her!
Happy birthday, congratulations
incomparable seamstress,
Inspiration at work
I wish you.
Let your favorite pastime
Gives joy and prosperity
Let life be happy
The result of the work is sweet.
There are so many creative professions and deeds,
But sewing is a special lot.
Such outfits are born at once,
We want to congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts.
And wish you success in your work,
For the soul to be in flight.
Sincere meetings and happy smiles.
Next to real people, loved ones.
You are given - you scribble on a typewriter,
You can draw any model like a picture!
I wish that the eye remains a diamond,
Not a single style of yours has become familiar!
I wish you joy, success,
Warmth, kindness, love and laughter,
So that work gives you only pleasure,
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday!
You can sew anything
You can sew up the hole
Make friends with a thread and a needle,
You can make an outfit you are fashionable.
Happy birthday, congratulations
Happiness, ease in work,
Longevity, prosperity,
Inspiration to you!
Fairy of cloth and needles,
You are a scissor.
On my birthday I wish
To make all dreams come true.
Sew a dress for yourself out of happiness
And embellish with love
Put on new clothes,
And understand - life is good!
***
Happy birthday, seamstress. I wish you even seams in work and strong seams in relationships with loved ones. Let your life consist of bright, multi-colored shreds of fun, happiness and love. I wish you beauty and a wonderful mood, great luck and constant inspiration to create wonderful things!
***
Let the smile be from ear to ear
And the mood skyrockets!
From bright fabrics, your life is sewn,
May you have enough golden threads!
Let there be just a sea of inspiration
To always create with joy in my soul!
I wish you well on this birthday
To live happily ever after!
***
Let your life go in an even line,
And the thread of happiness never breaks!
May everything that the soul is waiting for
Easy and hassle free!
I wish you a lot of inspiration
To create new masterpieces,
And to make your customers look forward
New outfits were in a hurry to buy!
***
There are so many creative professions and deeds,
But sewing is a special lot.
Such outfits are born at once,
We want to congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts.
And wish you success in your work,
For the soul to be in flight.
Sincere meetings and happy smiles.
Next to real people, loved ones.
Beautiful wishes and poems happy birthday to the seamstress
***
You can sew anything
The hole can be sewn up immediately,
Make friends with a thread and a needle,
You can make an outfit you are fashionable.
Happy birthday, congratulations
Happiness, ease in work,
Longevity, prosperity,
Inspiration to you!
***
Of course, you are a master
You do miracles sometimes
After all, it was not in vain that I decided in life
Become you, dear, a seamstress.
On my birthday I wish
creative inspiration,
creativity, positive
And great patience.
***
Make some time
To listen to the greeting:
cute, businesslike, beautiful
We wish you a birthday
Lots of new orders
Friendship with a muse, style, fashion,
Like stitches - happy days
And good luck gilding.
And on a personal note
All in flowers and delicate silk,
To be with your loved one
Like a thread with a needle.
***
I wish your life was
Cheerful, very bright and happy,
So that you always smell and bloom,
She was simply unimaginably beautiful!
Let there be beautiful creations
Which you sew with great love!
I wish you this birthday
Love, prosperity, peace and health!
***
Let happiness wind behind you
Like a thread behind a needle
Let stitch to stitch lie down
And everything will make sense.
Let the money come too
But sewing will not tire,
Let the profession love you
How you love her!
Cool, funny, funny and comic congratulations on the seamstress's birthday
***
You make clothes
So skillfully, deftly sew,
Once - a ready-made jacket,
Two - pajamas and a hat!
unbelievable seamstress,
Happy birthday!
Glorious happiness to you
And success in fate!
***
Happy birthday, dear seamstress!
Your hands are definitely golden.
May happiness surround you
Good joys warm.
Let love bloom in the soul
And health is only getting stronger.
Let the income grow faster
And a crowd of smiles surround.
***
Happy Birthday. I wish you to combine bright shreds of happiness into one whole colorful canvas with strong and durable stitches, I wish, if hope suddenly bursts at the seams, immediately grab it with a thread of perseverance and inspiration, I wish you to go to your vital goal as quickly and deftly as you skillfully and beautifully scribble on a sewing machine. Let every thing that has been in your hands be a real masterpiece of fashion, let every day of your life become a real miracle and holiday.
***
There is no equal in sewing,
Our dear, you.
