The performance is good if the hero of the day is a hunter or a fisherman. 4 men come out for congratulations (3 hunters and one traffic policeman), all dressed as expected: hunters with guns, in bandoliers, an inspector in uniform. The sentry seemed to have stopped them when they went hunting and broke the rules before dropping in for the birthday boy. So he brought them to the hall (they wanted to invite the hero of the day with them), and the policeman went to give the hero of the day a certificate of passing the technical inspection. Standing in the center of the hall, friends-hunters sing a congratulatory song "Where can I get such words." And then they are presented with a children's gun and a medallion from cartridges.
And where can I get such words
And about love, and about fate,
And so that everyone immediately guessed
That this song is about you.
You are in our friendly team,
Like bread, like air and water,
Everybody needs you from morning to night
We all cannot live without you.
After all, transport is the main thing in work,
And we are nowhere without cars.
In the morning, everyone with requests to (name),
He will never refuse.
Solve our problems at once,
We can leave anywhere.
Will send with annoyance, where to,
So that they never come back.
You have different transport -
Both land and sea,
You take us out for a walk
On the Volga-mother dear.
You are an excellent family man,
Besides, a wonderful, wise grandfather.
In your family, you will certainly
Arrogant husband-authority.
Well, and you are also in nature
A passionate hunter without embellishment,
And we are with our souls with all the people
Let's sing a romance to you now.
Live, (name), long, long
Friends for the joy and family.
And on this day is your anniversary
We wish you happiness.
Certificate of passing vehicle inspection (full name) on the occasion of the 60th anniversary.
1. Owner - wife, (full name).
2. Year of issue - (date). Mileage 60 years.
3. Place of issue - (place of birth).
4. Carrying capacity - (family composition, including grandchildren).
5. Appearance- dashing, oval in places, the headlights are not broken, the body is not dented.
6. Color - coffee with milk, glimpses of silver metallic on the roof.
7. Completeness: chassis - rear suspension with reinforced shock absorbers, front suspension is switched on after full filling.
8. The filler neck for the brewer tank is tinned.
9. The engine runs smoothly, without extraneous noise, kind, filled with love.
10. Drainage system - performs 2 functions - one in the morning, according to the needs of the vehicle itself, the second - in the evening, at the request of the owner - (full name).
11. The exhaust system is in good working order, the content of hydrogen sulphide is within the maximum permissible concentration (refueling of the engine with fuel based on legumes, for example, peas, is not allowed).
12. The hand brake is not checked, the owner does not allow anyone to approach the brake lever.
13. The first aid kit is missing due to its uselessness.
14. A fire extinguisher is bought at the nearest stall when it burns inside the cabin.
15. The left turn signal never turned on.
The inspector reads the conclusion:
State Security Inspectorate road traffic concluded:
1. The condition of the vehicle is excellent.
2. According to the owner, it can still be driven and driven.
For reliable work vehicle is recommended:
1. Lubricate the neck regularly: on holidays, after the bath, on the owner's birthday, etc.
2. Refueling should be done with high-quality fuel with a.c.t. number of 40 degrees, it is allowed to refuel with a smaller a.c.t. number, but in large quantities.
3. Wife! I put the vehicle in the parking lot, let it stand, pull the handbrake lever towards you and crawl under the vehicle more often, check its performance.
4. It is not allowed to use the vehicle under a power of attorney.
5. Owner, remember! The car loves affection, cleanliness and lubrication.
The date of the next technical inspection is (after 40 years), after a run of 100 years.
State inspection of road safety.
(it turns out good number, especially if you learn everything by heart and improvise)
(In the midst of the holiday, the Precinct appears.)
Precinct:
I wish you good health! I ask everyone to stay in their sitting and standing places! Let me introduce myself: Captain Golopupenko, your District Officer!
Yeah, we drink, we have a snack. And where is our citizen here ... (surname of the hero of the day)? You? You have received an anonymous complaint. We, of course, do not consider anonymous letters, but the facts set forth in it interested me very much, so I am here. Understood, please come in!
