Funny female and male profiles on dating sites
Women's profiles
FROM gray-eyed, attractive Capricorn is looking for a gentle Virgo.
And I'm looking for a friend, husband, lover, if all three come, I won't be offended! Waiting for all three, rolled into one!
To Wow I want to find: Preferably a guy and not preoccupied...
W hello! My name is Raisa. I am 21 years old. If I intrigue you write.
X I want to become happy with an independent, held, adequate, free man with serious intentions.
About myself: 36/172/54, the character is complex, harmful, capricious, spoiled and lazy. I have no real estate or movable property!
M young, healthy, easy-going grandmother 49/170/74 without bad habits and problems is looking for an active, sexy, caring man up to 58 years old without cockroaches and TV for a permanent family life
To unfortunately, I am not a happy owner of enlarged mammary glands and a capacious pelvis, sorry ...
M young, mischievous, agile... Height, cm: 158 Weight, kg: 85
W Inca meets a man for meetings at the bus station. Financial assistance is required. (joke)
And I WILL ASK ALL THE TURKS THERE, DO NOT WRITE TO ME!
B I am awesome, I am awesome - whoever is lucky.
X ouch! I am a burning brunette, but Russian. And so she dyed her hair blonde.
AT I love sex: that which does not contradict my moral principles.
To How often would I like to have sex: a couple of times in my life if I decide to have a baby
I such as it is, sometimes evil, sometimes a bitch, but kind and sympathetic.
E w\n, a\m, h\u, but where to find your love?
AT mostly sweet, tender, devoted... I can change!
I a sorceress looking for her magic wand
AT sex i like: messing around
And I want a guy. Turnkey family: beautiful wife, child and mother-in-law.
O for me: a mere mortal woman...
P a tall, unremarkable woman would like it too! Tel. 23-33-44.
FROM it’s easy about me, the main thing is always and in everything to agree with me
To briefly about yourself. Nationality: recorded Russian, mother - Jewish, father - German. So there are a lot of interesting things in my character and appearance...
O a charming chamomile is waiting for a generous bumblebee, who will pollinate her stamen.
To Rasivye girls will communicate with beautiful wealthy kings.
I slender, taut in places. I run in the morning. And I would like in the morning warmth and affection!
L I love nature, forest and land. I can create comfort with warmth. I don’t know how to go on with verses, I ask you not to answer from the top!
O for me:
And she sews and knits and won't say a word.
It's not about me!
I gentle and affectionate cat. In sex, mostly an asset. I'd like to see who I'm messing with.
AT the dova will meet the bean. Maybe unsociable. May be abnormal. Everything is possible. (joke)
M young people under 19 and over 25 please do not disturb, just please do not disturb those for whom the purpose of dating is sex, and who cannot imagine their life without it.
PS: Perverts, please go through the forest!
B Without a photo, do not write, I will not answer anyway! And don't offer me any muck ...
O Bo me: you can write a lot about what, but it is better to know! Do not offer sex, I'm interested in communicating with nice people!
Looking for: Friendship and communication, who knows where our conversation will lead.
P an attractive girl, a spectacular blonde, will meet a man, preferably a doctor, preferably a dermatologist, a specialist in warts.
M It's not hard enough to describe myself, so I won't do it. But, if someone is interested, then I'll try, maybe it will work out.
X I want to meet an interesting person (who does not want to be bored in his spare time from work). This is all in a good way. Please do not bother me for sexually anxious needs!
I pretty, no bad habits, don't smoke, don't go out, don't work.
P Nice monogamist looking for a monogamist
O more to me: I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I faint from the word “ass”!
O You can write a lot of things to yourself, but this is not the fact that this is actually the case :) And I don’t see anything terrible in what was written ... Everything is very understandable ... there is nothing to be afraid of, but it’s worth delving into it carefully .. .. .For the very unintelligent
AT I love sex: well, I love something, I guess ...
F The photography is, of course, terrible. For some reason, the photographer wanted the head to be parallel to the shoulder. Probably loves the song "Moscow Nights" ...
To Wow I want to find: A young man with a sense of humor and a subtle understanding of women's desires and fantasies (don't get me wrong)
Male profiles
O I surrender to good female hands. He is unpretentious in food, took a walk to the left, was accustomed to the toilet, his salary went home. I have a passport and vaccinations. I respond to a cat, a chick, my sun, etc. The phrase “Mom does it differently!” I don't use. Not neutered. For girls who are not very prone to fullness and not older than 30. (Joke)
D evochki, behave well and modestly. Otherwise, I will! I am a strict uncle - a policeman. And I work from 8 am to 7 pm as a police officer in Pskov.
BUT a decent handsome guy will get acquainted with a cute slim adequate girl
B former underground fighter and trainer. Currently in business with my brother. Divorced. Daughter is 10 years old. Who will fall in love and take me away from here!
