I ran into their warehouse)) I am glad)) Favorites)
We've caught a witch! Can we burn it?
(Alliance Worker)
We are good guys, sorry, there are not enough cartridges ...
(Alliance Shooter)
The one who shoots first laughs well!
(Alliance Shooter)
Swab, scalpel, magic wand ... huh, alcohol!
(Alliance Healer)
Time - heals, but the priest is faster.
(Alliance Healer)
Do you want to arrange the End of the World? Press the "Reset" button
(Sorceress of the Alliance)
I see Great Darkness !! Ugh! Again the hood fell over my eyes ...
(Acolyte of the Undead)
What's that smell?! Ah-ah, these are our troops ...
(Necromancer of the Undead)
I love the dead. They are so cute.
(Necromancer of the Undead)
Cult of the damned! We need to print another hundred leaflets ...
(Kel-Tuzed)
One head is good, but one on the shoulders is even better.
(Horde Bounty Hunter)
One head is good, but two are no longer beautiful.
(Horde Bounty Hunter)
What does it smell like ?! Phew, phew! Bad dog!
(Wolf Rider of the Horde)
Do Orcs dream of electric pigs?
(Horde Shaman)
Add potatoes, salt ... and set the aquarium on fire!
(Witch Doctor of the Horde)
I hit twice: one - on the head, the second - on the lid of the coffin!
(Paladin)
The real war will be tomorrow with a hangover!
(Mountain King)
It is not anger that rules me, but I am anger! Which is what I wish for you.
(Blood Wizard)
Wither away evil spirits, stay pure alcohol!
(Alchemist)
There is a healthy spirit in a dead body!
(Death Knight)
Darkness! She needs to change the operator ... The line is always busy!
(Tikhondrus)
If you have no problem, then you are already dead.
(King of the dead)
I want to live forever! While it turns out ...
(King of the dead)
If I have wings, why am I walking?
(Dreadlord)
I'm not vindictive, I'll write it down.
(Dreadlord)
I will tell you many secrets, and then, I will kill you!
(Druid Raven)
It's not as bad as you think - it's much, much worse.
(Lord of the Graves)
If mortals get it, they get it to death
(Lord of the Graves)
The more I get to know people, the more I want to be an animal.
(Cenarius)
As a bonus, a few more quotes, this time from American McGee's Alice.
When miracles become delusions, the mind turns into madness.
(Cheshire Cat)
Only a madman can measure success by suffering.
(Cheshire Cat)
For a savage, pain is the measure of his intrinsic value. But we are not savages ...
(Cheshire Cat)
Some do not see the way out, even if they do. Others are simply not looking ...
(Cheshire Cat)
It's better to know where you are going than to wander where you are
(Cheshire Cat)
Only fools believe that suffering is the price to be paid for originality.
(Cheshire Cat)
At times, I see glimpses of real talent in her madness.
(Cheshire Cat)
If the Cheshire cat smiles, then someone needs it.
(Cheshire Cat)
Below is a small informative article containing some phrases from "Warcraft 3: Frozen Throne", as well as other games in the series. Here will be presented not short remarks that the characters say when they are activated, but whole statements.
Alliance
This faction is an alliance between the inhabitants of Azeroth and Lordaeron. To fight, they use not only powerful enough military weapons, but also magic. The following are the statements of the characters belonging to this side.
Employee humorous statements
A standard unit that is present in almost any strategy. The employee has the following abilities:
- repairs buildings;
- can extract gold resources and wood;
- when summoned to the town hall turns into a militia;
- may also be engaged in the construction of buildings.
If you click on a unit several times, then it will say any of the following phrases:
- "Are you the king? I didn't vote for you." An allusion to a comedy feature film about the Holy Grail.
- "Help! I'm under pressure!" The same "Monty Python".
- "Work is not a wolf, it will not run away into the forest." The use of common proverbs is quite relevant in the game. However, many of them are only present in the localized version.
- "We caught the witch, can we burn her?" Monty Python reference again.