(The Ones come in.)
So citizen ...(surname), do you have any idea why we are here? No, not because it's your birthday today ... Although, if you look more broadly, so to speak, your birthday is also evidence against you. Explaining!
The letter states that you have an unregistered moonshine, I'm not afraid of this word, apparatus. Don't you? And why are there so many bottles on the table? Have you bought it at the store? Where did you get so much money for a store? Everything is clear to me: drive it yourself! Ay-y-yay, citizen ...(surname)! Drive without any permission from the authorities! Illegal entrepreneurial activity! And the license? What about taxes? And finally the tasting?
What if your sugar is of poor quality, infected with bird flu? After all, this is the same horror. what can happen! And yeast? Suddenly their expiration date has expired, and you go there too? What? Say that your vodka is good? Yes? Witnesses, I ask you to proceed with the identification procedure. - Pour Understood . (they pour it)
(If they offer to pour it to the district policeman.) I'm not allowed. I'm on duty.
(The witnesses are about to drink, but the police officer stops them.) Wait! How am I going to fill out a protocol about something that I have not checked myself?
(Sighs.) Eh, you have to take the brunt of identification on yourself ... Pour!
(Clinks glasses with the Ones, everyone drinks.)
Wow, good, dog! That is ... I wanted to say: it hurts hard, you won't drink much ... (Pauses.) And I want to! Understood, how are you? Everything is fine? (In a braided tongue.) Well, thank God! So you say how are you there ... (name of the hero of the day)? Is your birthday today? Eh, you have a good one, (name of the hero of the day), alcohol mashine!
It's a pity to select straight away ... I know how pitiful he really is! And kindly ... kindly ... unforgettable, hic.
I will do evil - and I will forget! That's what I am!
Oh, I was deeply moved ... Pour me another glass ... To make the protocol easier to draw up ... Well, your health! Tepericha, you can have a snack. Do you have something to eat? Yes, I myself know that there is, because we know the way to you, how we found it? By the smell! You are, (name of the hero of the day), do you work at a meat processing plant? No? It can't be, everything is written in my anonymous letter! Dap liters of moonshine ...
Dap meters of sausage ... Which sausage do you prefer? (Anniversary responds.) What do you mean! This is my favorite variety! Only I haven't tried it for a long time ... I have a dog's work, you run around like a fool all day long, neither eat nor drink ... that is, I wanted to say: neither sit down, nor rest ... Yes, my salary is lazy, like this glass! By the way, why is it empty? Pour! So what are we going to put in the protocol?
PROTOCOL
Citizen... (surname) has had a moonshine still in stock since 20 ..., as a result of which it drove out ... liters of moonshine, consumed inside ... liters, including in the form of medicine ... Police day ... liters, per road ... liters.
Yes, also a citizen ... (surname) since 19 ..., ... kg has been brought into the house (beef, pork, lamb, horse meat must be emphasized), including ... meters of selected sausage products in the form of sausages, sausages, pork sausages (underline the necessary). As a result of the above actions, over ... years ... a person was watered, ... a person was fed.
During the audit, it was established:
1. Citizen ... (surname) lives cheerfully, having an unregistered moonshine still available, which is what he wishes for everyone. An explanatory work was carried out with her and a promise was taken not to do so again. She said: "I won't do that anymore, I will do it somehow differently!"
2. Citizen ... (surname) lives well, having available for this moment: meat in the refrigerator ... kg, cutlets on the table ... kg, marinade salads ... kg, side dishes ... kg, other ... kg 200 g.
Z. On the basis of the foregoing, the district police officer Golopupenko, in the presence of attesting witnesses, decided to oblige the citizen ... (surname):
a) to the daily eating of meat products with obligatory treats to household members and all those who have dropped in for a visit, including the district policeman Golopupenko, since he is also a person;
b) to brew moonshine only for internal consumption, including all household members and all those who dropped in for a visit, including the district policeman Golopupenko, since which of us is without sin?
