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lPNNEOFBTYY OE RTENPDETYTHAFUS Y YI NPTsOP PUFBCHMSFSH BOPOYNOPRussian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev stated that Ukraine as a state does not exist.
This is how Medvedev responded to the words of the head of Rostechnadzor, Alexey Aleshin, who said that the injury rate at coal industry enterprises in Russia in 2015 was the lowest in the entire history of observation since the times of the USSR, and cited for comparison data from Ukraine, where this figure is much higher.
“How can we compare with Ukraine in this sense? I'm just talking about the fact that there is neither industry nor there is no state» , - Medvedev noted.
In turn, Aleshin explained that he cited data for Ukraine for 2013, however, this did not significantly change the position of the Russian prime minister.
"year 2013? So, there was industry there, and there was no state then» , he emphasized. (Source – “Khvylya”)
Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council of Ukraine Alexander Turchynov For what Dima the iPhone got hit in the ears from a respected serious person - Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council of Ukraine Alexander Turchynov in this way:
“Ukraine is a state that stopped the advance of the Russian aggressor to the west. Ukraine is a state that, by its existence, puts an end to the revival and revenge of the evil Soviet empire.”, he noted.
Turchynov reminded “these Kremlin inadequate dreamers” that Ukrainians had a state with its capital in Kyiv long before the emergence of the Moscow ulus of the Golden Horde.
“Ukraine will exist even after the anger, aggression and internal contradictions that are always inherent totalitarian regimes, will tear into pieces the remnant of the Soviet empire, called Russia (Russia)"(source – “Khvylya”).
I have only one remark about this to Mr. Turchinov. There is no point in serious people stooping to a discussion with stuffed animals like the pocket prime minister of the Kremlin Fuhrer - in conditions when the Fuhrer himself deserves no more attention than all his servants.
The time of the nano-president (aka iPhone, Luntik, David Aaronovich Mendel and Dmitry Medvedev) on the royal throne is coming to its logical end - acting. The Tsar somehow all this time warmed up the throne for the return of the real Tsar and the time had come for him to leave, because. real Tsar returns.
How do Russians remember Medvedev? Basically, I must admit, with various large-scale delusional ideas that, contrary to common sense, he introduced in the form of laws into our already troubled and difficult life.
For myself, I have identified 10 such crazy ideas-laws of the nano-president:
1. Renaming the police to police, or the so-called “reform of the Ministry of Internal Affairs”
On March 1, 2011, the Federal Law “On Police” came into force. After the certification required by law, more than 180,000 employees (including almost one and a half hundred generals) were dismissed from the internal affairs bodies, and their total number was reduced by almost 20%. However, as they report from the field, in many police departments they simply reduced vacant positions, “dead souls,” and also purged all “oppositionists” who did not agree to carry out illegal and sometimes clearly criminal orders from their superiors. That is why the “protectors”, drug dealers, “Evsyukovs”, child molesters, alcoholics and drug addicts remained in the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
2. Cancellation of winter time.
On August 5, 2011, the “Law on the Calculation of Time,” initiated by the president, came into force. Contrary to thirty years of tradition, on the night of October 30, Russia did not move the clocks back an hour. As a result of this, many technical glitches occurred: computers, tablets and smartphones were programmed to change clocks and the President of Russia did not listen, for example - even the federal TV channel "Russia-24" showed on the screen almost until lunchtime winter time(1 hour ago). Many world scientists argued: even if he decided Russian President cancel the time, then it was precisely necessary to cancel summer time, and on October 30 switch to winter and then live according to it, because this would be the most correct, convenient and comfortable for human body and pets.
3. Creation of the Russian version of the online game "World of Warcraft"
Dmitry Medvedev: "This is one of the most popular games in the world, which is played by tens of millions of people, if not hundreds, and not only children, but also adults sit for hours,” the president further proposed to build Russian version World of Warcraft is not based on fantasy, but on real events of the Russian past, so that players not only have a good time, but also get acquainted with the history of the Fatherland. Leaving aside the question - in general - is this the competence of the president, another question remains open - if, according to him - “...adult individuals sit for hours...” - then considering that in biology the word “individual” is applied to animals: then to What kind of inhuman species does the president himself consider himself to be?!
4. Fighting alcoholism by replacing the consumption of strong alcohol with wine.
Dmitry Medvedev proposed more actively developing winemaking in Russia, arguing that: “...problems, as we know, stem from other drinks.” However, in the structure of alcohol consumption in Russia, wine still ranks last place, seriously yielding strong drinks and beer. And by personal experience I can say directly and confidently: it won’t help :)
People would rather switch back to moonshine and medical alcohol, but wine large quantities, than now - he won’t drink, no matter how the president lobbies the wine industry.
