No need to be humble today - Answer in the audience Aries.
Aries - energetic sign... Always self-confident, Aries is capable of a lot. And if, after a week's party, you decide to rest, and you are dragged to night club, it does Aries.
Well done and tomboy, where we sit Taurus?
Taurus is persistent and determined. And if someone constantly and decisively asks you; "Do you respect me?", Then this is Taurus.
Where are the daredevil guys? All faster Twins!
Gemini is an eternally youthful sign. They love jokes and fun, they love beauty in everything. They have a very good "hanging tongue", and. if you are having fun, then Gemini is near.
The zodiac has many signs, now I want to see Rakov!
Cancers are the most cautious sign, they are unlikely to go on an adventure. Cancers are also the most faithful sign. Cancers are reliability itself.
Answer amicably you, Kings of beasts, handsome men Lions!
Leo is the most creative and generous sign. Truth. Leos love to be domineering, so if DOMINANT care is nearby, it is Leo.
Everybody look to the right, to the left, where in our hall Virgin?
Virgo is the most meticulous and painstaking sign. She never makes hasty conclusions and it is better to measure seven times and pour once. Virgo is practicality.
Raise your noses, show yourself to us scales?
Libra is calm and affectionate. And so they can easily borrow 1000 euros from you and do not return them affectionately.
Queue for all the laws Get up and have a drink Scorpions!
Scorpios are a living intuition, they clearly know where to, in order to ... But, being very "alive" by nature, Scorpios can be excellent friends and life companions.
Here all the signs are good fellows, All are luckier - Sagittarius.
Sagittarius are very fond of all kinds of trials and adventures. Being optimistic, they will always find adventure in their second 90s.
Do not be hard on the host .. respond, Capricorns!
Capricorns - they love accuracy and clarity since childhood. They are tacticians and strategists, so if someone tactfully solves you, then this is Capricorn.
Let them raise their glasses as soon as possible. Without hesitation Aquarians!
Aquarians are a very friendly sign, but they prefer calmness and solitude. Therefore, many Aquarians can calmly and alone indulge in their favorite work.
And on our holiday, let them smile. Give affectionate Fishes!
Pisces are dreamers by nature. They sing songs or write poetry. Pisces is creativity, and if next to you someone creatively sleeps with their face in a salad, it could be Pisces.
2. Alcohol horoscope for guests
1. Aries at it's high time
Drink a glass of wine
You just need to drink wisely:
Not under the festive table.
2. A stubborn one Taurus
Getting drunk doesn't suit your face
You better decide
And have fun without vodka
3. Twins, understand yourself
Don't poison your soul with vodka,
You better drink milk
You will live up to a hundred years!
4. Well, and Cancer you can have a drink,
But just a glass or two
Only very carefully
Or else a scandal in the family
5.Lviv we want to warn
That you shouldn't drink a lot
Do not let a degree into the body,
Pour tea into a glass!
6. Virgo, do not drink much,
Take pity on your stomach
He may not understand you,
Do not take lard with vodka!
7.A Libra in harness together
You need to pour more fully
So don't be shy
And drink alcohol to the bottom
8. Scorpion still a child
He can't drink at all,
If he drinks vodka,
Everything will be upside down with you!
9.A Sagittarius the advice is this:
If you want to be healthy
You need to drink sooner
Instead of vodka lemonade!
10. Capricorn lucky
You can drink it all in spite
The evening will last for an hour
Remains to have fun!
11. Aquarians good,
Vodka is whipped from the heart,
Don't fall for vodka,
Better stay sober!
12. Pisces everyone needs
A glass full of wine
Overturn, but not by,
Necessarily to the bottom!
All people no, no, but look into horoscopes to find out what his day, week and even year will be. We suggest you take a different look at all horoscopes and did comic horoscope for all signs of the zodiac for any birthday. Such a comic horoscope will appeal to all guests, and they will remember this day and all the wishes according to “their horoscope”.
Aries.