- D "oh. A reference to the main character from the animated series" The Simpsons ".
Paladin's Pearls
The next in the list of phrases of heroes from "Warcraft 3" is the paladin. He represents a warrior who is proficient in the art of defense. When friendly units are in close proximity to it, the level of effectiveness in battle increases. Among the abilities are:
- restoring the health of allies with the help of the flow of divine energy;
- increasing the protection of friendly units located nearby;
- resurrects six allies whose bodies were nearby.
Among the funny phrases, it is worth highlighting:
- "I hit twice: the first - on the head, the second - on the lid of the coffin."
- "Don't defile me with your cursor!" In the game, situations with a breakdown of the so-called 4 wall are quite popular, when characters can address directly the player himself.
- "The Goblin in Armor is the Breakfast Dragon's canned food."
The everlasting hangover
Another funny example of interesting phrases from Warcraft III. The Mountain King is one of the best offensive characters. His abilities include:
- magic hammer capable of stunning the enemy and inflicting considerable damage;
- a thunderclap spell. When you point to a certain point, enemy units take damage. Also, their movement and battle speed is reduced by exactly half.
- "I think it needs to be washed."
- "Let's get drunk?".
- "Is there at least one liquor store here?"
A bit of scientific magic
Next on the list of phrases from Warcraft III is the goblin alchemist. The main activity of this hero is various battle potions. Abilities include:
- the use of healing gas, which restores the health of units and characters in the selected area;
- the use of a potion on the ogre, which increases its movement and combat speed by exactly half;
- can throw an acid bomb at an enemy. It will lower your defense and will gradually take lives.
Among the humorous statements:
- "And the sun shines brighter, and the landscape is more cheerful, when C2H5OH splashes in the stomach." Another good example of the use of expressions popular in our country that are present only in the translated version of the game.
- "Begone, evil spirits, stay, pure alcohol."
Medical jokes
The next unit worth talking about in Warcraft 3 is the healer. He is a magician who is responsible for the healing process of the wounded on the field. Among his abilities it is worth noting:
- basic health restoration of the unit, which will be indicated;
- can eliminate the effect of all spells that were cast on the unit;
- with the help of spiritual flame increases the attack and defense power of allies.
Among the funny phrases are:
- "Swab ... Scalpel ... Magic wand."
- "An autopsy showed that the patient was asleep."
- "Well, heal or let him live?"
- "I was chosen by a metal hand from heaven!" Aside from the cursor hint, this is also a reference to the Toy Story cartoon.
It's not for nothing ...?
The gun crew is a powerful and long-range unit. It is extremely effective when attacking buildings. But at the same time, it is very slow and vulnerable. His abilities include:
- a shot with a special charge, which removes the effect of the fog of war at the selected point and is able to show hidden enemy units;
- attack with buckshot. Increases damage to opponents with a weak level of protection, or even without armor;
- is able to increase the strength of combat weapons and attacking equipment;
- increases the level of protection for gun crews and some attacking units.
Among the funny phrases are:
- "Tell me, uncle, is it not for nothing? Well, of course, not for nothing." Also, quite often you can find mixing lines from literary works with the statements of characters or units.
- "- We must destroy the gnomes. - We are gnomes! - Ah ... Well, yes ...". Another reference to the artistic humorous picture of the Holy Grail.
Now it's worth talking about a couple of Orcish phrases from Warcraft III. More precisely, it is worth paying attention not only to the side of the Alliance, but also to the Horde with evil spirits. Among them, you can also find units and characters who sometimes utter rather funny or sarcastic phrases. Let's get started.
Horde
This faction includes the orcs, who once led a quiet and cultured life. However, they soon found themselves enslaved by dark magic. As a result, a greedy Horde was born, whose warriors cannot be stopped. But now, thanks to a new leader, they are fighting to never again be pawns in someone else's game.