Happy birthday, congratulations
May you always be lucky in fate.
I wish you success
new creative ideas.
From complaisant clients
At the door of the lines.
***
Seamstress, you know a lot about fabrics,
Their qualities and properties known to you,
Every centimeter, stitch is close to you,
And sewing machine device.
You have a sense of taste
You know the features of the figures
You can create exclusive things
And for this, you get a good salary.
On your birthday, we wish you success,
Interesting and creative solutions
Abundance, energy, harmony, love,
Fulfill your cherished dreams!
***
Any outfit you make skillfully
And you can quickly sew any thing,
Excellent seamstress, excellent master,
We wish you many years to live
May happiness bring your birthday
And new ideas will come
Success, joy, love and inspiration,
Sadness does not come back!
***
I wish you a lot of inspiration
To sew masterpieces,
May your creations always
Everything will sell out fast!
Success, joy, health
I wish you a happy birthday!
Let life be filled with love
And gives only pleasure!
***
Birthday congratulations
Accept from me, seamstress,
Equal lines to you in life
I wish from the bottom of my heart.
Let the machine scribble loudly
And the threads do not break
On the face of clients
Let smiles bloom.
Let your work be
Perfect, flawless
And along the lines you happiness
May it lead to infinity.
***
On my birthday, I wish you to live happily,
You are great at sewing!
I wish everything in life is as easy
You managed to misfortune out of spite.
Fate will bring warmth and comfort,
Friends surround and carry a miracle.
***
Every outfit you have is good
You obviously sew them with your soul.
You are a great seamstress.
Happy Birthday to You!
Happiness, joy in fate
We hurry to wish you
Also a good stock.
And the radiance of cute eyes!
***
A stitch followed a stitch,
Everything in your hands is on fire
Sat in the evening -
Here is an elegantly tailored suit.
And today is a beautiful day
I want to wish you
Good meeting, clear weather
And happy days in fate!
***
You sew clothes
That everyone and everything is delighted.
Happiness, Joy, Hope
You, dear seamstress!
Happy Birthday! Fun
Look at the whole wide world
Not everyone knows how to sew like you
You save the skill!
***
Happy birthday, sweet beauty!
You are my idol in art.
You are capable of a skein of fabric
Create a dress, decorating the inner world.
You are almost a designer, a couturier.
I wish you inspiration
Open your own studio.
I congratulate you on your birthday!
***
Happy birthday to a wonderful craftswoman, a wonderful seamstress. Let a thread with a needle work real miracles in your hands, let your favorite business give a feeling of complete self-realization and joy, let your loved ones surround you with care and tenderness of their hearts.
***
Bent over the machine again
You scribble, you scribble endlessly,
That dress, that cape,
You have a lot of orders!
Needleworker, seamstress!
Happy Birthday to You!
May the day be beautiful
And many guests will come to you!
***
Stitch by stitch,
The needle flickers in the hand
Happy birthday seamstress
I congratulate you.
Let you have a needle
Fingers do not prick,
And client work
Let him be pleased.
Let luck thread
Gives you
To sew on happiness
You to your destiny
***
You sew such outfits that people
All skills are amazed,
May you always be successful
To stay afloat!
Happy Birthday! Golden needle
Let a masterpiece instantly help to sew.
And I sincerely wish
And fun and joyful to be!
***
The whole family is well dressed.
Everything you need is sewn - covered.
Happy birthday, dear seamstress!
Everything you wish will come true!
You are great at sewing to order.
Become, I believe, a fashion designer.
And let everything work out for you!
Happiness to you, love, hope, faith!
***
With thread and needle
You go through life
By stitch stitches
Stitching the path
I love you today
Happy Birthday,
be a happy seamstress
And be loved.
Let the needle not prick
The stitch will be straight
May luck give you a thread
Let life be long
And let fate be good
In life, let you always
And in everything you are lucky.
***
From a small piece
Can you create a masterpiece
Deftly with a thread and a needle
Fabric you can conquer.
Tailor
Alexey Karamyshev
Uncle Zhenya sews a coat
Since he, no one sews!
Warm and fine
The coat is elegant.
If you sew pants
Threads, scissors are needed,
Every matter
Even engineering.
Uncle Zhenya - he is a tailor,
Sews both in summer and in spring,
In the cold and in the cold
Everyone really needs it.