And Aries is harmonious and strong today,
A day filled with love awaits him.
And just, Aries, do not be lazy,
And on the sides you turn around.
Suddenly, right next to you is waiting for you,
Love that you cannot take your eyes off!
Hurry, take the bull by the horns,
And happy, be Aries always!
Taurus.
Taurus, today is a lucky day for you!
Praise awaits you!
Just don't be arrogant,
And don't turn into a bull!
And don't kick your hoof
Don't butt the red rag!
You better sit down and relax
And enjoy today!
Twins.
Be the twins on fire
Day gives joy today.
Somewhere lucky in love
Somewhere rubles will "arrive".
Maybe meet friends
In general, you celebrate this day more fun!
Cancer
Cancer, don't whistle today
And do not miss your luck.
An important meeting awaits ahead,
Boldly go to her soon,
And not in front, but as usual, backwards
And you will have everything as it should!
a lion
If Leo is not in the mood,
Many troubles await everyone around.
Leo's day is not easy today.
Leo will be dissatisfied with himself.
So, better than Leo do not make you angry
And praise him soon!
Virgo.
Virgo is calm, as always,
Great deeds await her today.
New accomplishments, opening,
And fun events!
So, gain strength, Virgo,
So that they are enough for this day!
Scales.
Balanced and strong
Libra will be there today.
After all, they have to decide the dispute,
And to identify the winner of the applicants.
But everyone already knows
That Libra is winning today!
And so it was, there is always
No one can ever defeat Libra!
Scorpion
Scorpios have a tough day today
Scorpio will be unhappy today.
Will sting everyone around
Relatives and friends, girlfriends.
Do not stand next to him today,
And then he will sting his poison.
Better to let one stay
Calm down - and go out to people.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, be careful today
Today, incidents are possible with you.
Always watch your step
Look around sometimes.
Watch people closely
Are they not laughing behind your back?
You do not take piercing-cutting into your hands,
And you're not joking with electricity.
And how the day comes to an end,
An unexpected surprise awaits Streltsov.
When you are shy away from everyone.
Paranoia will come to you.
Capricorn
Capricorns,
Take care of your feet today.
You may accidentally crush them,
Or accidentally pinch the door.
You may be stepped on while dancing
And you can't even ask for forgiveness.
Just do not go into swearing,
Rely on your heart!
Let the enemies of Capricorns know
What can they kick in revenge!
Aquarius.
Aquarius,
Don't pour water today!
Silence is gold, you should know
And you better shut up today.
Fishes
Pisces is having a hard day
Laziness overcomes them today.
They don't want to do anything
And Pisces is tired of everything.
But better for Pisces don't be lazy
And they need to hurry up to get off the couch.
And then luck will float by,
And someone else will find her!
At what point should the guests present this horoscope? They will give you the answer
Leading:
Dear guests, an astronomer predictor came to us today, who made a forecast for next year, designed for our hero of the day, based on the stars.
Requisites, attributes: white robe, a folder of books under his arm, a telescope in his hand and a poster-congratulation-prediction for the coming year for the hero of the day. The prediction and the poster is printed, and the text can be read from the sheet without memorizing.
Astronomer:
Hello dear guests and our unsurpassed (naya) hero of the day (sha).
In the previous month, I was working on (NAME) horoscope.
The prediction was prompted by the location of the nearby planets Mars and Venus, and the unusual cycle of our sun.
After carefully determining the degrees between the Moon and other planets solar system, according to the existing pattern, the spiral cyclicity has developed an accurate and individual prediction for our (NAME).
A busy work schedule will bring a little frustration to family relationships... For some time now, Virgo's behavior has not been satisfactory to their partners. Virgos are used to controlling their loved ones, constantly lecturing and being jealous. On this basis, the relationship will grow cold, which can lead to separation ...
Aries is always pleased with himself, which is reflected on his face. He rarely thinks, says and does the same thing. Usually he does everything wrong, but just dare to tell him about it. You will then regret that you were born. Aries' stubbornness is legendary, and it is not surprising, a ram, he is a ram.