I I'll wait for you, only you come forever ...
M a man, three times a widower, seventy-five years old, is looking for a woman to live with....
R. s: Hobbies - I like picking mushrooms....
AT I love sex in general, I can't help it!
H normal in all respects a man wants to get acquainted as crazy!
FROM tarenki ( after 21 years old) ! Please do not write!
D a girl named Lena, whom I met on October 12 near the Kuzminki station. Your blond hair and red coat is all I have left. Please respond. Basil.
I I am divorced and have an 8 year old son. Other surprises in communication ...
H The four musketeers are looking for their milady to rejoice in their lifetime.
And I want a girl opposite gender.
X I want to meet a girl 25 years old, blonde, height 180 cm, blue eyes, 90-60-90, smart, beautiful. Short About Me - 12 cm ...
And I’m quite well off for a family with big buttocks, I’m looking for someone who is close in spirit and body with joint plans for life, I will surround you with care and attention, I won’t answer without a photo
O I'm really looking for a slender, beautiful dark-haired girl in a green bathing suit who was sunbathing on the Luzanovka beach on September 30th. Give me the towel and your phone number please! There were 3 wolves on the towel.
FROM a senior lieutenant from the metro, a girl in uniform (the rank of senior lieutenant), gray (possibly gray-green) eyes, a brown-haired woman, went out to Gagarin, who played a game of looks with me. :) I have never had such a worthy opponent :).
If you accidentally see this ad, then know that I would look into your eyes all my life. Too bad I figured it out when it was already too late.
M a man with refined taste is looking for a girl 92.346 x 61.712 x 93.451. Not a bore .
And I'm looking for the one with which there are no problems in this, like me.
O a lonely man is looking for love, affection, understanding and something to eat.
What to do with me? To love, to feed and not to give to anyone ...
B be my fair lady, and I will be your knight. Who said that the knights were transferred? Knock on my head. Do you hear? The sound is as if you are knocking on an iron helmet.
And the zba burned down, the horse ran away. And you're all gone and gone...
O graduated from the lyceum, you yourself understand what they do with normal people ...
And I am looking for a woman to realize my sexual fantasies (in a \ m, on a w \ n, with a w \ w).
M it doesn't matter that you love to listen to Joseph Kobzon. Signature: Joseph Kobzon .
P I ride the subway. I'll give you gum. Not an oligarch.
L A person of Caucasian nationality is looking for the same, of the opposite sex, without children and bad habits. Love in Russian, the details are on the spot.
G Let anyone be a good person! If only with housing.
I not simple, rather I am not complex. In general, I am mentally healthy.
L I love extreme sex. Letters of recommendation are attached.
X I want to get acquainted by a marriage announcement. I will answer the letter with a photo. Landscapes do not send.
And I'm looking for a woman with an active lifestyle. missionary Do not offer.
L people with any mental disorders - do not write to me!!! I'm looking for a guy, a girl, a couple M+F, a couple M+M, a shemale for sex.
Communication on dating sites is actively gaining popularity in our time. This is much easier than starting to communicate in reality. But what to write about yourself on a dating site so that the profile attracts the attention of the opposite sex?
What to write about yourself on a dating site for men and girls
First you need to understand that there is a completely different approach to the female and male profiles. And here all the details are important.
Women's profile: rules and examples
Filling out the questionnaire, the girl often notices that there is no feedback from men. So what is important to mention in the questionnaire in order to be in the spotlight and make an acquaintance?
Rules for filling out a questionnaire for a girl
- Men most often pay attention to a woman's name. If the line is empty or a set of letters is written there, it is unlikely that anyone will respond to such a questionnaire. You should not indicate playful phrases or nicknames, they will only attract men with frivolous intentions. It is best to write the real name in full.
- Immediately it is worth deciding what is the purpose of creating a questionnaire. Some register for the purpose of simple communication, others are looking for acquaintances with the opposite sex. Therefore, in the column "purpose of dating" you need to indicate the real reason.
- In the same column, you can leave a small bait for the male. For example, indicate their knowledge in the field of fishing, if they really are. It is worth writing about this briefly and concisely - for example, “I love hiking and fishing.”
- In the section about yourself, you need truthful information. Real weight and age will play a special role - if a brunette over forty comes to the first meeting instead of a young blonde, the man is unlikely to be delighted. And then your communication obviously will not work out.
Important
All men love a sense of humor in girls, so it is worth mentioning this in the questionnaire. Not funny pictures, but a couple of subtle phrases with humor.
Samples of filling in the section "about yourself" for girls
Below are a few good examples for filling out a female profile on a dating site:
“Lovers of life, ready for a serious relationship with vivid impressions, write. I am mischievous in life, elegant in a restaurant and able to make gray everyday life boring and warm.