Katia
Anatoly Lisitsa
Katya doll got worn out,
I'll take a needle, I'll thread
I'll make her a brand new dress
After all, Katya is my daughter.
I will cut out a colored scarf,
Hem the edges of the scarf
And kiss Katya tightly,
I love her so much!
Design
Andrey Eismont
The young designer came from school
I found a new dress on a chair.
Ah, how it sparkled with its gilding,
hands stretched out to him eagerly.
Everything is ready: scissors, chalk
He did everything for his mother that he could -
cut somewhere, and corrected somewhere,
sewed something, but left something.
Yudashkin could not come up with such a thing,
what did the beloved son do for the mother!
And there is no joy, no boundaries, no limit -
and my mother was completely "stunned" with happiness!
About the snub nose
Andrey Eismont
Snub nose puffed, sniffed
Sweat from stress
Squinted eye. One concern-
In a needle with a thread from a reversal.
Which time. About an hour
Let's say the task is extra-class!
And the long-awaited victory
The thread is threaded into the needle by hand!
One more hour and you'll be fine
And there are patches on my pants
When mom comes home
"Where's my snub-nosed tailor?"
we sew
Arkady A Eidman
Crashed, collapsed, shattered, smashed
the sky, dropping fragments to the ground.
now look for a thread with a needle,
to rid the worlds of a hole
In the blue curtains of the transparency of the day,
in the black curtains of the starless night.
someone else wants to mess around
with these holes except for me?
If you want, it's more fun
That means we'll get the job done sooner.
and continue with the unknown "someone"
sew-sew on your favorite land.
Dressmaker
Boris Zakhoder
All day today
Shew.
I put on
Whole family.
Wait a bit, cat, -
You will also have clothes.
Granddaughter worries
Vasily Rosov
Scarlet, yellow, and purple,
Here is a lemon, blue color,
Grey, white and green
And what is not here!
I'm in my grandmother's box
Where is everything for sewing,
Without asking, in the heat of disassembly:
Threads - in a heap, though it is impossible.
Interesting here is terrible:
Here are needles, floss,
Knife, scissors (dangerous!),
Soap, chalk - I need everything.
I planted dolls next to me
Here - learn, we will sew,
Grandma told me:
We must be friends with the pattern.
Sorry, I just can't...
Lots of bright spots...
I will overcome science
I will become a master - be healthy!
I'll dress up a collie - Tishka,
Cat Murka - sundress,
I will not forget the monkey -
She has a patch in her pocket.
Mom and dad will be surprised:
Well, business! Blimey!
Ah, how it hurts! With a "terrible" wound!
I got pricked. Here's the trouble!
Riddle about the Seamstress
Vladimir-Georgy Stupnikov
Who habitually sews perfectly
For teens and kids?
For workers and military
And, in general, for all people?
Who is beautifully lined below
Will he sew the edges evenly?
Tell me guys
What is her name? …(Seamstress)
Tailor
Vladimir Myalin
The tailor cuts ratin and tweed,
And the frosty spirit he cuts,
And sews a coat for the blizzards themselves,
And flyaways sew to the winds,
And the roofs - with grief in half -
Covers so that the roofs do not get damp.
And he's out the window
On the firmament stepping canvases,
And patches scarlet clouds;
The needle sticks in the clouds,
And the crackle of a house cricket
For the drowsy "Singer" takes.
Towards the pale yards
And dovecotes, and churches,
Towards bakery hunchbacks
Hurries, hunched over, tailor.
The tram calls him: "stop!",
The electric locomotive is buzzing: "Where are you? .."
needlewomen
Eva Sher
My sister and I were tailors,
We sewed clothes for dolls.
I for Masha's doll dress
I'll open my leggings
And things will go smoothly
If you take your mother's bathrobe,
cut it into a skirt
For the beautiful Anyutka.
And for the old doll of Sveta
Take grandma's jackets...
Daddy won't be offended
If also doll Yulia
I will open it on a sundress
From his jacket pocket!
Well done sister and I
Seamstress needlewomen!
Little dressmaker
Ekaterina Yakukhina
Mom sews trousers for her brother,
Well, I'm not far behind:
I took the needle in my hands -
I'll sew a dress for a doll!
I threaded the needle
Tied a knot
And the work began to boil:
Stitch follows stitch.