If he rests, you won't budge him. He always has two opinions on all events and phenomena, one is his, the other is wrong. Aries says that he is never wrong, and therefore he believes that God was most likely Aries.
In love, Aries are as stubborn as in everything else. And if he achieves someone's favor, then he does it until the object of his passion gets tired of refusing him. And when he achieves the location of a partner, then he himself does not know why he needed it.
In the process of a siege (it lasts a very long time), the object loses its attractiveness for him. Those who fall in love with Aries should only be sorry.
In the family, Aries loves to point out, but does not want to do anything. And from such a convenient position for him would never be moved.
Hilarious horoscope for Taurus
Taurus is very stubborn, in this, he looks like Aries. Only the one who will admire Taurus can convince him, tell him that he is always right, and, meanwhile, presenting his ideas as the ideas of Taurus. Taurus women are very emotional and gullible.
About our love relationship she only speaks in superlatives... And if a man tells her that he cannot live without her, she really believes it.
Taurus men are accumulators and hoarders. They drag into the house, everything that comes to their hand: the old household appliances, broken furniture, a woman they don't need. And then they wonder why the house is so crowded and noisy (the noise is from a woman who also cannot understand why she was brought here).
Taurus is very fond of various conflicts and gladly take the most ardent part in them, without being interested in the cause of the conflict. And when they find out the reason for the showdown, they beat themselves in the chest and say: "E-mine, because of what nonsense they fought!"
Cheerful horoscope for Gemini
Gemini are two very similar people rolled into one. Since they are very similar, it annoys them, and they argue all the time. If one says “I want this woman”, the other will certainly object “What is this slut to you for?”. And as a result, the Gemini man chooses another, and then wonders "And what did I find in her?"
Gemini women are contradictory and fickle in their passions. They change men so often that sometimes they don't even have time to remember the name of their next partner. And in order not to get completely confused in the names of their counterparts, they call everyone the same "my Hercules", while another lover not a short, thin man.
He, of course, takes such an appeal for ridicule. V Everyday life Gemini is very indecisive. They cannot make the right decision quickly, because one Gemini pulls in one direction, the other - (out of harm) in the other. And it turns out, as in the immortal work of V.I. Lenin's "One Step Forward, Two Back".
Cheerful horoscope for Cancer
Cancers are very cowardly and shy. They are constantly afraid that they will be accused of what, so they try to please everyone and give everyone a bunch of impossible promises. They speak mainly in slogans and stereotypes so that others would not suspect them of some sort of ulterior motive.
Crayfish lie, not blushing (red crayfish are only boiled) and very inventive. No wonder, among politicians, there are so many Cancers.
In love, Cancers are very careful, meticulously and carefully choose a partner for themselves, even for life, even for the night. They rummage and sort out, as in the ruins of a second-hand.
And when friends are surprised at such a long search for their beloved (beloved): "Why are you choosing a cow?"
At work, Cancers are sycophants and sycophants, the bosses for them are gods and celestials, but if the case turns up (and it will be safe for Cancer), they will gladly substitute a leg for their beloved boss.
Cheerful horoscope for Leo
The lion is the king of beasts in nature. People zodiac sign Leos never forget this. They are arrogant, selfish, always confident in their superiority and do not tolerate other people's opinions. You will be the most best friend Leo, if you constantly flatter him and praise his dignity.
Lions love to hang their portraits on the walls, and the larger the images, the better.
Leo women, like the "black widow" female spider, if they do not destroy their chosen one immediately after the night of love, then they gnaw on him for the rest of their lives, or until the partner has enough patience.
Leo men love only themselves, they are simply not capable of loving someone else. Therefore, they choose women who know only two words "yes" and "I obey."