I'm going to lie down
Bugai is not a very smart unit, the main ability of which is strength and fearlessness. This orc has such abilities as:
- stealing enemy resources when attacking his buildings;
- when falling into a rage, the unit receives one hundred additional units of health and three units of attack;
- also able to increase the level of strength during an attack in units like him. Wolf Riders and Minotaurs also get promotions.
Among his funny phrases from "Warcraft 3" are:
- "Well, why are you clicking like a woodpecker?" Addressed to the player by clicking the mouse again.
- "Have you come to lead or click?" Exactly the same treatment for multiple repeated clicks;
- "I can’t stand when the others are working. I’ll go and lie down." A new example of using popular expressions.
Undead
Immediately something dead comes to mind. Deprived of life. In Warcraft 3, the undead army is called the Scourge. It includes thousands of corpses, bodyless ghosts, necromancer wizards, witches and even mortals who were cursed. This faction turned out to be the creation of the Burning Legion, which wanted to plunge the world into terror with its help, anticipating its imminent invasion.
Warcraft III Ghoul Quotes
The ghoul belongs to another faction of this game. It is a predatory ogre that restores spent health at the expense of the bodies of the fallen, which it eats.
His abilities include:
- order to his novices about the extraction of gold resources. The ghouls themselves can harvest wood;
- eating the bodies of the fallen on the battlefield restores his health;
- using the improvement of the rage of ghouls, a unit is able to increase the speed of combat and movement of its units by exactly a quarter of the available indicator.
Funny phrases include:
- "My terrible". This misrepresentation gives direct reference to various comic representations of zombies in films and games.
- "I love fresh brains." There is also a fairly ingrained legend that zombies are very fond of eating someone else's gray matter.
- "I want to eat." Demonstration of another popular opinion that the dead are tormented by hunger that cannot be satisfied.
It is worth noting that there are a lot of characters in the game whose humorous or sarcastic statements deserve special mention. However, the final material with such examples will turn out to be extremely large. Therefore, it is worth dwelling on the characters given in a particular article and their phrases.
Aphorisms and quotes from the game
- And I'm still alive, I'm pink and warm!
- And what should I do with the undead, crush them with authority?
- Fear the Darkness!
- I appeal to the forces of wind, earth and fire!
- Time heals, but the priest is faster.
- “You still can't forgive me for taking Jaina away from you?”
“You took from me everything that was dear to me. All I have left is the thirst for revenge. - Everyone lives, but not everyone really dies!
- It's not as bad as you think - it's much, much worse.
- You will understand soon enough. You will understand that our entire history is just a rehearsal of the coming battle!
- Where is the pub here ?!
- Speak, you fool!
- May my ancestors keep me!
- For ten thousand years I have not seen women!
- Spirits do not know fatigue!
- If the head hurts, then it is still there!
- If you have no problem, then you are already dead.
- If I have wings, why am I walking?
- Pay your taxes and sleep well!
- Here your path will end, boy ... Here, in the ice, at the top of the world - here an inglorious death awaits you!
- And why am I not a general? I can click too!
- even there is no one to hang!
- And don't you feel sorry for me?
- I'm going to ram!
- - The bloody fog dissipates ... And how strangely the body grows cold ... The fire of demons has died out in my veins ... I - freed ...
- No, old friend - you set us all free ... - Those who come to us with a sword are easier to shoot!
- The dead are waiting!
- The dead serve you!
- It seems to me - we are wasting time!
- My blade is thirsty for blood!
- My sword is the head of an orc from the shoulders!
- My hammer will strengthen your faith!
- Pray for dawn!
- Musket and wife - I won't give it to anyone!
- We've caught a witch! Can we burn it?
- We are stronger than you can imagine, demon. If death is in store for us, so be it. At least now we are free!
- We are good guys, sorry, there are not enough cartridges ...
- We need the world, preferably the whole world!
- The real war will be tomorrow with a hangover!
- Our cause is just, but we will find the enemy!
- I can’t stand while others are working ... I’ll go and lie down.
- I can't shoot at a sober head!
- Can't be created here!
- Nobody dares to order me!