I sewed for Tanya doll
New bright sundress.
From cheerful perstroy fabric
Big pocket in front!
Dolls - Tanya's girlfriends
Can't look away.
Friendly ask for all the toys
Sew them such an outfit.
Boldly, I got down to business:
I sew, iron and cut.
Wearing new dresses
All happy family!
In business, the main thing is skill:
If I can sew
Something for every new thing
Can be quickly crafted.
For the rubber wolf
I'll sew a silk vest
For funny Cheburashka -
Cross-stitch shirts
And for the plush bunny
There will be panties and t-shirts.
The threads have run out in the spool,
And it's time for bed...
Know exactly all the toys:
I want to be a dressmaker!
briskly sewing machine
Elena Butorina-Palaguta
The sewing machine quickly scribbles seams on thin fabric.
It knocks merrily. Rhythmically. "Tra-ta-ta-ta, tra-ta-ta"...
Needles with colored threads famously dance, the light of mystery
A network of whimsical patterns embroidering on canvas...
Ribbons rustle melodiously, playing with tints.
Beads, beads and rhinestones tease with unearthly glitter.
The bobbins jump playfully, connecting the threads in an instant.
And the hook - weaves openwork, making the world lacy.
Candles "cry" wax, burning gently
Silk petals for artificial flowers.
Everyone is creating!!! Easily. Free. And luxurious creations
Sincerely, with all my heart they give bright love !!!
Dressmaker...
Zinaida Berezina-Khrushch
My grandmother is a dressmaker
As good as it gets.
She cuts fabric famously,
And then sews.
She has a miracle machine -
Sews quickly and quietly.
That's how I grow up, that's how I will
I am also a dressmaker.
Grandma says: - Zinka,
That machine is not a toy.
You don't touch the wheels
And then you will sew your fingers.
But the machine is like a magnet
So it pulls and beckons ....
Grandma will come out the door -
I'll check that machine.
Finally she left
She has her own business
I noticed in the kitchen
She made the dough.
Here is a piece of material
Not too much and not too little
I'll put it under the needle
I'll keep it carefully.
I'll just write one line
It will be very interesting
I should try how to sew
Until grandma comes.
Oh...! Never expected:
The paw ran quickly! ..
-Grandma!!!... Go quickly!
My fingers are off!
Tailor
Clara Zhabova
A tailor sits on the window -
He is a mischievous boy.
Scissors - click, click, click:
Knows a lot about his business!
I sewed gloves for a jellyfish,
Watermelon pantaloons,
For the tram - a cape,
A couple of pig wings.
And recently two girlfriends
He sewed freckles to his cheeks,
Uncle - a thick red nose,
An important lady - a fox tail,
For cats - slippers sewed with claws,
Psam - muzzles with fangs,
Well, he sewed my mustache
Amazing beauty!
Tailor's Instructions
Ksenia Lyubavina
A simple mind cannot understand a tailor,
You can't get around him on anything.
So, client, hasten to remember,
Knowledge won't get in the way for you.
Be more modest and ask to sew
The style is simple from a suitable fabric,
And most importantly, pay less.
Abandon hope, ye who enter here.
Along the way, we tame egoism,
So that this process does not result in a problem,
After all, the tailor has a delicate body,
With the finest, very nervous system.
Fitting is holy - rain there, or snow,
Come, be still and be patient.
Step right, left - it's like an escape
The tailor fires without warning.
And if it messes up not from evil,
Forgive him - and the Lord will reward.
Well, I wasn't in the mood, I didn't get enough sleep,
Why pick on a person?
Don't cough, don't smoke, don't talk,
And his brain does not need rosin.
In general, it’s better not to make the tailor angry,
Do not hand feed, do not breed in captivity.
Every tailor has his own "raisin",
Here the conclusion is simple, and everything is natural:
He will sew a dress and a suit for you -
You know pay. And don't work too hard.
Couturier
Ludmila Schmidt
I've been sewing all day today
I dressed the whole family
My whole family is animals,
There is an outfit for each:
Dresses and vests
Shorts and jackets.
Here I will arrange a defile,
I will become a famous couturier.
Seamstress
Natalie Samoniy
Who knows everything about thimbles
We are dressed from the needle,
Knows all the fashion magazines...
Who in the world sews better?
Who draws clothes for us,
Spoils us with clothes
To shine you and me?