Merry horoscope for Virgo
If your zodiac sign is Virgo, then your loved ones and friends are terribly out of luck. You are obsessed with order, scrupulousness and cleanliness. Virgos are extremely neat and methodical. The need to tidy up and clean up turns into a passion for them. If you got up from an armchair or sofa in the Virgo's apartment, she immediately begins to smooth the cape and shake off non-existent dust from it.
If Virgo falls into a small car accident, then the first thing she says to the inspector who approached the inspector about the second participant in the accident: "It's no wonder that this kettle had an accident, look how dirty his car is!"
A must-have item in the house of the Virgin is a magnifying glass. With her help, she examines all the furnishings in the house, so she looks for specks of dust.
Virgo's love relationship also strictly plans, meetings, and sex with her partner take place on schedule.
Cheerful horoscope for Libra
Libra is languid and graceful and full of incomprehensible mystery and incomprehensible, to the rest of humanity, nobility. They love to dress fashionably and follow fashion carefully. The craving to look fashionable with them is so great that if someone assures them that it is fashionable: Libra women will put on a skirt inside out, and men instead of trousers will put on a shirt and tie a knot at their belt.
Libra is very fond of teaching everyone and explaining everything to everyone. For example, with perseverance worthy better application, will tell you the difference between a coffee latte and a coffee with milk. And it is useless to argue that they are one and the same.
In love, Libra is mysterious and unpredictable. Sometimes the chosen one (chosen one) of Libra cannot understand what the Libra partner is trying to say. Either invites you to an intimate date, or says goodbye forever.
Cheerful horoscope for Scorpio
Scorpios consider themselves irresistible personalities, they can look in the mirror for hours and admire their own person. They are great inventors and are always full of grandiose plans, but as soon as it comes to putting these plans into practice, they stop at the very first difficulties, saying "I didn't really want to."
Scorpios are very loving and obscenely sexy. They are proud of their love victories and talk about it at every corner. Here is just one small nuance, Scorpio men like such women, looking at whom other men say: "No, I can't drink so much vodka," and Scorpio women choose such chosen ones about whom we can say that they only got off yesterday trees or crawled out onto dry land.
Cheerful horoscope for Sagittarius
Sagittarius are such adventurers that being around them is simply dangerous. They may offer you to jump with a parachute, assuring you that they have done it a hundred times and will even offer you to fold your parachute. Do not agree for anything, otherwise, their happy face will be the last thing you see in life.
Do not try to introduce your chosen one (chosen one), if it is a Sagittarius, with your parents. The ancestors will be shocked.
Sagittarius are careless and unfaithful lovers. Parting with you in the evening, assuring you of his passionate love, in the morning he may simply not remember about you.
Cheerful horoscope for Capricorn
Capricorns are a kind of mixture of Leo and Virgo. They believe they are as charismatic as Leo and as logical as Virgo. In fact, they have the self-conceit of Leo and the sadness of the Virgins.
Capricorns are terrible workaholics, but they work with such a gloomy and depressing look that they just want to tell them: "Put on a different face, a little more fun."
In love, Capricorns are pessimists. His chosen one (chosen one) can prove his love a hundred times, but Capricorn is firmly convinced that he will certainly be abandoned. Most often it happens, the partner gets tired of fighting the universal despondency of Capricorn.
Merry horoscope for Aquarius
Aquarians are the most "knowledgeable" people in the world. Ask Aquarius what Nadezhda Krupskaya was ill with in childhood or what stars the constellation Sagittarius consists of, and he will smart look and will tell you everything at length.
Aquarians love their bodies very much, they love to be naked, and therefore they are very eager to visit nudist beaches.
Aquarians are wonderful lovers, and if you still listen to them constantly, agree with everything and admire their vast knowledge, Aquarius will love you like Romeo.
Cheerful horoscope for Pisces
Pisces are very vindictive creatures, God forbid, offend this sign. Outwardly, they will not show that they are offended, but you will subsequently regret for a long time that you offended Pisces.