- Come on, night! Where is that fierce fervor with which you fought once gone?
- Come on, order!
- Well attack! You will see - we stand each other!
- We need wood!
- Need more gold!
- One head is good, but two are no longer beautiful.
- One head is good, but one on the shoulders is even better.
- Work again?
- The first condition for immortality is death.
- Bad business - we are surrounded!
- Peace ... How much of this sound has merged for the heart of the undead ...
- The bottom of the pot has been punctured by a bullet!
- The slave who put on the clothes of the leader!
- The size of the hammer does not matter, the main thing is the ability to hit the hat!
- Light gives me strength!
- The light shows me the way!
- Go ahead, my young friend!
- The secret will be revealed!
- Only animals will never betray!
- You're scaring me?
- You disturbed my peace!
- You have handled the test perfectly. He killed his father, gave these lands to the power of darkness ... The Lich King is pleased with your ... enthusiasm.
- You, me and a mortar - that's all you need to win!
- Frostmourne was forged to enslave the souls of mortals. Your soul became the first.
- Frostmourne is out for blood!
- The one who shoots first laughs well!
- What is this smell? Ah, these are our troops!
- I hit twice: one - on the head, the second - on the lid of the coffin!
- I see Great Darkness !! Ugh! Again the hood fell over my eyes ...
- I am a spawn of darkness!
- I am eager to serve!
- - I deserve a quick death ...
- Do not even think! Your death will not be quick! - I will make you suffer!
- I ... eat ... dead ... people ...
- I am just a shadow of my former greatness!
- I love the dead. They are so cute.
- I'm not vindictive, I'll write it down.
- I serve the light!
All phrases from Warcraft III and got the best answer
Answer from Egor chertkoff [guru]
definitely not, but my favorites: Eamornoe, Evil is coming, Run or Fight !! ! My blade is thirsty for blood! Walled up! Demons! Nobody leaves alive! (Illidan)
I am the leader! Yes! Nobody leaves alive! Work taboo! (thrall)
My blade is thirsty for blood! Finally! (blade master)
Order madam! Who wants to fight here?!?! Usually people think faster! (muradin)
If I have wings, why don't I fly ?? (malganus)
Some phrases are repeated, but they really say them!
Answer from Pasha Efimaf[guru]
Everybody wants to have a good time, but you won't have a good time
Ha ha giblets
What will you ask your death about?
I knew that you would come
Greetings
Hi Hi
Great!
How's it going?
Red, yellow, blue, dead don't care what
I’m standing in a queue, in front of me is some kind of ghoul, and suddenly he burps, and did not even blush, I think that something crawled into his mouth and died there a natural death ...
Do you know about Voodoo?
They say if something is cut off, then it will grow there again. They lie, dogs ...
Give me the strength to accept what I cannot change. The courage to change what I cannot accept. And wisdom ... Ah, give me at least some magic before I kill someone!
Do you want your girlfriend to be like me?
Balladash Malanore
Anaria Shala
Leave me alone!
It will be difficult for you to chat without Bosko
We are made to serve him!
Answer from Nikita Korotaev[expert]
As the Death Knight said: "Yes, I have no price! I can't even get insurance!"
Answer from Evaldin Vova[expert]
Need more gold! Need to build a ziggurat
Answer from Novruz Zairov[newbie]
For ner`zula! for the horde!
Answer from Vlad Bystretsky[newbie]
a musket and a wife I will not give to anyone
Answer from Andrey Kiselev[newbie]
Do you think ?! (griffin)
Answer from Alexander Gavrilov[active]
Ax: "Goblin is a proud bird, until you kick it, it won't fly" :))
Answer from Yahiko rinos[active]
Uuuummm))
OOOOOOOO !!
Favorite phrases
Answer from Max Samusenko[active]
Employee
Work again ?!
Farewell.
Don't you feel sorry for me?
[sigh] We'll have to fight.
Well, they'll kill me.
If you click multiple times:
Are you a king? And I didn't vote for you.