It's a sewing mom!
Little dressmaker
Natalya Batsanova
They gave me a doll!
Jacket with buckle on the belt,
Trousers, hat with pompom,
And the pendant is with a pendant.
I'll sew a new outfit for her!
There will be a new doll.
My grandmother is a dressmaker
Will open my dress famously.
And show you how to sweep
How to thread a needle.
I sew very carefully -
You can get hurt!
Grandma helps me
Correction where necessary.
I also learned to sew
It just turned out great!
It became clear to me now -
Sewing yourself, believe me, it's nice!
Doll dressed up in a dress -
And she turned into a princess!
Dressmaker
Natalya Tata Zubareva
How beautiful is the doll Tanya
In a bright yellow dress!
I sewed a sundress myself -
It turned out very nice.
This button is from pajamas,
Fabric - from mom's yellow blouse
(I cut off a little -
Almost invisible on the back.
Matryoshka looks with envy,
She, matryoshka, is envious,
What is Tanya doll today
Dancing in a new sundress.
Do not worry, my matryoshka,
And I'll sew clothes for you -
Sundress and Panama
Mom has blouses too!
Little seamstress
Olga Klimenko 6
Threads, silk and lace -
Dresses for dolls, I sew myself:
Baby doll - a cap, a jacket - a bear,
And panties - for the monkey.
Two vests - hippo,
To walk in them through the swamp.
Crocodile for paws -
A pair of leather gloves.
Cat - boots and slippers,
Do not freeze so that scratches.
And the watchdog - in the kennel,
I sew a warm fur coat,
And for the summer - in Panama,
Everyone!
And a hat with a bow - mom!
Cutter
Olga Poveshchenko
Do you want to sew clothes?
Go to the studio quickly.
There the cutter will meet you,
Measurements will be taken at the same time.
Pick up any style
Will cut accurately.
Seamstress
Olga Poveshchenko
The line lays flat
The fabric flows under the arm.
Behind the machine is a craftswoman,
She sews clothes all day long.
Needle
Savinov Vladimir
Do not give this thing to small children,
Moms, never and for nothing in the world,
'Cause kids can get pricked
'Cause she might get lost
And then you can run into your foot,
If the thing is lying on the floor!
It is long, shiny and prickly -
This thing is pointed ... (needle)
Threads
Savinov Vladimir
We pull, we pull this something from the coil,
And then we insert it into a thin ʻear.
What's the eye, you guessed it, of course
But why did we get involved with this work?
Oh, our trousers must have torn,
There are no buttons on the jacket...
It's a shame to go wide open from the gate,
Help us rather a miracle - ... (threads)!
Dressmaker
Sergey Nikiforov - Senior
Everyone knows that Katya
Dolls in the most fashionable dresses.
Katya every week
Updates all models.
Draw, cut
And try on a new look.
And then a thread in a needle
Inserted on the first try.
And she went, she went with stitches -
Where is grandmother and mother!
Do not keep up with the tailor.
He sews both dresses and shirts.
Sundresses, trousers, skirts,
Blouses, jackets and coats.
Can also sew boots.
These are ... pies!
Dress free
Svetlana Mulyukova
Scribbling as if talking
Home sewing machine.
She is ninety years old
Sews everything! From silk to batting!
Lays down an exact, equal seam
Yes, and the most pleasant.
I am for sewing without further ado
I took it, tired already fairly.
And then I forgot, got carried away,
And there was a mood!
I took up an old hobby
I am extremely inspired!
At the place of the tuck and armhole,
Ready back, bodice, okat.
I am satisfied with my work
I sewed a dress at no cost!
Eh, tomorrow I show off
I haven't sewed for a long time.
And prolonging pleasure
I'll drive my friends crazy!
The art of cutting and sewing
Svetlana Redchina
Everyone taught: "Measure seven times!
We know by "lived, believe me."
"Yes, I'll decide everything myself, without you!" -
And boldly cut - by eye.
Easy and fast - chik-chik-chik!
The outfit is either tight or big ...
"Who does not take risks, he does not drink ...",
And "the courage of the city takes" ...
The art of cutting and sewing
I've been realizing for so long
And now I ask my granddaughter:
"Think - and measure seven times."
Line
Sergei Prilutsky
Stitch by stitch
Like wave after wave
The thread is rushing
Line home.