Pisces are very slow in everything, and they are the same drivers. If you see a car driving along the highway at a speed of 40-50 km per hour, be sure that a representative of this sign is driving.
In love, Pisces are cold and predictable, this is what they say about them "sleepy fish". But they consider themselves to be almost Scorpios in a love relationship.
- Aries (march 21 - april 20): The craziness rate is 30%!
If you go to the mountains with someone, then only with Aries. They are inveterate extreme lovers, moreover, they will always give a helping hand to their comrade. Aries clearly follow their path and achieve their goals. Many plans are ripening in their head, which sometimes seem absolutely insane. Their courage and perseverance can only be envied! - Taurus (April 21 - May 21): The craziness rate is 40%!
Stubbornness is the main feature of this sign. Taurus will bring anyone to a white heat: it is so important for them to prove their case. This makes them a little odd in the eyes of other people. Taurus is comprehensively developed, they have kind heart and iron willpower.
- Gemini (May 22 - June 21): The craziness rate is 100%!
The craziest zodiac sign. Gemini are fickle and frivolous, you never know what they have in store for you today. But you will never get bored with them! They have a bunch of incredible stories and tales from life. Only Gemini are capable of reaching a completely reckless denouement in their adventures.
- Cancer (June 22 - July 22): Madness rate - 90%!
Cancers are famous for their mood swings. They prefer not to crawl out of the house, but if they break into a nightclub - beware. It is they, in a state of intoxication, scribbling insane messages to the ex. You never know what's on Cancer's mind, and it drives you crazy!
- Leo (july 23 - august 21): 80% madness rate!
Representatives of this sign are used to being in the spotlight, they love noisy parties and large companies. Lions quickly get drunk, and this loosens their tongue so much that others in their company often have to blush. These people have no brakes, they do not know how to stop in time.
- Virgo (august 22 - september 23): madness rate - 70%!
Virgo works tirelessly on herself, strives for perfection in everything. Control and power are her main passions. These people are capable of performing noble deeds, but they are waiting for recognition for this. Their desire to appear ideal in the eyes of people completely takes possession of them.
- Libra (September 24 - October 23): Madness rate - 30%!
Libra is obsessed with finding balance in everything. Sometimes they are ready to go to extremes, especially when it comes to members of the opposite sex. Libra will do anything to get the object of its sigh, even sink to gossip.
- Scorpio (October 24 - November 22): Crazy Rate - 40%!
The statement that Scorpios sting unbearably hurts is true. Of course, they have no equal in resourcefulness and insight, but this still does not brighten up their shortcomings. Scorpio is the most sensual sign of the zodiac, he is a master of beautiful courtship and romantic gestures. His sexual energy pours over the edge, so few people manage to cope with this raging stream of passion.
- Sagittarius (november 23 - december 22): 50% madness rate!
Sagittarius all their lives proudly carry the banner of justice and truth. And it is better not to hinder them in this! Nothing can upset them as much as limiting personal freedom. In addition, Sagittarius easily light up with ideas that sometimes blind their minds.
- Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 20): The craziness rate is 60%!
Capricorns are still workaholics! They take the most difficult tasks onto their shoulders and take on their solution with passion. Capricorns are not averse to showing off their intelligence and professionalism. If they are in charge of any business, do not expect concessions.Capricorns keep their line even when they're wrong. This feature also extends to personal life: the partner will always be on tight hand. Their madness in wanting to control everything.
- Aquarius (january 21 - february 19): craziness rate - 20%!
Aquarius is like a crazy professor who is used to living in his own illusions. It's very easy to twist around the finger, and people are used to using it. That is why this zodiac sign often becomes a victim of scammers, and just those who are looking for easy prey.
- Pisces (Feb 20 - Mar 20): Crazy Rate - 10%!
Pisces is the least crazy of the rest of the zodiac signs. They are calm and peaceful, you can always rely on them. Pisces are ready to sacrifice their own interests just in order to brighten up someone's loneliness. These character traits make them the most judicious, wise and empathetic.