Number, signatures of witnesses . (sign)
Well, (name of the hero of the day), the formalities are over! Now you can continue, pour! Happy anniversary to you (name of the hero of the day)!
Anniversary is big holiday... Many are trying to celebrate it on a large scale. A wide feast and many guests are meant. Here are not only relatives, but also friends of the hero of the day with children and spouses, his colleagues, colleagues, bosses. It turns out a very diverse company - in terms of age, hobbies, interests. So that guests do not get bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment you can offer them. Best suited for this are scenes that will periodically "dilute" the feast, entertain guests and delight the hero of the day. Scenes can be very different - costumed or not, short or long, with one "actor" and more ambitious. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot from already existing books, films and somewhere peeped mini-productions, to those invented by yourself, will do. However, they should all have one a common feature- be funny.
Costume performances
The main difference between them from the rest will be only the costumes, in which, for believability, the participants-actors are dressed. Usually the guests themselves are the actors. Their participation is coordinated in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to make an additional gift.
Traffic inspector and hunters
Three men are participating. It is necessary to choose the appropriate suits - the uniform of a traffic police officer for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. "Hunters" can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.
Scene progress
Two friends-hunters, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they violated the traffic rules and were stopped by an inspector. Explained the situation to him - well, you just can't help but congratulate good man! Of course, the inspector agreed to take them to the place of celebration. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and himself joins in the congratulations. He reads out, and then gives the wife of the hero of the day a certificate of passing a technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday man himself (his surname and first name are announced) on the occasion of his 50th birthday (the number can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.
Inspection
Conclusion of the traffic police
- The condition is excellent.
- The owner claims that this vehicle can still be driven and driven.
- Refueling only with high-quality fuel - octane number is not less than 40. If the octane number is less, it is necessary large quantity fuel.
- Lubrication of the filler part is shown on a regular basis: on vacation, after hunting and bathing, on birthdays, etc.
- It is not allowed to use the vehicle under a power of attorney.
- The owner must remember that for normal operation vehicle affection, love and regular lubrication are needed.
- The next MOT is recommended after 50 years.
Italian guests
This scene also requires three participants - two men, who will be the Italian guests, and a woman translator. The costumes are quite simple, you don't even have to completely change the actors' clothes, but just choose the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, hats with brim. For the translator - eyeglasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. In the midst of the fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head to the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday man, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravizhilento yubelento and drusente - lyubente alkolento drunkento! Translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Coming to the devil on kulichkent rasskazante at least something! Translator: We have come to your wonderful city to join everyone in the congratulations. 1st guest: Pozhelanto not glotanto tabletanto and not known healer! Translator: We want to wish you strongest health. 2nd guest: There is a lot of money in your wallet and the belly was always full! Translator: May I accompany you through life financial well-being and lasting happiness. 1st guest: Puskaento druzilento nikogdento on rasento! Translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We handed the hotetto figinetto and yurundento! Translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy for you. 1st guest: Do not overeat and do not blivante, pusento is not lopnento. Translator: Eat to your health and enjoy. 2nd guest: Memories of our visitor - Italian donation. Translator: Remember us, always your Italians.
Strange salaries
A small costume scene that should accompany, and possibly open the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is desirable that these were women - thin, short and tall, dense:
- The small one is "weighted" with a small amount of money - it can be either coins or small denominations. They can simply be drawn on large sheets of paper to be clearly visible.
- A tall woman is dressed richer - there are no coins at all, but there are many large bills.
Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulate him.
Little Salary Congratulations
Do not look, dear birthday boy, that I am still so small. I wish you all the most beautiful things in the world. May with my help you can secure a life worthy of the king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. Hope that together we can please you.
Congratulations Big Salary
Maybe I'm not very much like winning the lottery, but together with my little sister we are - best gift, which will come in handy in any situation, take you on vacation and bring you many pleasant minutes! Congratulations! After this performance, all the guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift present them to the birthday boy. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and fold the entire amount into it at once.
Mini-performances
Such scenes usually do not take long. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. More rarely is needed.