Helps her
This is a needle
Holes in matter
Doing it smart.
Dressmaker
Sibirtsev Vitaly
For Katya's favorite doll
I made a dress today!
Mama, mama, look
What a tailor I am!
The dress is bright, in flowers!
Mom to me: “Excellent, daughter!
Wonderfully coped with cutting,
Well, will you sew this for me?”
"Yes!" I answered right away.
“Glad for this order!
For my beloved mother
The dress will be the best!”
Dressmaker
Dream Svetlana
Today I am a dressmaker
I sew and cut famously!
Here are the scissors, and here is the mattress -
I need a patch:
Clack! Clack!
From a piece of mattress
Striped, bright red
I sew a down jacket for my mother -
Buzzing machine:
Whack! Whack!
The whole floor is strewn with cotton wool!
But is it my fault
What is small for mom down jacket?!
Sniffing, my nose drooped ...
And immediately the mood
Changed to autumn
Quietly crawled behind the cupboard -
Rain dripped: Drip ... Drip ...
There's a terrible hole in the mattress!
Maybe,
into the corner
I have to go…
Outfit for mom
Stepanova Elena Anatolievna
At my mommy
Beads on pockets.
I just sewed them on
I decided to add shine to the dress.
And then across
Cut off the red belt.
On the side I (that's beauty!)
Cross-stitched a cat.
Made bright pale edging,
Tore off an unnecessary bow.
I attached a clay brooch.
What a good outfit!
Dressmaker
Tatyana Lavrova - Volgograd
For Katya's favorite doll
I sew a jacket on cotton,
And for Dima and for Tony
A pair of trousers with synthetic winterizer.
I'm typing on a typewriter
I want to be a dressmaker.
Threads, scissors, needles
Not scattered to no purpose.
Slava Zaitsev - fashion designer,
For me, everything is an example!
Little seamstress's song
Auntie Au
Lop-eared puppy
It became no laughing matter -
On the velvet side
He has a hole.
Elephant lost weight
Velvet back.
We need immediately
Sewing machine!
She buzzes now
Like a bee in June
In a cheerful sewing dance
The needle will go
The patches fade
Bright reels!
And flowered bellies!
And polka dot ears!
Jokes about seamstresses, ateliers and dressmakers
FROM From my childhood, I remember a line from the instructions for a sewing machine: “Put the bobbin on the winder spindle so that the spindle key enters the bobbin slot”!
T Need a seamstress for interesting work with pants.
AT studio:
- What will we sew?
- Dress!
- Waist and bust - yours, or ours?
AND a women's atelier is looking for a man who can iron and spank.
- H you, tailor, got drunk yesterday!
- Strongly?
- Yeah! Inserted a thread in scissors!
AT a fat woman comes to a tailoring shop and asks the tailor:
- Advise on the best way to make a fastener on a jacket: with buttons or with a zipper?
- On bolts - advised the tailor.
Z The customer takes a suit made for him from the atelier...
Customer:
- What's this? One sleeve is shorter than the other!
Tailor:
- No, just lower one shoulder a little, and raise the other and arm a little back ...
- Well, look how well ...
Customer:
- And what is this ... trousers are wrinkled and short.
Tailor:
Let's fix it now...
- Sit down a bit, knees to the sides ...
- Look how well it sits!
The customer comes out of the studio in a new, only tailored suit, walks down the street, and two grannies meet and talk to each other:
- Look how the man twisted!
- Yes-ah-ah ... a freak - a freak!
- But the suit sits like a glove!
M man: I want to make a suit for my fiftieth birthday.
Tailor: Good. (Measurement) In which trouser leg do you usually put your eggs?
Man (flaming up): What do you care? Isn't it all the same?
Tailor (apologetically): You see, I need to know which side of the codpiece to make wider.
Man: What's the difference? Do the same.
Tailor: Uh, no. If you do it the same way, your shoulder will ache, your side will hurt and your leg will drag.
B london woman in a sewing studio.
- A good skirt, but the men will stare. You know what, write on the back: "If you can read this, you're standing too close."
- Okay, what font? 24th?
- No, it's too big.
- 16th?
- Not.
- 8th?
- Not.
- And how?
- Braille.
- H and a day without a line! - the seamstress-mechanic sighed heavily and put her foot on the pedal of the machine.