“I am always optimistic. I believe in people and dream of meeting a worthy man who needs care, love and tenderness.”
“Do you also think that without love life seems incomplete? Are you looking for a reliable companion who knows how to surround a man with comfort? Congratulations, you found me and were not mistaken.
“Friendly and romantic girl. I'm sentimental and don't like lies. I love rain and books, I dream of a man for whom family is the main thing.
“I want to remain a mystery so as not to write platitudes out of a desire to get married as soon as possible. I'd rather wait for a man for whom our acquaintance will be a success, and our family will become a small home fortress.
Male profile: rules and examples
How should the profile of a young man or a respectable man look like? It is usually more difficult for men to fill out a questionnaire on a dating site, because it is not enough for them to simply present themselves, as women do. What should a man write in the questionnaire? How to correctly compose a male profile in order to attract attention?
Rules for filling out a questionnaire for a man
The correct questionnaire should be drawn up taking into account a number of simple rules:
- For a woman, a male name is important, while it should not be too simple and hackneyed. Men's names look attractive. For example, Kolya sounds too simple, but Nicholas can attract attention.
- It is important to be as truthful as possible about yourself. It's helpful to write about your hobbies that are fun and interesting, like scuba diving.
- The column "requirements for the interlocutor" should not contain information about what flaws annoy you in girls. If a girl falls in love, then she will begin to get rid of bad habits.
- You should not indicate too specific an image of the desired chosen one. If you indicate that you only like brunettes, then you may well miss the perfect blonde girl who, for the sake of her chosen one, could change her hair color.
- About appearance, it is better to indicate real parameters, otherwise the first date will be unsuccessful, because it will not live up to expectations.
- When describing work, it is worth expressing yourself in a modern way. The work of a policeman can be called a detective, and the driver - a freight forwarder. Girls appreciate modern professions.
- On the issue of financial status, you can embellish a little. If the earnings are not very large, you can indicate "financially secure." Any girl who does not even need money wants to see a man next to her who can provide for her family. Therefore, if you write “enough for life”, you can push away many girls.
- About the marital status, you need to indicate the pure truth without details. For example, there were relationships, parted by mutual agreement.
- About the car or apartment, you can specify, but without much fanaticism. Today, this is no longer considered a special luxury, so you should not try to buy a girl for it.
Samples of filling in the "about yourself" section for men
"IT Specialist. Looking for an interesting girl of any appearance. I love walking in the evenings and sports, my weakness is delicious homemade food.
“My life is full of interesting events. The only thing I miss is my beloved girl next to me. I would share this rich life with her, so I decided to start a profile here. On the Internet, it is much easier to meet an interesting interlocutor.
“I don’t like sports – instead I spend time investing in the future that I dream of sharing with you. By the way, I meant watching football, and the gym is sacred. I will show you my strength to protect and protect the fragile you.
Now you know what to write about yourself on a dating site. These are simple phrases that you can indicate about yourself on a dating site. The key rule is the maximum of truthful information, a real photo and a little about hobbies.
I am 28. I work as a manager in one network, I myself come from Rybinsk. I have a goddaughter, I love her very much, she is like an Angel.
I am 28, and I have neither a stake nor a yard behind my soul. I have a job, a cat. I like, yes ..., I like to communicate, in communication I take a break from loneliness. well, a long time ago...!
Perhaps you thought that I finally decided to confess to the readers of this blog and tell how I take a break from "loneliness". But in fact, this is a text taken at random from countless male profiles.
Do you want to take a trip through the dark back streets of the mating games of modern society? Turn off your cell phone, pour yourself a glass of wine and delve into the male profiles.
I can only tell the truth about myself. I am from the Orenburg region, in Moscow for 4 years. Well, I won’t write further, I’m not in a Russian language lesson to write an essay. education is three classes and a corridor, so I apologize for the mistakes. (Of course, this is all a joke, write, let's chat about life and the weather)
Hi girls, I'm very affectionate and gentle, I just love to caress the pussy with my tongue, who are interested in writing, who wants to chat, call tel. on the photo
Previously, he lived on the collective farm named after Lenin. There was a farm. cattle 47 heads, chickens, ducks. Now I live in Moscow. Now I am the Director of the Department of Federal Target Programs of the Ministry of Economic Development. I also distribute financial income within the framework of federal targeted programs.
A normal, healthy, successful man who is looking for a vacation on the side, or a person for constant meetings. (Girls are not particularly interested in one time, and if they are interested, then only ME)
I don’t post a photo for several reasons, the main one, I don’t want my friends who like to sit on this site to run into me.
I'm not looking for a sex salon where there are five girls on the same number, I need one that will come to me if possible (maybe not even the first time), but those who are really ALONE. (I myself can guarantee safety)
An intelligent person, but sometimes I like to play pranks.