It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and to entertain the hero of the day with his guests.
Urgent medical examination
A man enters the room, fully dressed as a doctor. He's wearing glasses white robe, stethoscope, shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small "medical case". Doctor: Excuse me, excuse me! Before congratulations are sounded, I have to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins the examination: examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical manipulations. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “Okay,” “let's see what we have here,” “aha, aha,” “so I thought,” and the like. After that, he makes a short speech.
Doctor's speech
I have performed a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…
- Anniversary (surname, name, patronymic).
- Age is in its prime, that is, blossoming.
- The pulse is a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
- The blood group is only red bodies, sometimes white ones are also found (in strictly measured quantities). This is real "blood and milk"!
- The heart rate - as it should be on your own anniversary - then jumps, then freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.
- The vitality is completely versatile.
- Vision is perfect. So you can notice any little thing.
- Hearing is truly universal, and this is a great rarity.
- The sense of smell is very subtle, with a probability of an error of 3% it can determine with whom the spouse spoke today. Such acute reaction occurs only on males.
- Chronic illnesses - unexplained hibernation after a delicious meal, lovingly prepared supper. More often it manifests itself next to a working TV.
- The regime of the day is mixed: walking-sitting-lying.
- The general conclusion is just the beginning of life this organism... It is recommended to take from life everything that you want and that was not received.
Urgent telegram
A man enters the hall with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache. He depicts a well-known character - the postman Pechkin. Hello! This is me - the postman Pechkin. I brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I need to get my throat wet. Demands a full glass, drinks, then reads the telegram. You can write it down on a real letterhead.
Telegram text
I dreamed of coming, I couldn’t tour. I sincerely congratulate you. I wish you well. I dream of being around. Your point. Alla Pugacheva This scene can be put instead of another toast. And in conclusion, you will find one cool tale-tale about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc
Men are our support, protection and love! Getting ready for your birthday a loved one it is important to secretly come up with such entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday person and the guests.
For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a drop of soul, we present cool scenes! They will help not only to diversify the planned holiday program, but also to present memorable gifts to the birthday person in an original way, with humor and invention.
At the table
Scene No. 1 "Harmful cleaning lady"
In the midst of the holiday, a "cleaning lady" appears with a bucket and a mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what is lying on the bottom. She starts to grumble something under her breath and wash the floor.
Some of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing ?! It's actually our birthday here!
Cleaning woman: And what do I care about that? I do my job and do not bother anyone.
(A skirmish begins between the guest and the cleaning lady. It is desirable that this guest sit next to the birthday boy).
the guest: Can't you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.
Cleaning woman: Oh, you have a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?
(They show the birthday boy to the cleaning lady).
Cleaning woman: So it’s because of you that they don’t let me work? So, is it because of you that they came across here, ponatoptali? So here's my congratulations!
(He takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. Stormy reaction of the guests, laughter, applause).
Scene number 2 "Congratulations from friends"
Each of them has two balls in their hands: orange, red, blue and green. They sing a song-alteration to the tune "The blue ball is spinning, spinning."
Together:
Years, like birds, fly in succession.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.1 friend
We will give the red ball to the bolder
As a sign of respect, accept quickly
A lot of warmth, a lot of sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!2 friend
To make you happy all year round
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let relatives and friends be near
You are the best, I say without concealing.1 friend
We want to give peace of mind,
To reward with a blue ball that day.
He will save you from sorrow
And only goodness will find its way into your house!2 friend
The orange ball is like a dream
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you for centuries.Together
There were also other balls
But we didn't bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from miserliness,
Now we will explain what matters.There was a yellow ball - he decorated the bouquet,
But he is a changeable, treacherous color.
Yellow ball - trials in fate,
So we won't give it to you.We found a black ball
But they didn’t bring it either.
He carries sorrow and separation within himself,
And we only wish you happiness!(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment and presented to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).
Scene No. 3 "Compliments"
For this congratulation, you will need a presenter, Whatman paper and felt-tip pens.