5. Voluntary and forced driving of governors and officials into the blogosphere.
Dmitry Medvedev today lives not only on Twitter, LiveJournal, but also on Facebook and VKontakte. At the same time, he has more than once openly expressed dissatisfaction with the fact that many high-ranking officials do not fully use the capabilities of the Internet. And at the beginning of 2010, the president, in an ultimatum, demanded that regional heads master blogs and social networks, promising to fire those who do not know how to use a computer and the Internet. Carrying out this order, senior officials really began to create pages for themselves in in social networks and open blogs, however, they outwitted the president and simply began to publish official press releases in them most often, and then not themselves, but through assistants. The exception was Dmitry Zelenin with his personal report about the Kremlin worm, which came back to haunt him with his resignation.
6. Expansion of Moscow by reducing the territory of the Moscow region.
Most likely, as of January 1, 2012, a piece of the Moscow Region will be annexed to the capital - a plot of 144,000 hectares between the Kyiv and Warsaw highways and the Great Ring of Moscow railway. According to many experts, moving some federal departments beyond the Moscow Ring Road can only worsen the traffic situation, as it will cause an increase in traffic of officials' official vehicles. If under Luzhkov the issue of merging Moscow and the Moscow Region was discussed, then with the arrival of Sobyanin, by order of the nano-president, a piece of good and expensive land was simply blatantly taken away from the Moscow Region.
In accordance with the 2009 presidential law “On Energy Saving and Increasing Energy Efficiency,” 100-watt lamps have disappeared from sale since 2011; in two years, 75-watt lamps will be banned, and in three years, all incandescent lamps will be banned. The consequences of the implementation of the presidential initiative were first felt by Chinese manufacturers of fluorescent and LED lamps, whose products are most widely represented in the domestic market. Russian market. Russian manufacturers the president's nonsense was responded to with defiant and brilliant nonsense - they began to produce and sell 95-watt incandescent lamps, to which the Russian population reacted with wild approval and enthusiasm. What will happen next is unknown, but it is already known that LED bulbs will more expensive than lamps incandescent, and also that they are radioactive and require special conditions destruction.
8. Introduction of badmintom to school curriculum.
Medvedev: “Whoever plays badminton well makes decisions quickly”
This summer it was decided to include badminton in the school physical education curriculum. “This game simply helps you solve different problems in life,” Dmitry Medvedev emphasized in a three-minute video posted on his video blog (it is included in the video course for physical education teachers “The ABC of the Shuttlecock”). In nine days chapter National Federation badminton of Russia Sergei Shakhrai said that badminton will be included in the program of the third, recently added, physical education lesson in schools already in next year. There are no comments at all here; I would understand if, for this purpose, the president introduced chess into the school curriculum. I didn't understand about badminton.
9. Skolkovo.
Construction from scratch of a Russian analogue of Silicon Valley on expensive and elite land in the Moscow region, led by oligarch Vekselberg. At the same time, in the Moscow Region there are ready-made scientific bases for these purposes, in which it would be possible to invest several times less money than in the virtual and murky Skolkovo... For example, the science cities near Moscow Chernogolovka and Dubna, which until the last hoped that the president’s reason would prevail over the taste for a big cut and science cities with great history and world scientific achievements will be revived and developed, but now they will have to come to terms with the further outflow of the brains of Russian scientists abroad.
10. De-Stalinization.
Wild, animal fear of Stalin forced the nano-president to trample the name of the Great Leader in the mud Great Empire. According to Medvedev - Soviet people he rose on his own in the face of the enemy, organized himself, split into armies and fronts, came up with a plan of action, carried out all the brilliant military operations and freed the USSR from the Nazis and fascism in general, and at the same time the whole of Europe. And the tyrant Stalin not only did not participate in this, but on the contrary - at that time he was methodically engaged in the mass extermination of his own people. At the same time, he pinned the blame on Stalin and Katyn, presenting to the people hastily drawn up forged documents with the Leader’s signature, although any sane person knows that the Poles were shot at Katyn by the Germans. The Lord apparently even had to allow the crash of Polish aircraft No. 1 near Katyn in order to bring iPhone to his senses, but it didn’t come to that. They say that the nano-president wanted to go even further and equate all Soviet symbols (hammer and sickle, red star, red banner) with Nazi symbols, as well as communism with fascism and ban the Communist Party of the Russian Federation for this purpose, but he was pulled up in time by the real Tsar . But some countries former USSR and the Warsaw Pact heard this call and adopted such laws at home.
These are the crazy ideas and laws that I personally remember from our nano-president.