And I also heard the phrase "free love" in one good song. So I've been looking since then, with whom to listen to this song.
You can't write everything - ask :-)
But even having shoveled through a hundred or two profiles, it is difficult to find something interesting, even if written by a pervert on the run, in male profiles. Often men simply have nothing to write except "Sociable interesting guy" or "I am me. Ask, you can't write everything". And the most common category is trite empty profiles, where at best it is proudly indicated that its owner is in search of a girl.
Good. But maybe the girls are only in the photo? Does it matter what we write in our questionnaire?
It has. I say this from personal experience. Of course, if you are a male fashion model, then you will be in demand, even if you write "Simple guy, don't believe in love". But if you have an ordinary appearance, then a competent text can make a good presentation for you and correctly present even your timidity, gentleness or self-doubt.
About myself:
If you feel sad, I will come and hug you; boredom will come flooding in - I will smile and cheer up; if you want to throw out your soul, I will listen, I will try to understand and support; and if you need my help, I will lend my shoulder and be by your side, day and night.
We live in those times when kind, open and honest people are considered white crows; in those times when assertive arrogance and cunning are elevated to human dignity; and finally, we live when family values are sacrificed for a career, and many people see the meaning of life in the Porsche Cayenne and in the house with a swimming pool on Rublevo-Uspenskoye Highway.
For such people, I am a black sheep and thank you very much in advance for passing by my profile, immediately closing it!
For the girl who read this far and didn't click the cross in the upper right corner of the screen, I'll briefly talk about myself:
Kind, calm, strong, stubborn, decent, sincere, I don't drink, I don't smoke; hands grow from where they should; God did not deprive me of a sense of humor, but everything is in perfect order with my head, heart and soul, and for Kashchenko I am not a patient! :)
P.S. Do you want to know me better? Read the self-portrait!
Why am I writing this? It would be interesting for you to participate in a mini-training on creating Cool Mega Questionnaires, which girls would fall for? I'm going to give this training to the readers of this blog _for free_ to try out the mechanism. Will the person who used my instructions be able to create such a profile that will make it clear to the girls that in front of them is the very Man they have been looking for half their lives?
If you are interested, write in the comments. If there are 5-10 participants, we will continue.
If you are a woman, you are chosen. Even when you choose. How are they chosen? Without wisdom. First - the face and figure. Then - a rich spiritual world. True, even an enchanting portfolio will not save a profile that “did not hook” or left an unpleasant aftertaste. Let's find out how to correctly fill out a profile on a dating site for a girl so that the search does not last for years, and its intermediate results do not become the reason for a visit to a psychotherapist.
What to write in the application
self-presentation
what to write about yourself: examples
who are we looking for
why are we looking for
bait for a guy
more optimism
no photo anywhere
What not to write in the application
don't demand
don't go too far
soul wide open
details matter
Summing up
Dating site selection
What to write in the application
Take your time. Beautifully and concisely writing a self-presentation about yourself is more difficult than it seems. Let's agree right away, discussing advantageous positions, we will keep in mind the prospect of serious relations. If you are interested in sex, one nude photo and two words in essence will be enough. Go!
self-presentation
And although Oscar Wilde said that “a woman was created to be loved, not to be understood,” make a clear and intelligible picture of yourself. First, you will be “understood” (identified). Then - "love." It does not matter which portal the profile is on - a dating site, Facebook or VK. Positioning is the foundation of any virtual self. Keep in mind, guys are still attracted to femininity, softness and mystery. And still repel "bitches", "queens" and "glamorous".
Write about yourself beautifully, concisely and thoroughly in the column "information about yourself" or any other where freedom of speech is granted. Here charisma has the opportunity to speak loudly. But watch your image. Having declared yourself “faithful and devoted”, do not pose for a photo in a negligee.
- Don't make a man think who you really are. The conclusions will always be against you. Draw a specific and understandable image.
- Even if you claim premium quality, you don’t need to talk about it out loud. The right strategy is not to ask for a price, but to present a “product”.
And don't forget, a name makes a person beautiful. Be honest (Anna) or draw attention to yourself (Game of Life) - decide for yourself. The main thing - without vulgarity (Cat), insinuations (Take-Me-I-Your) and abbreviations (qwerty123).
What to write about yourself: examples
A good example of what you can write about yourself on Instagram, VKontakte, on a dating site:
“At the buffet is an elegant lady. In life - a mischievous girl. I turn weekdays into holidays. You want to meet? If you love life and are ready for a bright, but serious relationship, we will understand each other perfectly. Write!
The next girl will probably be lucky too:
“In any difficult life situation, I remain an optimist. I believe in people and that I will meet a worthy person here who needs love and support. To the man I love, I will give all my care and tenderness. Let's get acquainted!".