1. On the Whatman paper, the presenter horizontally or vertically (as it is more convenient) writes the name of the birthday person.
2. The task of the guests for each letter is to come up with an adjective that characterizes the birthday person from the positive side.
3. At the end, the presenter gives the birthday boy a gift for being so perfect. A gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) as a keepsake.
Scene No. 4 "Hidden Gifts"
The guests are sitting at the table, the host is holding a bag with gifts.
Selectively approaches the guests with a request to get a gift from the bag.
Each gift should be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The presenter leaves a note to the guest who has taken out the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday boy with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday boy.1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy
Because there…
(The birthday boy unfolds the gift and says that there is a "napkin").2. Carry for the joy of your dear wife,
And remember the guests more often
The exact same ones are on me,
So now we are brothers with you.
(Gift - funny panties).3. You will never guess what life will present to us.
Take her with you in addition, it will save you from awkwardness.
Perhaps the best reward from us
As a gift for you ...
(Gift - toilet paper).4. Thought, wondered, to give this?
We decided that you are independent
And he himself is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret
Our gift is a bottle ...
(Gift - a bottle of port).
Scene No. 5 "Wishes from a psychic"
Psychic (enters the room, moves his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy? Why am I asking, I know myself! You! (Points with a finger). Let me feel your aura! (Runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously). I see ... I see that you have a good aura! Positive points attracts! So, I say what awaits you: 364 days of well-being and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask, what’s there in Day 365, I don’t see well, I’m dim, your wife, but the mink fur coat flickers all the time ... These are the steps to success and dream (He walks back and forth with wide strides)! So, then it is again vaguely - everything is solid banal: happiness, health, love, luck ... But what will be, will be - I can’t lie!
(Theatrically presses his hand to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday boy tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself has just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you, and ordered to give gifts! (Gives a gift).
Scene 6 "Doctor's visit"
For the scene, you can prepare a doctor's costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, a flashlight.
Doctor (enters the hall, quickly approaches the birthday boy): Well, well, well, who is the patient here? I see, I see what we have here?
"Dengon, how long is the shortage?" (He looks inquiringly at the birthday man, but does not give an answer, takes out a phonendoscope). Well, let's hear with our hearts what ?! I hear, I hear: "from love euphoriasis"!
Let's continue our inspection! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ah, here everything is serious ... you have a rare disease of "work by the throat when you are choking" on your hands!
(Knocks on the knees with a hammer): And at your feet you have a "vseprobezhkinosis"! Well, let's examine the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in the eyes). And here everything is clear: "gadget addicted"! So! Here is my verdict - you will live for another 150 years if you accept what I appoint. Take a bill a day, avoid overdose (hands over an envelope with money)! This remedy will help to maintain love euphoria (gives a certificate for romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle good wine) ! You will have to get rid of gadget addiction radically! I write to you best medicines (gives good book or a collection of motivating quotes)! All right, be healthy! (Bows, leaves).
Movable
Scene 7 "Congratulations to the king!"
Characters: Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: Throne of the king, costumes for courtiers (or at least attributes).Courtier 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You are the great ruler of your state, and from all your subjects, let me read you congratulations!
(It is important to unfold the scroll. Frightened looks around, beckons another courtier).
Courtier 1(whispers): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where is the congratulation?
(Courtier 2 shrugs, then raises his finger. Throws away the scroll).
Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - and you show! How is King (Name) angry? (Guests show). How does the king dance on a merry disc, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine, and makes his way to his payment house so that he does not notice his wife? (Guests are trying to portray a drunk birthday boy).
Courtier 1: OU! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? And now the overseas gifts have arrived! Accept, king (Name), congratulations!
Courtier 1: Count De (last name of the guest) from the mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it - and any product is yours! (Give a certificate).
Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country brings you an enchanting scent! With him you can do everything! Neutralize enemies, gain allies! (Give perfume).
Courtier 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a goldfish so that you can fulfill all your wishes! Prince (name) of (...) gives you the opportunity to do it! (They give fishing accessories).