O dessa. Atelier fashion. An elderly Jewish cutter. A young client comes in.
- Dear, can you sew a skirt?
- Of course.
- How much fabric do you need?
The cutter, carefully looking at the client's legs:
- 60 centimeters.
- And so that the cups can be seen?
- Take 20 - and the whole service will be visible!
D dialogue
"Where did they make the suit?
- "In Paris".
- "How far is it from Berdichev?"
“Seven hundred kilometers.”
- "Wow, what a wilderness, but how they sew!
M fashion designers Zaitsev and Yudashkin entered into a mutually beneficial agreement, according to which Yudashkin will produce haute couture hares, and Zaitsev will sew exclusive Yudashki.
P With the master's approach from the American flag, you can sew one vest and 26 shoulder straps for ensigns.
AND woman - neighbor:
- I so dream of a bicycle! I constantly tell my husband how useful it is to pedal in the fresh air.
- Well, how did he fulfill your desire?
- Partially. He moved the sewing machine to the balcony
W Veya the thief took out the threads from work, and in the evening took a walk to the fullest.
AT studio:
The tailor measures the customer's material for a long time and very carefully.
The customer, looking at this, with sarcasm:
- Do you think you have enough?
Tailor, with knowledge of the matter:
It's important that you also...
- AND Sahak Solomonovich, only yesterday you gave me a jacket, and today my back burst.
- You see! I told you that the buttons are sewn on tightly!
M A man is trying on a jacket sewn in an atelier:
- Why did they sew three sleeves on me???!!!
Why didn't you warn me before...
P give birth to a retired lady from a sewing machine factory:
- We want you, Masha, to make a gift. which do you want?
Give me a sewing machine.
- After all, you worked here for 50 years, you could slowly pull it out in parts.
- I collect, collect, but it turns out - a Kalashnikov assault rifle
M my sewing machine is so powerful that it can sew phones
W eat everything from couture to panties
Sewing workshop ITK 05365.
FROM Tarik the tailor talks to his grandson:
- A girl can put on a ball gown and not dance, put on a bathing suit and not swim. But if she puts on a wedding dress, she probably uses it for its intended purpose.
P A 3rd year student of the Faculty of Sewing comes to the dean and asks to be expelled The dean asks in surprise:
- But why, sir, because you are an excellent student!
- You see, when in the 1st year they explained to me the difference between a "bad boy" and a womanizer, I put up with it. When in the 2nd year I realized why "TAMRAH" is more convenient than "O.V.", I almost resigned myself, but today in my dream my tights "went"!...
- P parallel seams intersect.
— Proven by Vietnamese tailors!
O an announcement in a knitting studio: "We knit products from the customer's wool."
At The reader asks little Vovochka:
What is your jacket made of?
- From cloth.
- Right, but what is cloth made of?
- Wool.
- Well done! Who gives wool?
- Sheep.
- Clever! So what animal gave you the jacket?
- Dad.
AT shop enters a young beautiful girl.
- Tell me, monsieur, how much does this fabric cost?
- Inexpensive, mademoiselle. One meter is a kiss.
- Really inexpensive, I'll take eight meters. Here is my address. Grandma will pay.
- P daddy, mommy asked you not to wear slippers, and go home in just socks.
- Why?
- She sewed and lost a needle, she can’t find it anyway.
P a woman comes to the tailor's atelier:
- Please sew me a nightgown 3 meters long.
- Why are you like this?
- And my husband is a scientist. For him, the main thing is the search, not the final result.
O announcement:
I’ll buy an overlock, not expensive, I can use it, I want to know what it is ...
P for some reason, the white thread that connects new socks always turns out to be stronger than the threads from which the socks themselves are made.
And blow a pin with a needle in the desert:
A pin, wiping sweat from his forehead - "Well, it's hot!"
Needle (with sarcasm) - "And you unbutton."
AT In Odessa, three tailors lived on the same street.
The first had a sign "The Best Tailor in Europe", the second - "The Best Tailor in the World".
The third, thinking, wrote: "The best tailor in this street"
P Ortnoy takes measurements...
- 150 - 150 - 150 ...
- Where will we make the waist?