“Do you also think that without love, even in the brightest life, something is missing? Are you looking for a devoted companion and hostess who knows how to create comfort? You can be congratulated! You found me. Tell us about yourself - it is very important for me that you are interested. I'm waiting for your message! By attaching a photo of a smiling girl to such a profile, you will get married in the near future. By the way, about marriage.
Who are we looking for
Husband? Lover? Sponsor? Order, but without "require". Everyone wants perfect. Identify the key traits that will resonate with everyone: reliable, smart, strong. "Wealthy", "financially secure" - will scare away even the "sponsor". One in 100 wealthy men will agree to be a cash cow. 99 will give a villa in Nice to those who are looking for "smart", "strong" and "independent".
Why are we looking for
Do not get carried away with literary creativity. It is important not just to describe yourself in an interesting way, but to get a return on the questionnaire. A beautiful romance, marriage, sex - your right to pursue any goal. Your responsibility is to reach the right audience. Be careful when filling out the "Purposes of Acquaintance" column. Marriage and sex for 1-2 times in one questionnaire are inappropriate. Explore our rating of dating sites - and find the dating portal that best suits your needs. Our detailed description of the site and reviews of real users will help you navigate the choice.
Bait for a guy
Wise girls understand that interests are the most advantageous place in the questionnaire. Do not rush to write in the section what is interesting to you. The goal is to anchor. Instead of shopping and ballet, indicate: travel, hiking, cooking, football. And only then - crochet: “I can talk about hockey, fishing and your other hobbies. I prefer to share the interests of my man than to spend time shopping. Or: “I love men who love home cooking, scrambled eggs and pancakes for breakfast and baked meat for dinner. And what do you like? I'm sure I can cook it!" Appetizing?
More optimism
We are not talking about what is usually written in the profile: “I have a great sense of humor.” The questionnaire should be permeated with humor. Can not humor, take optimism. It is difficult to fill out the questionnaire with light and light text, but work hard. You are His outlet, not the problem.
No photo anywhere
Whatever you write, men love with their eyes. I recommend ordering studio photography instead of another pair of shoes. The investment will pay off. Do you want yourself? Forget duck lips, selfies and "guess me" photos. The pictures are clear, of good quality, at least ten. Smile, play with your eyes, present yourself from different angles. Don't dig into the archives. Only recent photos. As for erotica, light is appropriate. Instincts must be used, but skillfully. Not "nude", but "but", "maybe". Like Marilyn Monroe at Kennedy's birthday party.
What not to write in the application
Self-presentation can scare off potential life partners for various reasons. An example of a 100% positioning failure is narcissism (“Am I in the world?”). Of course, there is no doubt about it, but there are millions of profiles on the dating site. The competition is wild. Keep royal manners with you: “I am a woman, and all roads in the world lead to me, and not to some kind of Rome. I am a woman, I am chosen by God...”. There are a million roads on the dating site, and they try to bypass the “chosen ones”. Don't make other common mistakes like not writing about anything.
about nothing
Sample questionnaire “about nothing”: “I am sincere, sociable, with a sense of humor. I like to communicate with friends, go to the cinema. I love traveling and learning new things." The characteristic of this girl is “about nothing”. Only youth and outstanding external data will save her from a fiasco.
Don't demand
Some girls demonstrate an indestructible passion to demand. How interesting it is to write about yourself, they care about the last. Rule: do not submit more than two requirements. A real woman does not demand, but receives. Because he knows how to present himself. Unlike the girl who wrote the following: “Give me the very best, dear. Not that in pants, but also jewelry. Carry me in your arms, and I will climb on my neck.” It is unlikely that anyone will give her such an opportunity. And the next girl will be offered more opportunities: “I don’t have a long list of requirements for a man. I'm not looking for an ideal. I just want to meet a person with whom we will have common interests.
Don't go overboard
What can you write about yourself if you are a bright, successful and ambitious girl? Don't try to be even more perfect. Get down to the ground so as not to scare everyone. Before you write “I am a beautiful diamond that needs an expensive setting”, think about what you really want - a setting or a life partner. What do you think, a successful girl should “keep the bar” and “set the level”? Successful men, by the way, do not like competitors. As well as those who, in an attempt to present themselves in an original way, sort out and evoke a strong association with the heroes of Lewis Carroll. And it's good if it's Alice, not Hatter.
Soul wide open
Do not rush to lay out everything at once, including the details of the figure. It is possible to interest a guy in nude photography, but the strong sex does not consider girls with such a portfolio as life partners. Pedigree, rich inner world, difficult financial situation, sexual fantasies, "I love", "I don't love" ... Keep the intrigue. Be an enigma. Let him find out later. However, tell me something now.