You would be so!
Help! I'm under pressure!
Work is not a wolf, it will not run away into the forest.
We caught the witch, can we burn her?
I just got kicked by a horse. It hurts.
Paladin
My hammer will strengthen your faith
I have no fear.
My heart longs for battle.
When attacking:
Justice be done!
In the name of light!
Death to infidels
If you click multiple times:
The hour of the hammer has come!
I hit twice: one on the head, the other on the lid of the coffin!
Don't defile me with your cursor!
He who is not with us is against us.
Armored Goblin - Breakfast of the Dragon.
Better not to piss me off.
Uther [edit]
Know the wrath of the Light!
If you click multiple times:
I'm too old for all this.
What were we, the orcs were not enough?
As if my halo is fading - look, huh?
Weapons are the best judge!
The hour of the hammer has come!
Mountain King
Who wants to fight here ?!
If you click multiple times:
The real war will be tomorrow, with a hangover!
Is there at least one liquor store here?
I think it needs to be washed.
As our beloved chef says, both ulcers and teetotalers drink at someone else's expense. - a reference to the movie "The Diamond Arm"
What the hell are you doing here?
Where is the pub here?
Let's get drunk!
Beer is the main alpha secret!
Archmage
If you click multiple times:
Good, good. The gods see favorably, the world is cleansed of filth. - from some book
Your fuss is preventing me from concentrating!
If you don’t leave me alone, I will turn you into a mindless sheep!
I'm not going to waste mana on nonsense (horse whinnying).
Artes
When attacking:
You pathetic fool.
For my father!
It's too late to ask for mercy.
For my father! (with a different intonation).
Now I'm really angry.
Bow down to your master
They will get what they deserve.
If you click multiple times:
Being a prince is not so easy.
I will glorify my kingdom.
The light shows me the way.
The light gives me strength.
I ... I have to command myself, don't I?
I know what I'm doing.
No need to bow!
In the name of justice!
Alchemist [edit]
And the sun shines brighter, And the landscape is more cheerful, When C2H5OH splashes in the stomach!
I am an alchemist and I say I don’t know what H2O is, so leave me alone!
Get lost, evil spirits, stay, pure alcohol.
Jaina [edit]
Shh! Don't bother me thinking!
If you click multiple times:
I'm not a warrior. This is not a woman's business.
I am only interested in knowledge.
I feel a change in the magic of the world of Warcraft.
I pray for my father.
Things don't seem to be going well.
I hate violence
Captain
If you click multiple times:
I had to become a peasant like my father wanted.
The salary is a pittance, and the service is not sugar.
At least I'm in good standing with the royal family.
Healer
Is anyone hurt?
If you click multiple times:
Swab ... Scalpel ... Magic Wand ... Ho! Alcohol!
An autopsy showed: the patient was asleep
Discharge! [sparks sound]
Well, to heal or let him live?
Time heals, but the priest faster.
Side effects: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, itching, hallucinations, loss of mind, coma and .. death. Well, let's try.
Naga
If I am poisonous, then I am finished. I bit my tongue.
Gun crew
Well, order
Will you order to open fire?
The one with the big gun laughs well
Catch the core!
If you click multiple times:
- You, me and mortar.
“That's all you need to win.
- If it were not for you and me ... nothing would have happened!
“We must defeat the dwarfs.
- So we are the gnomes!
- Ah ... Well, yes ...
Battery, oh-oh-oh-oh-fire!
- Sight fifteen, tube one hundred and twenty!
- Bam-bam, and by. - A reference to the film "Wedding in Malinovka" (Yashka the artilleryman)
- Tell me, uncle, isn't it for nothing? ...
- Well, of course, not for nothing.
- Grandfather, how was it in the second Warcraft?
- The sun was shining brighter, the sky was higher ... And the orcs were no match for the present!
burn, fuse, burn!
Get it, you bastard.
Shooter
If you click multiple times:
I won't give a musket and a wife to anyone (laughs)
etc