R Russian weavers after a trip to France share their impressions with their boss:
"The tour began with the best weaving factory in Paris, they showed us everything, and then we were all raped, but except for Marya Ivanovna. Then we went to a reception at the mayor's office, talked with the management, after which we were all raped again, but except for Marya Ivanovna. Well, in conclusion, we visited the Louvre, after which we were again raped, but except for Marya Ivanovna"
The boss asks: “I don’t understand something: why was everyone raped, but Marya Ivanovna wasn’t?”
The weavers answer: "But she didn't want to!"
- FROM how much does the smallest sewing machine cost?
- the smallest sewing machine is a needle
On a holiday, any congratulation brings a person joy, happiness and laughter, and the day of light industry workers is no exception. Be sure that every employee in this field of activity will be happy to hear only the kindest and most sincere wishes addressed to him, which will warm the soul and give new emotions. Give your friend, acquaintance or sister your warm and sincere congratulations on the day of the seamstress, and then her eyes will shine with joy, and her heart will be filled with light. Each congratulation on our site is very interesting, concise, kind and original. All congratulations are quite diverse and carry only positive and good energy. Feel free to choose the congratulation you like for your beautiful seamstresses, and congratulate the girls on their professional holiday. We celebrate the day of light industry workers - the second Sunday of June.
Your date has come
Happy holiday to you, seamstress,
We are glad to congratulate you!
All those outfits are worthy -
Outfits, skirts with a neckline -
Award competitions!
You introduce us to the world of fashion squeaks,
You melt ice in frozen souls,
And so all together
We wish to live, how to tell fortunes,
Cut, throw, patch and sew
Another hundred or two hundred years!
For a dressmaker (name)
It's a matter of winter and summer.
People need all year round
Dresses, skirts and pants.
To be renewed just right,
Everything-everything-everything will be measured quickly -
Arms, waist and height,
Neck, head and tail.
Here he will find a pattern,
Will circle with white chalk,
Open, sew, iron,
Dress up a mannequin in a dress
And then sits and waits
That the client will come for him.
Night and day stubbornly over me,
The seamstress on the typewriter chirps loudly.
Hung to the door in a black frame
The inscription is short: "I sew according to the picture."
Listening to the knock on my headboard,
My friend, how often I wondered without a goal:
You bend your face over the widow's mourning,
Or over a sailor's white flannel?
Here, I am weakening, I am fading, I am burning,
But you knock - and at the same moment
I think I'm clinging to the sweet earth,
I listen to life's native beat ...
Friend unknown! When will they pass
Past the soul all past grievances,
Dead hearing will not be touched
Waves of the censer, words of a memorial service?
I can sew a little.
I sewed a sundress for a cat.
Only Dasha to dress
Doesn't want to! That bite
It starts scratching.
Sundress does not wear!
I then dog Bug
She sewed warm trousers.
Nice color and size...
Only, sorry, interferes with the tail!
The bug howls like a wolf,
And he doesn't wear pants!
I'm upset friends
And then I decided: I
I will sew for Ninka doll
Dresses, panties, scarves...
Doll is a fashionista! She is
Appreciate my work!
The sewing machine was noisy.
I wanted holiday clothes.
But there are words about this case:
Try on seven times, cut once.
Sounds subsided outside the window
Great working day
And the hands were patient
Making me immensely happy.
Worked casually and simply
For the sake of home and family.
And I caught myself on the resemblance
The work of a poet and a seamstress.
These two crafts are harsh,
Not for the lazy and the ignorant.
Hundred times the same word
Try on the line, one - cut off.
Oh muse, Cinderella-girlfriend, -
Let's work together!
Connecting the soul with the soul -
Your purpose.
Connect dawn with dawn
Longing - with hope, life - with good,
Rain - with parched earth
And hands - with joyful labor.
To be good in the world
So that there is no war in the world,
Work, muse, until dawn,
Don't arch your back.
In snowstorm and rain, in heat and cold
Don't forget that you are a seamstress
O muse with pricked fingers,
Oh my sweet torment...
Gennady Rostovsky
It is a holiday today.
What to say?
The soul is full of feelings.
When I could knit words,
Like sweaters she
I would be ready to speak
For hours on end.
Alas and ah, for knitting words
I'm missing needles.
My head swells from thoughts
Language problems:
Oh, if I had my own words
I knew how to crochet!
But without saying a word,
Can't put words together
I can't congratulate
Consider voiced.
After all, I'm also not a burdock,
I have also been given a speech.
And I say out loud:
Long live she!