Details matter
Do not hide your height and weight. What about the meaning? Subtly showcase your figure in your portfolio. And candidly admit weaknesses that are of fundamental importance. Casinos, cats, tobacco, tattoos - everything you can't live without and don't intend to bring out.
Summing up
- When wondering what to write about yourself on a dating site, start from the goal. “I want to get married” and “I want sex” are different profiles.
- Be original. The competition is high. Highlight yourself. Write about yourself briefly, succinctly and beautifully. You must be remembered.
- Find a balance between the real and the virtual self. Keep it simple - be honest, and embellishing - comply.
Choose a dating site. But before you start a profile on the site, study its features. Our reviews will help you choose, and our advice will save you from common mistakes. The rest is in your hands. Good luck!
And finally, we will give successful and unsuccessful examples of questionnaires.
This is what most profiles look like:
- I am affectionate, romantic, caring, loyal, sincere and very sociable. Great hostess with a great sense of humor. I love listening to music, reading, traveling and chatting with friends. I dream of meeting an honest, decent, financially secure man in order to create a strong family that will be based on love and mutual understanding. (A lot of epithets and a blurry image)
- I have a lot of interests in life. In my free time I like to meet friends, we have a great time in restaurants and cafes. Quite often I go to the theater, I like to watch ballet. On weekends I go to museums, cinema, beautiful parks. I love to travel. I have already visited many countries, but there are still so many places where I would like to go. My favorite sport is swimming. (You certainly won’t be interested in restaurants, cafes and ballet, but for the love of travel - a plus)
And such profiles are quite rare:
- Romantic, pretty and friendly girl. A little sentimental. I don't like being lied to. I love reading books and falling asleep to the sound of rain. I want to meet a guy for whom the main value in life is family. (Short but capacious description)
- I am a journalist, model and just a good person. Only until I have the only one to whom I want to devote my life! I like to order Americano coffee in Arabica, the first greens in spring, summer rain, and in winter - freshly fallen snow creaks under my feet. I love it when life is in full swing around me, because I myself am very active and sociable. I don't like it when people try to manipulate me, I don't like it when I'm scared or cold... I want to find a serious young man with a strong character, who is self-confident, knows how to appreciate, respect and love a woman. The one that can turn the most ordinary day into a holiday. Having met my special man, I would like to create such a relationship that I can always understand each other without words. (Frankly and beautifully, but a bit long)
- I would rather remain a mystery than write platitudes or embellished reality in order to get married as soon as possible :-) I want to meet a young man in order to create a family with him in the future, which will be a small kingdom, where relatives and friends are very welcome, but most of all they value time spent alone with each other. (Unusual and humorous)
With a few simple tips, you will learn how to please a man who is looking for a relationship on dating sites
1. Pick a good photo
In order to find a man on a dating site, he must first find you. The main, first and sometimes the only thing men look at is your photo.
Therefore, the main photo should be such as to show you from the best side.
If you have a gorgeous figure - show it, if you have a face, then let it be a portrait photograph. However, it is worth paying attention to the purpose of your Internet dating.
If you want an easy relationship without obligations, then an erotic scantily clad photo will be just right. But if you want to find a man for a relationship, then I advise you to use a less frivolous, but no less attractive one as the main photo.
The more different photos you upload, the better - but they should all show you in the best possible light. Obviously studio professional photos are better not to be used as the main ones. You may get the impression either that you are taking this site too seriously and thoroughly. And the excessive seriousness of a girl and her intentions can frighten a man. Or he may think that you are a professional who is looking for money or a sponsor through this site.
Therefore, I repeat once again, in order to attract the attention of a guy, choose:
* The most successful photo (emphasizing the figure or face)
* Photo matching your intentions
* Upload a variety of photos - portrait, swimsuit, full length and so on
* Use high-quality, but not studio photos
2. Fill in only the most necessary information
On any site you need to fill out a questionnaire about yourself. There are a huge number of questions in these questionnaires and in some places, you just need to tick the boxes, and somewhere you need to describe yourself in your own words.
So, in the questionnaire, fill in only the most necessary minimum - place of residence, age, height, weight, some characteristics of appearance. You can add education, a little about hobbies and, of course, who you are looking for.
Do you want:
* Find a husband
* Find a man for a relationship
* Find a lover
* To find a friend
All other details - attitudes towards smoking, alcohol, long and detailed descriptions of oneself are completely unnecessary. First, few people read all of this. Secondly, you can accidentally write there something that he does not like, and he will immediately reject you, without recognizing your beautiful soul. And, thirdly, a woman must always remain a mystery to a man and thus constantly maintain in him a keen interest in herself.
3. Do not delay communication on-line
You met, realized that you can be interesting to each other - it's time to end communication on the site. Firstly, it is not convenient, there is no interactivity in communication. Secondly, it can drag on and never develop into something more.