Courtier 2: Our dear king, the next gift is worthwhile! Magic potion, intoxicating the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me, from me, to present you with this wonderful drink! (Gives brandy).
Courtier 1: And I am making a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Take this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).
Scene No. 8 "Three brooms"
Three women are needed to congratulate. Each has a broom in her hands. In total, you need three brooms: oak, birch, eucalyptus.
First woman
To have a healthy man
We present an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We will steam you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom pats the birthday boy lightly).Second woman
Don't fuss and don't suffer
Better get it with a birch broom.
Let's walk on the shoulders, on the head,
So that you are healthy like a bull in a cow.Third woman
Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all the sorrows disappear, we dare to steam him.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's walk with a broom just below the waist.
Scene No. 9 "Congratulations from oriental beauties"
Characters: Girls dressed as oriental beauties (you can distribute the roles according to the number of gifts). The girls enter the mansion and leave after the presentation of gifts to oriental music, performing the movements of oriental dance.
Girl 1: You are Sheikh-al-Sheikh today, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, come to congratulate all of you!
Girl 2: You are a lover of a bright life, take gifts soon!
Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not shaky, hold on, we give you a fish! (You can arrange "a bouquet" of several types of salted fish, or just a set of snacks).
Girl 1: To make your wife doted on you, you have a set of tea for you!
Girl 2: Well, for tea, of course, we made sweets! With cognac!
Girl 3: But no sweets (shrugs)... Here, hold this bottle! (Gives him a bottle of cognac).
Girl 1: For you, a lover of swimming in a warm river in the morning, we will give, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then just replace it with the words "that's what!")
Scene No. 10 "A Little Story of Life"
Characters: Host, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: a chair, a sheet, a cap, a diaper, a bottle with a nipple with a cocktail, animal masks, the inscriptions "Typewriter", "ball", "Prestigious work", school bag, audio recordings: "My only one", "Ah, this wedding."
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, you can put on a diaper, put on a cap, sit on a chair.Leading: Sit down comfortably, dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very young, he was given a bottle of milk ... (He comes up, gives a bottle, it is filled alcoholic cocktail... It is better to find out about the birthday person's preferences in advance, and, of course, it is desirable that the liquid was white). He drank and fell asleep, and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests wearing animal masks run out and show funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has an inscription on the back "Typewriter", the other has "Ball"). Our birthday boy has grown up (the presenter helps the birthday boy to remove all the attributes, gives a portfolio), and began to go to school, where he met his first love. (A girl runs in with a briefcase, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song is playing: "My only one!")Young woman: Che hatched? The fool himself! (Runs away).
Leading: Our hero grew up, did not forget about his first love, and promised to marry her to himself! And, in the end, he got married, but to another!
(The song "Ah, this wedding sang and danced" is playing).Leading: Then I was looking for a prestigious job, I worked well and provided my family with dignity!
(A guest runs out, the inscription "Prestigious work" on the back, the birthday boy comes up to him, and he runs away, hides, in the end, of course, catches).Everything characters speak in chorus or take turns: Life runs by, and you do not rush! Feel free to write your story! On the path to happiness, walk steadfastly, how much more still lies ahead! Well, we congratulate you, don't judge how you could, get ready, people are your own!
(Further, giving gifts).
Children's drama must keep pace with the times. Since our militia was suddenly renamed the police, I posted two versions of the text at once on my website for all the performances with the participation of law enforcement officials - the old one with the policeman and the new one with the policeman.
In the midst of the holiday, the UCHITKOV appears.
I wish you good health! I ask everyone to stay in their sitting and standing places! Let me introduce myself: Captain Golopupenko, your District Officer!
Yeah, we drink, we have a snack. And where is our citizen here ... (surname of the hero of the day)? You? You have received an anonymous complaint. We, of course, do not consider anonymous letters, but the facts set forth in it interested me very much, so I am here. Understood, please come in!