Therefore, as soon as possible, switch to communication via ICQ, skype or another messenger, or by e-mail. But it shouldn't take too long either.
4. Talk to him on the phone
Voice can tell a lot about a person. By talking to him on the phone, you can save your time and reject completely inappropriate candidates - for example, he speaks obscenities, or with a thieves' dialect, or is very boring.
But at the same time, do not make hasty decisions and reject only those who clearly and 100% do not suit you. Let everything else be decided at the first meeting.
And again, when talking on the phone, you don't have to tell him your whole life - listen to him. Let him tell you everything he wants or answer your questions. You are still a mysterious stranger to him.
5. The first date is the key to the success of future relationships
The first date is very important when creating a relationship, because the first impression is very easy to spoil and very difficult to change. Therefore, the main thing that you need to remember is that it should be a pleasant date for you and for him.
I understand that you may have already met many and already understand who you need, but still you should not turn your first meeting into an interrogation with an addiction. Make it a romantic evening, not a job interview.
Flirt, show genuine interest in him, ask questions and tell a little about yourself. In short, do everything that we teach at the Flirtini training.
6. Leave on time
There is nothing worse than a deadlocked conversation than a prolonged meeting, when you no longer know what to say to each other, when the initial interest has already subsided. It seems that you liked each other, but somehow it became a little boring, a little awkward and you no longer know how best to get out of this situation.
So, the best way out is prevention. Don't delay your first meeting. Leave when you see that you are interested in him. Finish the conversation at the peak of his interest in you and then he will want the next and next meeting. Leave him the opportunity to think about your meeting, remember it, strive to see you again.
The first date usually lasts 40 to 90 minutes, no longer. You still know each other too little, you have nothing to talk about for hours. And even if it seems to you that you have found your soul mate, anyway, it is better to continue the conversation at another time and place. And from the first date it is very important to leave on time.
7. To please a guy - create intrigue
Remember that a man is a hunter, he wants to conquer and solve the riddle of a woman who attracts him. There is nothing more boring and sadder than a woman - a read book.
You don't have to tell him your whole life. We can mention only a few interesting and intriguing facts from his biography. But no boring details, no sorrows, troubles and suffering. Become for him a woman of a fairy tale and a dream, a ray of light in a dark kingdom and ... of course, listen to him.
And now, following these simple, but proven recommendations, you can find a man on the Internet with whom you can create the relationship that you want.
What attracts men in women's on-line profiles on dating sites?
Have you ever wondered what attracts men in the profiles of women on dating sites? Why are some profiles viewed almost every 5 minutes, while someone's profiles are left without any special attention at all?
Here's what the men themselves have to say about it:
Beautiful and good quality photo (or better a few photos!)
All men, as you know, love with their eyes. For this reason, the first thing that attracts their attention in the profile of the female half is a beautiful photo of excellent quality. The photo should be not only beautiful, but also quite real. Men want to see a real girl in the photo, and not the girl who would like them to like. Looking at the photo, men think about meeting you in reality. You should also not post a photo that is already somewhat untrue, for example, you are now far from being an inch, but in the photo - just harmony itself. When meeting a man, a very unpredictable reaction may occur (he expected a inch!).
Brief and truthful information about yourself
Information about yourself in the questionnaire, as well as a photo, must correspond to reality. Men do not like it when in the questionnaire the female half pretends not to be the people they really are. Men like it when the questionnaire itself is short, but meaningful (your hobbies in your free time, position, description of your character). The questionnaire itself should be written in simple language, the way you usually communicate with your friends.
Similar hobbies
Men are especially attracted to those girls in whose profiles they find similar hobbies. The stronger sex believes that since both of you, for example, love an active lifestyle, sports, then you definitely need to meet, because you have a good chance of being together. For some reason, it seems to men that common interests are already a good start to a relationship.
The information in the questionnaire must be persuasive.
Men are attracted to confident women who claim to be beautiful, interesting, and smart. The stronger sex has curiosity and a desire to check how true this is, so they will certainly make appointments with you. But questionnaires with vague information about themselves, most likely, will not be of any interest.
Information about what is important to you in this life
The female half, as a rule, does not write about her family and loved ones, believing that this information can only scare away men. In fact, there are many men for whom their family, relatives are the most important thing in life. The weaker sex should not be shy about writing in questionnaires about what is really important for them in this life.
What should not be allowed when meeting through the Internet?
In today's world, we have so little time left for ourselves. We sometimes do not have time to just meet with friends, not to mention our personal lives. Not surprisingly, due to the lack of time, people are more likely to prefer dating through the Internet. We all deal with such encounters differently. Someone is extremely negative, believing that it is hardly possible to find your soul mate on the World Wide Web, while someone thinks completely differently.
In fact, Internet dating does not always end in failure: many on the World Wide Web find their own personal happiness. If you decide to find your soul mate on the Internet and want your new acquaintance to be an acquaintance for many years, do not allow the following:
Don't write too often.
Do not immediately attack a new acquaintance, flooding him with letters. You should not show that at the moment you are very lonely, and you have no one in your life. Such a fact will only act repulsively. If your first letter remains unanswered, then you should not write a second time. In no case should your new acquaintance feel that you are being imposed. Always know your worth. If the other party is also interested, then some time after the correspondence by e-mail, you can discuss the possibility of a first meeting. Remember that relationships are unlikely to get any development exclusively in correspondence. Ideally, after 2-3 emails, a call should follow, and then the first meeting.
Don't ignore spelling.
Do not rush to send letters to an addressee who, frankly, is not indifferent to you. Check what you have written carefully. Letters should not contain grammatical errors. The presence of errors in the letter may tell the addressee that you are in a hurry, you are nervous, or you are writing under the impression. And you want to make a completely different impression!
Don't be afraid to develop relationships.
Many are afraid to develop relationships and go beyond the usual e-mail correspondence. If you are serious about developing a relationship, do not be afraid to take a step forward, do not be afraid to seem stupid somewhere, do not be afraid to make a mistake or misbehave. Without steps forward, there is no relationship. Many people are afraid to take the first step because they think they have nothing to say about themselves on the phone or at the first meeting. In fact, we all have something to tell others about, and in the course of communication we understand what else we can talk about.
Don't be a pessimist when looking for a partner using the Internet.
Some, especially smart ones, will now say that one positive is not enough. But in fact, it is not so. A positive attitude can change a lot in our lives. It can lead us to new jobs, new environments, and new encounters. Positive emotions attract positive changes in our lives. Hence the conclusion: if we think and believe only in a positive outcome of any situation, then it will be positive for us. Therefore, if we think we can find a good person on the Internet, then we will certainly find this person.
Online dating. Three major dilemmas solved!
Almost all people who turn to the World Wide Web in order to find friends face the same problems. However, each of us who first went to dating sites thinks that he is unique and that he will not have any problems during communication on the Internet. As practice shows, even these unique individuals eventually face problems on the network.
The most common dilemmas are:
I just registered (registered) on a dating site, and they just attack me with letters ...
We all experience a slight rush in the first few weeks after registering on a dating site. We want everyone to notice us, so we put enough effort into this ourselves, sending messages to everyone who at least something attracted us. As a result, already a week later, we receive just a ton of messages that require our attention. We are confused, we feel that we are simply unable to cope with such volumes of letters. To prevent this from happening, we recommend that you first choose only 5 people that you liked the most and try to establish contact with them. If one of these five acquaintances does not wish to communicate with you, then instead of him you should try to contact someone new. The most important rule is not to write to everyone.
Further, when you communicate with five acquaintances at the same time, try not to get confused ...: do not confuse their names, hobbies, addictions, etc. Systematize the first time information about each of your new acquaintances in order to avoid ridiculous situations.
Sometimes after a few letters, it begins to seem to us that we have fallen in love. However, we cannot be objective until we meet this person, communicate with him. If it seemed to you that you were in love, go to action - call, make appointments. Love through letters is short-lived, and it does not allow us to fully realize whether this or that person is really right for us.
I think I'm already very seriously carried away by someone ... And now what ?!
As soon as you realize that you are seriously interested in your new acquaintance, you will certainly have a desire to remove your profile from the dating site. You will argue about whether or not to remove it from the site. If you decide to communicate only with your new chosen one, delete your profile from the dating site. And don't tell your new friend about it. If he is very interested, he will check whether your profile is still hanging on the dating site or not.
You should not check which of your new acquaintances removed their profile from the site. Of course, you will certainly be bursting with curiosity to go to the site and check it out, pull yourself together and stop. If you cannot calm down and still really want to know if the profiles of your new acquaintances are still hanging on the site, ask them directly about it and, finally, calm down!
Ask your new chosen one to remove your profile from the dating site.
You certainly will not be pleased to see the profile of your new friend on a dating site. You should not hide something in such a situation ... Ask your friend to delete his profile from the dating site, adding that you did this with your profile a week ago. Let your friend know that you feel good together with him now, you and him have a lot in common, so you don’t need to look for someone else. It would be useful to add that if your new acquaintance removes his profile from the site, this will mean for you that he wants to meet with you. If your new acquaintance refuses you, do not be upset and decide whether you want to continue to meet with him. If you decide to continue the relationship, you can add, “Well, that’s up to you. But still, you are unlikely to find someone better on the site, me!”. Believe me, your confidence can work, and after a while your new chosen one himself removes his profile from the dating site.
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