(Investigators enter.) So, citizen ... (surname), do you have any idea why we are here? No, not because it's your birthday today ... Although, if you look more broadly, so to speak, your birthday is also evidence against you. Explaining!
The letter states that you have an unregistered moonshine, I'm not afraid of this word, apparatus. Don't you? And why are there so many bottles on the table? Have you bought it at the store? Where did you get so much money for a store? Everything is clear to me: drive it yourself! Ay-y-yay, citizen ... (surname)! Drive without any permission from the authorities! Illegal business activity! And the license? What about taxes? And finally the tasting?
What if your sugar is of poor quality, infected with bird flu? After all, this is the same horror that can happen! And yeast? Suddenly their expiration date has expired, and you are the same? What? Say that you have good vodka? Yes? Witnesses, I ask you to proceed with the identification procedure.
Pour Understood.
(If they offer to pour it to the district policeman.) I can't. I'm on duty.
(The witnesses are going to have a drink, but the police officer stops them.) Wait! How am I going to fill out a protocol about something that I have not checked myself?
(Sighs) Eh, you have to take the brunt of the identification on yourself ... Pour!
(Clinks glasses with the Ones, everyone drinks.) Wow, good, dog! That is ... I wanted to say: it hurts hard, you won't drink much ... (Pauses.) But I want to! Understood, how are you? Everything is fine? (In a braided tongue.) Well, thank God! So you say, how are you there ... (name of the hero of the day)? Is your birthday today? Eh, you have a good (name of the hero of the day), moonshine still!
It's a pity to select straight away ... I know how pitiful he really is! And kindly ... kindly ... unforgettable, hic.
I will do evil - and I will forget! That's what I am!
Oh, I was deeply moved ... Pour me another glass ... To make the protocol easier to draw up ... Well, your health! You can also have a snack now. Do you have something to eat? Yes, I myself know that there is, after all, you know how we found the way to you? By the smell! Do you, (name of the hero of the day), work at a meat-packing plant?
No? It can't be, in my anonymous letter
Everything is written! Dap liters of moonshine ...
Dap meters of sausage ... Which sausage do you prefer? (The hero of the day answers.) What are you? This is my favorite variety! Only I haven't tried it for a long time ... I have a dog job, you run around like a fool all day, neither a snack nor a drink ... that is, I wanted to say: neither sit down, nor rest ... here is this glass! By the way, why is it empty?
Understood, why were you called here? Pour! So what are we going to put in the protocol?
A citizen ... (surname) has had a moonshine still available since 20 ... years, as a result of which she drove out ... liters of moonshine, consumed ... liters, including in the form of medicine ... liters, with an ustatku ... liters, in honor of the Police Day ... liters, per road ... liters.
Yes, also a citizen ... (last name) since 19 ... has been brought into the house ... kg (beef, pork, lamb, horse meat should be emphasized), including ... meters of selected sausage products in the form of sausages, sausages, pork fat (underline the necessary).
As a result of the above actions, over ... years ... a person was watered, ... a person was fed.
During the audit, it was established:
1. Citizen ... (surname) lives happily, having an unregistered moonshine still available, which is what she wishes for everyone. An explanatory work was carried out with her and a promise was taken not to do so again. She said: "I won't do that anymore, I will do it somehow differently!"
2. A citizen ... (surname) lives well, having at the moment: meat in the refrigerator ... kg, cutlets on the table ... kg, marinade salads ... kg, side dishes ... kg, etc. ... kg 200 g.
Z. On the basis of the foregoing, the district police officer Golopupenko, in the presence of attesting witnesses, decided to oblige the citizen ... (surname):
A) to the daily eating of meat products with obligatory treats to household members and all those who have dropped in for a visit, including the district police officer Golopupenko, since he is also a person;
B) to brew moonshine only for internal consumption, including here all household members and all those who dropped in for a visit, including the district policeman Golopupenko, since which of us is without sin?
Number, signatures of witnesses.
Well, (name of the hero of the day), the formalities are over! Now you can continue, pour! Happy anniversary to you, (name of the hero of the day)!
